
NonCensored
byLead Mojo
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You can’t say anything any more - and here to prove it is Harriet Langley-Swindon, with a round of all the best bits of her weekly radio show on a national network that can’t be named for legal reasons. Absolutely Non-Censored [subs please check capitalisation and hyphen] from beginning to end, with all the rubbish edited out.Each week, Harriet will chat through the segments with producer Martin, and we’ll be getting a Hot & Spicy Take Of The Week from resident comedian Eshaan Akbar who was hired because he was funny and not any other reason.NonCensored is cre...
Episodes(40 episodes)
Summer Season: Episode 100
NonCensored is coming to an end. Our final show is at the London Podcast Festival on the 13th September 2026 at 4.30pm. Tickets are available here: https://www.kingsplace.co.uk/whats-on/podcast/noncensored/As we take a break over the summer, we're going to remind you of how fun our live shows are. This week, it's our hundredth episode, which we did live at the Museum of Comedy in June 2024, just before the last election.NonCensored celebrates its 100th episode by recording live at the Museum of Comedy in London. Harriet and Producer...
Published: Sep 4, 2026Duration: 34m 52s
Summer Season: Time For Questions Live, October '23 - Snog/Marry/Cancel?
NonCensored is coming to an end. Our final show is at the London Podcast Festival on the 13th September 2026 at 4.30pm. Tickets are available here: https://www.kingsplace.co.uk/whats-on/podcast/noncensored/As we take a break over the summer, we're going to remind you of how fun our live shows are. This week, it's the second half of the show we did at the Museum of Comedy in October 2023, where we took questions from the audience.This week Harriet hosts a live Time For Questions! edition of NonCensored, answering the questions...
Published: Aug 28, 2026Duration: 37m 32s
Summer Season: Museum Of Comedy, October '23
NonCensored is coming to an end. Our final show is at the London Podcast Festival on the 13th September 2026 at 4.30pm. Tickets are available here: https://www.kingsplace.co.uk/whats-on/podcast/noncensored/As we take a break over the summer, we're going to remind you of how fun our live shows are. This week, it's the second half of the show we did at King's Place as part of the London Podcast Festival in September 2023, where we took questions from the audience.This week Harriet and Producer Martin are grateful that this...
Published: Aug 21, 2026Duration: 44m 50s
Summer Season: Time For Questions September '23
NonCensored is coming to an end. Our final show is at the London Podcast Festival on the 13th September 2026 at 4.30pm. Tickets are available here: https://www.kingsplace.co.uk/whats-on/podcast/noncensored/As we take a break over the summer, we're going to remind you of how fun our live shows are. This week, it's the second half of the show we did at King's Place as part of the London Podcast Festival in September 2023, where we took questions from the audience.This week we're playing you a Time For Questions episode...
Published: Aug 14, 2026Duration: 36m 21s
Summer Season: King's Place '23
NonCensored is coming to an end. Our final show is at the London Podcast Festival on the 13th September 2026 at 4.30pm. Tickets are available here: https://www.kingsplace.co.uk/whats-on/podcast/noncensored/As we take a break over the summer, we're going to remind you of how fun our live shows are. This week, it's the show we did at King's Place, as part of the London Podcast Festival, in September 2023.This week Harriet and Producer Martin were LIVE at the 2023 London Podcast Festival at King's Place, and they were joined by...
Published: Aug 7, 2026Duration: 48m 17s
Summer Season: Edinburgh '22
NonCensored is coming to an end. Our final show is at the London Podcast Festival on the 13th September 2026 at 4.30pm. Tickets are available here: https://www.kingsplace.co.uk/whats-on/podcast/noncensored/As we take a break over the summer, we're going to remind you of how fun our live shows are. This week, it's the first-ever live show, from the Edinburgh Festival Fringe in 2022.This week we bring you a very special LIVE episode of NonCensored, recorded as part of LATER at Paines Plough Roundabout. Harriet and Martin are joined by...
Published: Jul 30, 2026Duration: 40m 5s
Summer Season: King's Place '22
NonCensored is coming to an end. Our final show is at the London Podcast Festival on the 13th September 2026 at 4.30pm. Tickets are available here: https://www.kingsplace.co.uk/whats-on/podcast/noncensored/As we take a break over the summer, we're going to remind you of how fun our live shows are, starting with this one - the London Podcast Festival in 2022, which we recorded two days after the Queen died.This week Harriet, Producer Martin and Diversity Correspondent Eshaan Akbar made an in-person appearance at the London Podcast Festival at King's...
Published: Jul 24, 2026Duration: 50m 46s
Season 1 - Episode 183
Andy Burnham Will Make You Wet With Hope
If you don't fill in this survey http://bit.ly/noncensored-survey, we will get off with your mum, AND your dad.This week Harriet Langley-Swindon is joined by Andy Burhnam, XXX; Chairman of South Central Thames Water Sir Lord Douglas Brown OBE CBE, who explains why his company going into profit is a good thing for the customers who've been charged more; and Eshaan Akbar has a White-Hot & Spicy Takeaway of the Week about Lord Of The Rings.If you're listening to the Patreon you'll also hear an interview with Jemma, a woman...
Published: Jul 17, 2026Duration: 37m 6s
Season 1 - Episode 182
Leave Daddy Alone
If you don't fill in this survey http://bit.ly/noncensored-survey, we will get off with your dad.This week Harriet Langley-Swindon is joined by Posh George, to explain why the allegations around Nigel Farage's finances are nothing but a witch-hunt; Education Secretary Bridget Phillipson explains why we don't need to fund the teaching of art; and Eshaan Akbar has a Red Hot & Spicy Takeaway of the Week about prediction markets.If you're listening to the Patreon you'll also hear an interview with Lewis Sopel, the host of the Politics Now!! podcast, who...
Published: Jul 10, 2026Duration: 37m 7s
Season 1 - Episode 181
Close The Pubs!
If you don't fill in this survey http://bit.ly/noncensored-survey, your bum will fall off.This week Harriet Langley-Swindon and Producer Martin are joined in the studio by Chief Inspector Ian McFyte, who opposes keeping the pubs open for the Mexico-England maych on Monday morning; they are also joined live from New York by Entertainment Correspondent Kirstie Golightly who knows as much as anyone about the Taylor Swift/Travis Kelce wedding; and you'll hear a clip from our bonus monthly Time For Questions podcast, in which Harriet and Martin answer YOUR questions. If hearing that...
Published: Jul 4, 2026Duration: 37m 13s
Season 1 - Episode 180
Sir Keir Starmer: King Of Pranks
Only 1% of listeners are clever enough to complete this survey: http://bit.ly/noncensored-survey.This week, soon-to-be-former Prime Minister Sir Keir Starmer tells Harriet Langley-Swindon about why he's standing down, and what he's left in Number Ten for Andy Burnham to take over; we speak Al G. Algae, a spokesman for algae, to get their side of the Lincoln Reflecting Pool story; and Eshaan Akbar has a hot and spicy takeaway of the week about why Brexit, ten years on, as been a complete success.Our Patreons' bonus interview this week is with...
Published: Jun 26, 2026Duration: 39m 45s
Season 1 - Episode 179
Blowing Things Up Within All Proportion
Only 1% of listeners are clever enough to complete this survey: http://bit.ly/noncensored-surveyThis week, Harriet Langley-Swindon and Producer Martin talk to campaigner and old man Hugh Oldman, about why the government is right to ban under-sixteens from social media; we speak to A Suffragette From 1913 about how she feels about being compared to Palestine Action; and Eshaan Akbar walks us through a Hot & Spicy Takeaway of the Week for as long as the authorities.Thank you to Abi, who signed up to our Patreon this week. She, like all Patreons, will...
Published: Jun 19, 2026Duration: 38m 24s
Season 1 - Episode 178
Triple Lock And Smoking Water Cannon Barrels
Only 1% of listeners are clever enough to complete this survey: http://bit.ly/noncensored-survey.This week, Harriet Langley-Swindon and Producer Martin talk to MaryBeth JoAnn Meg, an American-Irishwoman in Belfast about how worried she is about the new trouble there; Chancellor Rachel Reeves joins us because she ISN'T hiding from a decision on the pensions triple lock or, indeed, hiding in general; and Eshaan Akbar has a Hot & Spicy Takeaway of the Week about the immigrant success story that's taking place in California.Thank you to Pete, who signed up to our Patreon...
Published: Jun 12, 2026Duration: 41m 5s
Season 1 - Episode 177
Buy A Trip To The USA, Get A Flight To Rwanda Free!
Quick, fill this in, there's no time to explain: http://bit.ly/noncensored-survey.This week, Harriet Langley-Swindon talk to Milly Young, a young person about how young people are not saving enough and also not spending enough and also don't deserve pay rises; Eshaan Akbar has a Hot & Spicy Takeaway of the Week about the animals that have made the shortlist for the next batch of banknotes; and travel agent Tommy Cook has some GREAT deals for listeners who want to make a last-minute booking to America for the World Cup.Thank you...
Published: Jun 5, 2026Duration: 36m 4s
Season 1 - Episode 176
Why Didn't Nicola Sturgeon Stop Her Husband From Embezzling?
Quick, fill this in, there's no time to explain: http://bit.ly/noncensored-survey.This week, Harriet Langley-Swindon and Producer Martin talk to SNP accountant Scott Andrews about how everything Peter Murrell claimed was a legitimate business expense; they also hear from Doctor Five, a meteorologist from the future who predicts nothing but sunshine in the years to come!! Finally, Producer Martin continues intervestigation (a cross between an interview and an investigation) into the world of "preppers" - people who are preparing for the end of the world - as he travels deep into the woods with...
Published: May 29, 2026Duration: 40m 52s
Season 1 - Episode 175
King Of The Pigeons
Harriet Langley-Swindon and Producer Martin talked to King Of The North and King Of Pigeons Andy Burnham about how his powerful Northern accent will bring change to Westminster; Eshaan Akbar celebrates the government's intervention to reduce fuel prices; and Producer Martin continues intervestigation (a cross between an interview and an investigation) into the world of "preppers" - people who are preparing for the end of the world - as he travels deep into the woods with the man known only as "Colllin Maxxxx".Our Patreons, will be getting a bonus interview with podcaster/cult Leader Helen...
Published: May 22, 2026Duration: 36m 3s
Season 1 - Episode 174
You Wouldn't Like Us When We're Mangry
Harriet Langley-Swindon talked to Health Secretary Wes Streeting at 12.50pm on Thursday where he explained how loyal he was to Keir Starmer; Eshaan Akbar explains the biggest consequence of the Strait Of Hormuz being closed; and Producer Martin continues intervestigation (a cross between an interview and an investigation) into the world of "preppers" - people who are preparing for the end of the world - with his interview with Colllin Maxxxx.Thank you to Patrick Keane, who signed up for our Patreon this week. He, like all our Patreons, will be getting a bonus interview with...
Published: May 15, 2026Duration: 35m 49s
Season 1 - Episode 173
Gotcha!
Harriet Langley-Swindon and Producer Martin talk to independent councillor Barry Normal about the lack of vetting from the main parties when it comes to the local elections, as well as asking... well, what it is that councillors do, exactly; Eshaan Akbar looks at Reform's proposals to build detention centres in areas that have the audacity to vote Green; and Producer Martin begins a brand new intervestigation (a cross between an interview and an investigation), this time diving into the world of "preppers" - people who are preparing for the end of the world.Thank you to...
Published: May 8, 2026Duration: 39m 45s
Season 1 - Episode 172
Too Many Humans
Harriet Langley-Swindon and Eshaan Akbar debate the power of political debate with our two wokest talking heads, only one of whom can possibly come back, Laura and Laura; they also speak to our Westminster Correspondent Issy Shots about the remarks made by Hannah Spencer, who used to be a plumber and that's important, about the drinking culture in Westminster; and Producer Martin dives into the "manocube" with manfluencer Andy Bankside for the fourth and final part of his exclusive intervestigation (a cross between an interview and an investigation).Our Patreons will be getting a bonus interview...
Published: Apr 30, 2026Duration: 40m 9s
Season 1 - Episode 171
No BODY Once Told Him The World Was Gonna Roll Him
Harriet Langley-Swindon speaks to Sir Keir Starmer, who ain't the sharpest tool in the shed, about the fallout from the scandal people are calling Peter Mandelgate; Eshaan Akbar looks at the value Shabana Mahmood is getting for fifty new riot police in his Hot & Spicy Takeaway Of The Week; and Producer Martin once again dives into the "manocube" with manfluencer Andy Banksid for the third part of his exclusive intervestigation (a cross between an interview and an investigation).Our Patreons will be getting a bonus interview with Jessica Actress, a British starlet on a promotion tour...
Published: Apr 24, 2026Duration: 39m 44s