Stiff Socks

Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at patreon.com/stiffsockspod Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.comThanks to: Golden Nugget Online Casino, PrizePicks, Lumi Gummies, 1-800-Flowers, and BlueChew for sponsoring the podcastGolden Nugget Online Casino – goldennuggetcasino.com/promos New players get 500 spins on any Huff N’ Puff slot Download the Golden Nugget Online Casino app and sign up with code STIFFSOCKSPrizePick...

Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at patreon.com/stiffsockspod Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com02:34 – “2016 sucked”2:45 - Bakersfield Stripclubs17:48 – First open mics & bad outfits22:58 – First apartment stories33:54 – Internet heartthrobs & viral mugshots50:00 - Choppelgangers51:00 - Trevor and Fernando Mendoza????55:22 – Body cam footage55:00 – Sock Talk56:00 - Landman Scene breakdown59:00 - Creating Jingles 01:04:42 – Secret SockThanks to: ShipStation, Mint Mobile...

Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at patreon.com/stiffsockspod  Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com:20 – Candy bars, Malibu rum, sugar hangovers3:07 – “Nobody will remember us in 200 years” existential spiral8:40 – Street performers16:50 – Teddy Swims joins street singer21:06 – Autistic Barbie reveal27:18 – Ken vs Allen32:20 – Diabetes Barbie36:48 – Blind Barbie39:29 – Toy Story 5 villain46:51 – Missing the best part of a wet dream49:48 – Sleeping positions45...

Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspodBonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.comThe guys bounce between real-life chaos and a full-on rant as the episode turns into an unplanned ranking of the worst tech upgrades, from apps and subscriptions to features that somehow made everything more complicated. In between, they spiral through airport disasters and a frozen yogurt gift card nightmare.00:00...

Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at   / stiffsockspod  Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.comThanks to: PrizePicks, BetterHelp, Shopify, and BlueChew for sponsoring the podcastPrizePicks – prizepicks.onelink.me/LME0/SOCKS Download the PrizePicks app and use code SOCKS to get $50 in lineups after you play your first $5 lineupBetterHelp – betterhelp.com/socks You can’t step into a lighter version of yourself withou...

Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at   / stiffsockspod  Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks 🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com 🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com New Year’s Eve is supposed to be fun, but Trevor and Michael break down why it’s actually all pressure, fake “open bars,” forced midnight kisses, and wildly unhinged superstitions like eating grapes under tables. Then Matteo Lane joins the chaos to talk confidence, nudist colonies, glow-ups, hair transplants, trauma dumping in public, and coming u...

Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks 🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com 🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com Thanks to: Lumi Gummies, Load Boost, Quince, Superpower, and GLD for sponsoring the podcast Lumi Gummies – lumigummies.com use code SOCKS for 30% off your order Load Boost – vb.health/discount/stiffsocks Visit loadboost.com and use code STIFFSOCKS for 10% off Quince – quince.com/stiffsocks <...

Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks 🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com 🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com 00:30 - Get your BINGO Cards Ready! 1:00 - Trevor got reposted by DRAKE 09:52 - Tour Dates & AD 17:00 - Michaels Spotify wrapped sucks 22:19 - AD 25:00 - Drake!!! 31:28 - AD 33:00 - Michael cried while watching a holiday movie 39:00...

Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspodBonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.comThanks to Cash App, Acre Gold, Manscaped, Factor and Lucy for sponsoring the podcast Cash App Download Cash App Today: https://capl.onelink.me/vFut/g4eslwve #CashAppPod Cash App is a financial services platform, not a bank. Banking services provided by Cash App’s bank partne...

Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspodBonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.comBrandon Rogers joins the boys for absolute chaos. They revisit the trauma of Two Girls One Cup, debate the real plot of the Magic School Bus, relive a claymation video shown in class, and unpack the origin of his “A CHILD” meme.  Shrooms, school disasters, bad art, and internet history all in one epis...

Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspodBonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com00:13 - A baby should be able to choose their own name2:00 - Greta can’t stop biting people14:00 - Michael is going to have to put GG down16:00 - Cats cheating on Cats18:00 - Timothy Chalamet20:00 - How Trevor and Michael would market their Ping Pong movie<b...

Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks The boys spiral through chaos this week as Trevor gets yelled at in Central Park for "animal abuse," they roast gluten-free bagels, and break down the most unhinged dating video ever sent featuring a shirtless guy reading a book while his dog wears pants. They also dive into insane youth sports celebrations, aging out of hookup culture, and a moped disaster in Secret Sock. 🎙️ Michael's tour dates...

Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks ChatGPT just announced it’s allowing “adult conversations”… so naturally, Trevor and Michael had to see how far they could push it. The boys test out AI flirting, argue over $20 guacamole, and somehow end up taste-testing actual survival meals mid-episode. 🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com 🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com Thanks to: GLD, Manscaped, Acre Gold, BlueChew, and Factor for sponsor...

Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks This week the boys sit down with NYC divorce lawyer James Sexton from gold diggers to dog custody trials  He breaks down why 56% of marriages fail and why sometimes the secret to staying in love is as simple as granola and bj's. They talk Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce, emotional nudes, peer pressure from dead people, and what it really takes to make a relationship work.   <br...

Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks Michael returns from Puerto Rico a changed man... and not in the way Trevor expected. They react to Kourtney Kardashian’s “vagina lollipop,” and debate if there’s an age limit for trick-or-treating. This one’s equal parts sweet, horny, and unhinged. 1:00 - Michael is doing a show in PUERTO RICO 2:00 - TREVOR HATES SORA 6:00 - Michael is a butt guy now 16:00 - Michael is...

Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks Follow Getter on Instagram, Youtube and Tik Tok @getter 🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com 🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com 1:50 - Getters take on Radio Music 5:00 - Real Bros of Simi Valley Premiere 8:30 - Nasty things in hotel rooms 15:00 - People who go to the Apple Genius Bar 18:00 - Getter performed at Trevors School  23:45 - Getter sm...

Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks Comedian Matt McCusker joins the boys for an unfiltered Patreon hang full of chaos, mushrooms, and Kanye’s “betrayal list.”  Check out Matt McCusker’s new Netflix special A Humble Offering Instagram: @mccuskermatthewj  X: @mattwritesbooks  Official Website: mattmccusker.com 🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com 🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com 0:30 - Matt McCusker on the News 3:00 - M...

Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at   / stiffsockspod Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socksZach Justice joins the boys for a wild one. From getting farted on by Dwight Howard to literally giving away $300k on a Netflix show. The guys dive into dating app horror stories, American Idol sob stories, breast milk nutrition and Zach admits to stealing toilet paper from Subway. Follow Zach Justice: Youtube - @ThezachjusticeTik Tok - @zacjusticeIG - @zacjustice🎙️ Michael's tour d...

Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks 🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com 10/9 – Des Moines, IA 10/10 – Lincoln, NE 10/11 – Kansas City, MO 10/22–10/23 – Buffalo, NY (New show + Few Tickets Left) 10/24 – Grand Rapids, MI 10/25 – Detroit, MI 🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com 10/9 – Charleston, SC 10/10 – Atlanta, GA 10/11 – Jacksonville, FL 10/12 – Tampa, FL 10/13 – Tallahassee, FL 10/14 – Sarasota, FL 10/15 – Fort Myers, FL 10/17 – Fort Lauderdale, FL 10/18 – Orlando, FL SEPT 24<b...

Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at patreon.com/stiffsockspod   Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks Bert Kreischer joins the boys for a wild ride of secret time confessions, plane disasters and life as a comedian. From inventing the “Mississippi Wet Wipe” to tackling PETA protesters at a Netflix event, Bert unloads his craziest stories including dropping a carry-on on a guy’s face and smoking with Tracy Morgan. Plus, they dive into stand-up lessons, jokes that bombed, and the weirdest family moments that somehow made it into...