The Garner Andrews Show
byGarner Andrews
ComedySocietyCulture
The world needs visionaries…teachers…leaders. But the world also needs this guy: Garner Andrews. A dude who barely graduated high school, talking about the intricacies of daily life. If you like hearing people talk in detail about things like...The best apple, boxes, and wigs, then this is the podcast for you.
Episodes(40 episodes)
E891 - Shoe Talk & Sleep Divorce
Are you rocking a pair of steady winter boots? Or are you slipping and sliding everywhere? We also talk sleep divorce... And how that needs a new name.
Published: Jan 6, 2026Duration: 40:38
E890 - What Qualifies As A Sport?
Happy New Year, Garner is back! Now we've started the debate: is table tennis a sport? Are sports anything you get sweaty doing?
Published: Jan 5, 2026Duration: 20:23
E889 - Shopping Angels
Have you experienced a shopping angel? It's a stranger at a store that says "hey, don't buy that". Also, does anyone really know anything about Avatar?
Published: Dec 19, 2025Duration: 16:22
E888 - Snowmageddon
Have you shoveled yet in this snowmageddon? Also how are your kids Santa photos going? We also talk Fallout and NPCs.
Published: Dec 18, 2025Duration: 20:23
E887 - Shovel Boys
How do you upgrade from shovel boy to snow blower man? Garner and Taylor explore such mysteries. Also, today we learn that there is no such thing as bad music.
Published: Dec 17, 2025Duration: 19:59
E886 - Yellow Snow Warning
Today we talk snow blowers, yellow snow warnings (eeeeew), and Guy Fieri.
Published: Dec 16, 2025Duration: 16:15
E885 - Death Shoes
Is there something you love so much, you stockpile it? We talked to a listener who's friend's dad found the perfect sneakers... so he did the math to see how many pairs he would need until he died, and bought them all. Dark... but practical!
Published: Dec 15, 2025Duration: 18:20
E884 - Frozen Windows & Slipper People
Are you a slipper person? Garn thinks he might become one. We also talk frozen windows and rental trees!
Published: Dec 12, 2025Duration: 17:18
E883 - Where Am I Peeing?
Garner wants to start a page where he posts pictures of bathrooms and you have to guess, where is he peeing? It's a work in progress... Also we get an update on Taylor asking another dad out for beers.
Published: Dec 11, 2025Duration: 26:01
E882 - Garner's Favourite Lettuce
Garner made an announcement... About his favourite lettuce. Which sparked a lot of controversy.
Published: Dec 10, 2025Duration: 21:57
E881 - Old Timey Things (That Aren't Really Old) Part.2
We continue the discussion of old timey things, that might not be that old timey at all. Also, some people don't have phones?? Weird.
Published: Dec 9, 2025Duration: 27:40
E880 - Old Timey Things
Did your parents send you to the store as a little kid for bread and cigarettes? Did you ride to school in a sleigh pulled by horses? Ahh the good old days!
Published: Dec 8, 2025Duration: 31:16
E879 - Battery Licker
Have you ever licked a battery? Taylor has.
Published: Dec 5, 2025Duration: 18:58
E878 - Musical Age VS Real Age
Are your listening habits "older" than you? Do you have a different "musical age"?
Published: Dec 4, 2025Duration: 16:38
E876 - Adult Advent Calendars & Thrifty Finds
Today we're talking adult advent calendars, Chef Boyardee, and marketplace finds.
Published: Dec 2, 2025Duration: 19:51
E875 - Saying I Love You
Do you tell your friends you love them? Ever say it to a stranger by accident? We're speaking the language of love today.
Published: Dec 1, 2025Duration: 18:02
E874 - The No Dancing Law & Adult Spelling Bees
Is there a place in Alberta that doesn't allow dancing? We get a call from the mayor to set the record straight. Also, Taylor enters an adult spelling bee.
Published: Nov 28, 2025Duration: 23:54
E873 - Running Into People In Weird Places
Ever run into someone you know in a really awkward location? Also Taylor is doing a spelling bee this weekend, and the new episodes of Stranger Things come out today!
Published: Nov 26, 2025Duration: 18:36
E872 - Leaked Conversations
Ever get a little backstabby and the person hears about it? Or gossip about someone in a private message, only to realize you sent it to the group chat? Uh oh...
Published: Nov 25, 2025Duration: 18:48
E871 - Medical Souvenirs
Ever get a souvenir after a medical procedure? Gross right?
Published: Nov 24, 2025Duration: 21:05