Roz & Mocha

Would you rather start an OnlyFans if everything went wrong, bring your pet to work every day, or come back in your next life as something completely random? One Deep Dive spirals into desperate career pivots, work pets, reincarnation, and who would actually make money online. Another round tackles who belongs in the final round of Family Feud, the oddly personal story behind recently used emojis, and the most unhinged bet ever made. Later, things get grosser and more revealing with weird childhood habits, questions about who paid 99 cents for a now‑infamous website, and which illegal or unrealistic an...

Would you rather add an extra zero to your lifespan or your salary? Who do you really think wins more arguments in your relationship, and how different would your life look if your spouse didn’t exist? Roz and Mocha tackle big “what if” questions, awkward truths, and ridiculous debates—from being dropped into a country with no English or technology, to cringing at the terrible ideas they wanted as teenagers, to the surprisingly heated discussion of whether you reuse the same drinking glass all day

Eric Braeden sounds off after a casting director wastes his time, plus the guys relive the moment he absolutely unloaded on them for being late to an interview. A classic front-seat etiquette debate sparks strong opinions, Billie Eilish opens up about living with Tourette syndrome, and a Costco food-sample rant hits a little too close to home. There’s also an engagement call that gets surprisingly emotional, a Mother’s Day confessional involving fake alarms and secret “other kids,” Nick Cannon’s parenting double standard, and an incredible story about how one guy managed to sneak into The Devil Wears Prad

Today’s Roz & Mocha Retro Show is all about one undeniable truth: Roz has always been old. We rewind to 2014 when we asked Roz how old he felt — and that was 13 years ago, so do the math and try not to hurt yourself. Then in 2015, we broke down exactly who Roz is older than, which somehow caused more damage than comfort. And to really seal the legacy, we revisit the moment Twitter officially crowned him a full‑blown dinosaur. It’s classic Retro Roz… just with more back pain.

A guy feels uneasy because his girlfriend won’t let him post her—or post him—on social media, and he’s stuck wondering if his insecurity is valid or something he needs to fix. Another letter comes from someone ready to end a long‑term relationship but paralyzed by guilt as his partner is dealing with serious family stress and illness, while also fearing what being alone might look like. There’s a situation involving a year‑long fallout with teenage family members over a misunderstanding that was never discussed, and whether it can still be repaired. And finally, a lis...

Star Wars Day streeters with Maurie, including takes you truly can’t unhear, plus Shem celebrating May the 4th in his own very specific way. A brand‑new Shem song makes its debut, followed by a big interview with Small Town Escapes stars Colin and Justin on leaving city life behind. Eric Braeden makes headlines with an explosive rant aimed at a casting director, and the show dives into Nick Cannon saying his 15‑year‑old son is allowed to date — sparking a heated conversation.

From playoff heartbreak with the Oilers and Raptors, to workplaces cracking down on cell phones, plus Drake shooting a new music video in Toronto. There’s also a wild Full House residuals revelation, history made at the Kentucky Derby, the biggest Met Gala moments, a cruise ship illness affecting Canadians, and why everyone is just realizing Ziggy Marley sang the Arthur theme song.

The team tackles everything from the warning labels they’d come with, breaking up with a longtime barber, and who they’d bring on a cross‑country road trip, to gross workplace habits, why Roz never has to compete in challenges, and finger‑snapping superpowers. Other Deep Dives get into holding petty grudges, refusing a tray of lasagna, who would be the worst therapist, changing your mind on big life opinions, hypothetical body swaps, whether you call it a bathroom, washroom or restroom, and impossible choices like pasta hair or glizzy fingers.

The team tackles everything from the warning labels they’d come with, breaking up with a longtime barber, and who they’d bring on a cross‑country road trip, to gross workplace habits, why Roz never has to compete in challenges, and finger‑snapping superpowers. Other Deep Dives get into holding petty grudges, refusing a tray of lasagna, who would be the worst therapist, changing your mind on big life opinions, hypothetical body swaps, whether you call it a bathroom, washroom or restroom, and impossible choices like pasta hair or glizzy fingers. 

Can Maurie pick up Roz for work again for old time sake? The crew debates life without money and what a new form of currency could be, Mocha opens up about what prompted him to stop drinking and how he did it, and the gang tackles impossible would‑you‑rathers—from getting paid per poop versus per step, to mooing when you cry or squeaking when you laugh. They also unpack Roz’s infamous “mind ya business” response to a sneeze, questionable microwave hotdog techniques, buffet strategy, whether it’s better to be elite at something ridiculous or average at something r...

Roz challenges Chloe to explain Gen X references, the crew reacts to a pregnancy craving combo of tuna and grape jelly, and Roz admits he didn’t know men were getting Brazilian waxes. A listener vents about lying change‑room mirrors, superfan Keeks calls in to talk growing up on the show, and Shem’s birthday turns into a full roast with surprise calls, poems, and Maurie phoning Shems around the world. There’s also a wild fan story involving Jacob Elordi, street interviews about bad food habits, debate over the greatest living American songwriters, clips from Belgium’s Seagull Sc...

This week on The Roz & Mocha Retro Show, we’re talking about the unsung hero of every outfit: pants. We dig back into some classic pants-related moments, from covering the No Pants Subway Ride in 2014, to that same year when a guy went viral for putting his pants on with absolutely no hands, and finally tackling the timeless 2015 debate: are long johns actually underwear? It’s proof that when it comes to pants, we’ve always had opinions — and zero shame.

Andi can’t shake the fear that she’s about to be fired after surviving a toxic job in the past. Mariapia is stuck dealing with a noisy, unpredictable landlord and doesn’t know how to stand up for herself without making things worse. Dave once again needs emergency help figuring out Mother’s Day, and Cassandra opens up about the loneliness and guilt she feels after moving away from her family for her husband’s new job.

Maurie chats with Nicholas Braun about his new project The Sheep Detective. Roz tells the story of an incredibly awkward grocery store run‑in with a listener while buying toilet paper, Shem gets dragged for his obsession with heavy sweaters, and the crew reacts to Ray J claiming he’s slept with over 11,000 women. There’s also confusion and debate around Raptors playoff rules and fan injuries, Drake fans climbing an icy installation searching for a possible album clue, backlash over a viral Ottawa Senators song apology, and an AI‑generated punk track made entirely from a pregnant wife’s real tex...

Harry Styles and Zoë Kravitz are reportedly engaged after eight months of dating, while Channing Tatum appears to react publicly to the news. Ticketmaster Canada is delisting resale tickets in Ontario ahead of new legislation that would cap resale prices at face value. Taylor Swift has been named Spotify’s most-streamed artist of all time as the platform marks its 20th anniversary. The NFL Draft kicked off in Philadelphia with Fernando Mendoza going first overall, reportedly signing a $54‑million deal. Ariana Grande announced her new album Petal, out July 31, as Ted Lasso confirms a Season 4 return this August. Meanwhile, new s...

Public transit horror stories escalate fast, from greasy handrails to full‑on chaos, before a serious question sparks talk of how a proper retirement victory lap should look. The crew debates surviving group projects, who actually washes their hands, and assigns jobs in a chaotic period‑drama version of themselves. Relationship habits get dissected too — sitting beside your partner, last names, sharing passwords, road‑trip patience, and whether anyone would embarrass themselves for a million dollars — all while proving that some questions reveal way more than intended.

If you didn’t know Roz and had to guess his age, what would you say? Roz also reveals what it was like narrating his own book — and whether book narration could become his next money-making lane. What does Mocha actually look like without a hat? If you were a tree, what kind of tree would you be? Mocha ranks Maynard’s candy from best to worst, the crew decides who would leave a group function first through last, and Roz shares his unfiltered opinion on indoor grills.

A wild day around Drake’s massive Iceman ice sculpture takes over Toronto, from fans uncovering the hidden album release date to firefighters hosing it down and Mayor Olivia Chow reacting. Canadian Olympic ice dancers Piper Gilles and Paul Poirier stop by ahead of the Stars on Ice tour. Plus, we try a lightning‑fast tongue‑twister challenge with “Mouth Health.”

This week on the Roz and Mocha Retro Show, things get downright fowl as the crew dives beak‑first into all things chicken. From the wild discovery in 2015 that you could actually rent a chicken in Toronto, to revisiting the 2015 Chicken Dance era, and even throwing it back to 2013 when Maurie was genuinely stressed about running out of chickens, this episode proves one thing: the show has always been unhinged when poultry is involved. 

A newly married listener can’t shake the resentment over a missing wedding card that keeps getting mentioned but never delivered, another is struggling to coexist now that her husband is home all the time and suddenly controls the movies, the bathroom, and the routine, while someone else feels trapped between a spouse who wants to move their growing family for a better future and a controlling parent who still calls the shots. Weighing loyalty, resentment, compromise, and how much is too much to swallow before saying something.