DOUBLE LOVE: DANCE OF DEATH PART ONE

We don't want to be hyperbolic, but this might be the greatest book ever written. It's got history's least charismatic and sexy vampire! It's got a literally crumbling gothic mansion! It's got Alice and Ned getting pissed at the café theatre! It's got Jessica punching a locker in a fit of rage! It's got Liz being appalled that Todd actually looks kind of hot (we're as surprised as you are)! And best of all, it's got the freak show queen of our hearts, Goth Enid! And we loved every minute of it. Remember, if you can help us expand o...