S16E156 - WE HAVE TO BOMB IRAN MORTY: Banned of Brothers What Kind of Patriot are You? w. Jack (August 18, 2026)

All the rumors of spent long range missiles and defense systems, even depleted drones, have now been officially confirmed. Now the USS Lincoln is being called in over viral pictures, videos, and claims that the ship is a cesspit, the food is slop, and that soldiers are attempting to commit suicide by jumping overboard. The USS Washington, which is supposed to replace the latter ship, immediately went viral for similar conditions. This is despite the non-stop propaganda about our overflowing store of weapons, soldiers receiving steak and lobster, and our...