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Tech glitches, football rants, colonoscopy laughs, the Philly Mummers parade, and wild stories about fake babies and political scandals. Plus, listener jokes and voicemail chaos! Don’t miss the antics!

Cologuard really wants John Jamingo’s stool sample. After a call shaming him, he details the precise, panic-inducing steps of “pooping in a box.” “I filled that 3/4 of the way up with milk chocolate pudding.” You’re welcome for that mental image.

Prep for colonoscopies, family cancer history, propofol anesthesia love, and… Lorna Doones? Duchess lives for these post-procedure cookies. “Every time I get anal, I get a cookie.”<...