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What's up bros? Things seem to be going pretty smoothly in our smallest state with the biggest water-slide we've ever seen. While that sounds fun (once or twice) we get to learn more about Jo-Ellen's past and Alicia's hold up on commitment. We realize Ashley's crying is going to be a roller coaster for us all season but we're really going to have to see Rosie stand on her own two feet if she's going to survive this one. We're set up for a massive drop of evidence right into Rula's lap but we all know that's not going...

What's up bros? What a momentous day it is to be a BravBros because we say goodbye to the bane of our existence for the last (what seems like) 10 months, RHOBH! Well, not much more to say about this one because they decided we needed a 3-part reunion to rehash the same issue we've already talked in depth about but, we do our best to not get sidetracked entirely with dreams of this show actually turning into watchable television. CYA! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

What's up bros?? We're back in the Dominican with our favorite crew for some resolution on the lakefront and it comes at a great time because it's time to move forward and have fun! While Emmy is still a wet blanket, we're finally in a place where everyone ignores her unless she speaks up and that's for the best. From dinner in the sky to what looks like a fantastic nightclub, we're really enjoying this trip and everything coming with is, except Emmy. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

What's up bros? Anyone else feeling just incredibly depressed after watching an episode of The Valley? We sure are. While we're slightly happy that things seem to be moving along with Janet back in the fold so we have something else to focus on, it seems the producers REALLY want us to know how bad of a father and person Danny is because every time we seem to have a little fun, we need to double and triple down on Danny's bad behavior. Get him off the show and pleaseeeee let's have fun again Learn...

What's up bros? We have a very entertaining of RHOA to discuss on our little trip to Dallas. Shooter takes back what he said about traveling domestically as long as we bring the heat like we did in this episode. From the typical housewife room dispute to hands-down the most entertaining back and forth verbal tennis match between Angela and Pinky, we cover it all! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

What's up bros?? This thing just keeps getting messier and messier. Thankfully, we start the episode on a heart warming note with Jesse showing us what he's really about and we couldn't be happier about that. However, the episode leads to a dark place with talks of separation leading to a brutal dinner and Kyle's breaking point while West defends his girlfriend because "it's the only thing he's really spoken up about all summer" ugh. We need a shower after this one Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

What's up bros?? We're back with the best show on TV right now with a bombshell drop (not really) that Kelsey has broken up with her sugar boyfriend! While we now know that this happened before the season and she was given permission to carry it on for a few episodes, it crafts a very interesting future for Kelsey. While Kelsey should be figuring out her new life, she seems to somehow be fixated on Rosie's potential B.S. and using the square footage of her new, not even built yet, house? This little mini trip is shaping up...

What's up bros? We're just over halfway through this reunion and every minute that passes, we lose a day of our life force. Suddenly, we're rehashing things from years ago and why? because we have nothing else to talk about. It seems every time a potentially new topic comes up, it's either thwarted and denied immediately or leads to nothing and there's nothing we can do about it. One more episode people; then let's put this bad boy to rest. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

What's up bros?? Who doesn't like getting on a boat with a bunch of drunk idiots dressed as pirates when you don't have your own pirate costume and also you don't drink and it's your birthday? Well, when you put it like that, it seems there was a severe miscalculation on ol' Joey's part. While the boat day actually looked fun, unfortunately we must endure more of Emmy's racism fueled delusions as we're finding ourselves at a make or break point exclaiming it's time to get Emmy off the show. Allowing her more and more harmful confessionals and insane...

What's up bros?? Things look to be getting on the right path with our crew out in the valley and we're hoping to see more of the same. While we still hold our disdain for Janet as a person, alienating and excluding her from the reality TV show has never made sense so we're hoping her return to the group signals a return to form. While Brittany contemplates what a continent is, Luke is still coming to grips with what it means to be a dad...not a fisherman. Learn more about your ad choices...

What's up bros?? We're back to a full episode recap after our short audio leak breakdown to discuss just what in the hell we're watching right now. We knew West & Ciara clearing the air and returning to "best friends" was going to be uncomfortable but we did not know just how quickly that rekindling of a friendship would lead to unresolved romantic feelings. While Sabrina is focused heavily on double dates, Kyle's focused heavily on his unanswered texts after Amanda responds to one text and one text only, West's. What a mess we have here. ...

What's up bros? We're checking in for a bonus episode figuring you all deserve a full breakdown of the audio leaks we've all heard the last few days. We talk about our origin theories, how we feel about the leaks in general as well as breakdown what we did end up hearing on those files. Don't worry, our episode breakdown is right behind this one so enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

What's up bros? First question to everyone out there....what even is a vegan burger with bacon? We totally didn't get stuck on that for 3 or 4 full minutes in this episode. But please, if you can answer that, just let us know. Anyway, a lot of seeds are being planted for future disputes and we're here for it. Meanwhile, Pinky finally lets her husband in on her financial issues and bankruptcy situation and let's just say we're very happy with his response! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

What's up bros?? Apparently the best way to have a secret affair for a man in your 50s is to lie about your mom going to the hospital and blame everything on AI - what a world we live in. While Jo-Ellen claims she's just being a good friend to help out Rulla WHO ASKED HER TO TELL HER IF SHE FINDS EVIDENCE, somehow, that's just not good enough for Rulla as she continues to buy into whatever Brian is selling her. Meanwhile, new trouble is brewing between two of the other ladies, Kelsey & Rosie, and we might have...

What's up bros? We're so done with this show that we don't even have a fun name for this episode. Our main takeaway from this episode, while it wasn't a terrible reunion episode, is what are we going to do in episodes 2 and 3? It just doesn't make a ton of sense moving forward unless we're going rinse and repeat with Kyle & Dorit. Are we going to have packages for Kathy & Jennifer? We just don't know what to expect moving forward but again...we're almost done! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices<...

What's up bros? It's Emo Nite time in Charleston for a certain Joey Bottles' birthday and we're asking all of the important questions such as, can a 30 year old man claim an entire week for his birthday? The apparent answer is a big emo yes from Joey. While the weird behavior from Lake intensifies, we FINALLY got an absolute read of Emmy and her terrible behavior from Julia and we cannot thank her enough. Seriously, we were going crazy waiting for someone to finally say what we're all thinking at home and we finally got it. <...

What's up bros?? We have ourselves a fun crossover episode with our friends 'Roxanne & Shantel' (Spotify, Apple Podcasts) to talk all about The Valley and so much more. While we agree on a lot more than probably either of us thought, there are of course good discourses about all things Bravo. We really think you'll enjoy this episode! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

What's up bros? We're back in HOTlanta with our peaches finding out that peaches don't grow everywhere??? Maybe somebody should've done some research before trying to start a business eh? Business issues was a theme tonight between the ladies as we get to know more about Pinky's financial problems - maybe something to discuss with everyone in the group! However, all eyes are on Porsha after a wild comment leads to some subtweeting and a good old fashioned "I'll wait to talk to her one on one to say something". We've got a good show on our hands!<...

What's up bros? This Summer House season is taking a turn toward slow and brutal torture for all of us (the cool part of the cast included) because how in the hell are we supposed to watch this without breaking our TVs? Add broken TVs to the list of damaged goods that cannot be repaired by these two. While Amanda is "just overwhelmed" and can't make it (probably so she doesn't have to see her boyfriend making good with her best friend while her husband DJs), West takes full opportunity to use all of Ciara's triggers against her so...

What's up bros? We're thankfully back in Rhode Island with our favorite new cast...or at least we were excited until we got to Jo-Ellen's house because what in the world is going on there? Let's just move on from that quickly and talk about the rest of the ladies before we throw up because there are a lot of ongoings to discuss. This show is doing an incredible job of blowing up and very quickly discussing the beef and moving on - just how we like it. Meanwhile, back in the sauna with Jo-Ellen's weird sister situation...actually...