Feeling Happy? Don’t Tell Your Friends
Published: November 12, 2025
Duration: 34:41
The evil eye lives in your group chat.
Did I stutter?
Ever notice the SECOND you share good news - your life collapses faster than a Nature Valley bar? Same.
One minute I’m being loved correctly, soft life era unlocked… Next minute? Like not even 24 hours later - I break my foot, bleed from my privates, and end up crawling around my house like a feral naked raccoon throwing up on my hardwood floors with my milk bags hanging low, while I genuinely wonder how I got here.
The evil eye i...