THE HALF ASSED PODCAST NETWORK

GODFATHER OF DRINKS TROY IS ON TO TAKE US THROUGH 14 OF THE MOST NOTABLE BARS IN KANSAS CITY

EACH MEMBER OF THE POD IS SUPPLYING A TOPIC FOR A ROUND OF THE DRAFT, SO WE DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT WE'LL BE DRAFTING

IS EARLY 2000s CUBA GOODING HORATIO SANS MOVIE 'BOAT TRIP' PROBLEMATIC? IS LATE 70s GREASY FILM NOIR FLICK 'PUNK ROCK' ACTUALLY A PORNO? LET'S FIND OUT TOGETHER

WE'RE DRAFTIN' HERE! BUT WHAT ARE WE DRAFTING? WE DON'T EVEN KNOW

OSC MEMBER JUSTIN HANGS OUT FOR AN HOUR AND WE TALK UNDERAGE DRINKING, AND McDONALD's

ARE WE DONE YET???

TROY IS BACK FOR A THIRD TIME TO REVIEW A TRAVOLTA/WILLIS MASTERPIECE -SIDE OUT -PARADISE CITY -THE HUMANOID  

WE KEPT CELINA AROUND FOR ONE MORE HOUR TO TRY AND FINISH THIS SHIT SHOW

WE WELCOME CELINA TO THE DISASTER THAT IS A HALF DOZEN OF US REVIEWING 1991 MOVIES

WE BREAK DOWN A COUPLE BIG RACES IN THE MIDWEST -MICHIGAN -OHIO -WISCONSIN

WE KEPT PARTYING AFTER AMIN LEFT

3 TIME REPEAT OFFENDER (TRYING TO CATCH ALL-TIME LEADER YETI BLANC'S 7) WE TALK ALL THINGS STAR WARS

WE CONTINUE WITH QUARTER 3'S RANDOM TRIVIA

-2000 YEARS LATER -NEED FOR SPEED

WE GET FRIEND OF THE SHOW SADDY MAYONNAISE BACK IN FOR TRIVIA NIGHT! AND WE SY GOODBYE TO AN OG OF THE SHOW: MR PANTS

-SKATEBOARD THE MOVIE -SPACE MONSTER MAGWANGUI -SAVED BY THE BELL HAWAIIAN STYLE

BRIMLEY LINE AND BINGO UPDATES

DAMN YOU SCHLITZ! WHY? WHY? WHYYYYYY?!?!?!

HASHY... ER, MUHFUNGUH, HAS SOMETHING FOR HOUR 2! IT'S A MYSTERY BRACKET INVOLVING BEER!

THE ONION CALLS THEM "PATHETIC GEEK STORIES" WE'RE JUST BEMBARRASSED FOR YOU