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Harriet Langley-Swindon speaks to commentator Tessa Pond, whose sources of information have mysteriously dried up since Victor Orban lost; Eshaan Akbar takes a side in the spat between the Pope and JD Vance in his Hot & Spicy Takeaway Of The Week; and Producer Martin once again dives into the "manocube" with manfluencer Andy Bankside, who gives Martin a tour of his supercar collection.Our Patreons will be getting a bonus interview with Royal Correspondent Nicola Witchell. Patreons also get every episode early and without adverts, access to the full video of all our interviews, as well...

Harriet Langley-Swindon speaks to US Congresswoman Gretchen Hardline about how the Democrats are Hashtag Resisting Donald Trump; Eshaan Akbar has a Hot & Spicy Takeaway Of The Week about how unnecessary reparations are; and Producer Martin dives into the "manosphere" with manfluencer Andy Bankside who explains that it's actually a manocube.Our Patreons will be getting a bonus interview with the oldest man on Twitch, Malcolm Dempster, who explains what Twitch is, why he's so good at it, and how his divorce was definitely mutual. Patreons also get every episode early and without adverts, access to the...

Harriet Langley-Swindon speaks to US General Dick Terriffic about why the UK needs to help America win a war it's already won and which also isn't a war; Eshaan Akbar rates Kanye West's apology for his antisemitic statements; and Royal Correspondent Nicola Witchell tells us how Sir King Prince Charles will end Meghan's war in the Middle East.Our Patreons will be getting a bonus interview with diet influencer Jeremy Agutter, who demonstrates the benefits of an all-milk diet. Patreons also get every episode early and without adverts, access to the full video of all our...

Harriet Langley-Swindon speak to Timothy Nicholas, the official translator for Nick Timothy MP, about Muslim acts of domination; we also hear from Reg Billiards, CEO of Generic Oil, who explains that there simply aren't any alternatives to oil; and Eshaan Akbar asks: Is Suspended Prison Sentences Woke?Our Patreons will be getting a bonus interview with AI CEO Brad Algorithm, who explains why anyone who isn't using his AI, Chad, is getting left behind. Our Patreons also get every episode early and without adverts, access to the full video of all our interviews, as well as...

Harriet Langley-Swindon and Producer Martin speak to A Beaver, about replacing Winston Churchill on British banknotes; we also hear from Fashion Critic Hannah Winter about who looked AWFUL at the Oscars; and Eshaan Akbar has a Hot & Spicy Takeaway of the Week about estate agencies.Our Patreons will be getting a bonus interview with children's author Sarah Pompom, who has definitely read all the books she's written. Our Patreons also get every episode early and without adverts, access to the full video of all our interviews, as well as the Patreon-exclusive monthly Time For Questions podcast...

Harriet Langley-Swindon and Producer Martin speak to American General Dick Terrific, live from his bunker somewhere in the Middle East; we also hear from Reform's defeated candidate in Gorton & Denton, Matthew Goodwin, about how he's is NOT a sore loser and how he DIDN'T cry; and Eshaan Akbar has a seriously unserious Hot & Spicy Takeaway of the Week about police discrimination.Thank you to Jodie Sampson and Mike Smith, both of whom signed up to our Patreon this week. They're making it possible for us to pay our guests, because lord knows the ad revenue doesn't...

Harriet Langley-Swindon and Producer Martin speak to Reform UK's Suella Braverman, about Reform's exciting new slate of policies; we also hear from Oxbridge University, Leicester's Professor Emeritus Of Constitutional Monarchy & Media Studies Brenjamin St. Francis, about how hard it is to remove someone from the line of succession; and Eshaan Akbar has an award-winning edition of ApologyWatch.Thank you to Richard, Michael Vickers, Peter Gorman and Sue Avery, all of whom signed up to our Patreon this week. They're making it possible for us to pay our guests, because lord knows the ad revenue doesn't cover...

There's no regular show this week, so instead here's last month's Time For Questions?, the monthly bonus podcast that usually sits exclusively on patreon.com/NonCensored. You'll hear Harriet, Producer Martin and Ehsaan Akbar answer questions like:Who would YOU ban from standing for election?If America is taking Greenland, which country should Britain just take?What should we call the British version of ICE, once Reform get around to starting it?And: it's time for performance reviews! How would the team rate each others' performances this year?...

Harriet Langley-Swindon and Producer Martin speak to former Number 10 Chief of Staff Morgan McSweeney about why he quit Downing Street; we also hear from Health Secretary Wes Streeting about what how he isn't friends with Peter Mandelson; and Eshaan Akbar has a very debatable Hot & Spicy Takeaway Of The Week.Thank you to Lukas Bell-Dereske for signing up to our Patreon this week. He's making it possible for us to pay our guests, because lord knows the ad revenue doesn't cover that. This week he - and all our Patreons - will be getting a bonus...

Harriet Langley-Swindon and Producer Martin speak to Dead Paeodophile Correspondent Eshaan Akbar for a look at who isn't in the Epstein files; we also hear from Lord Bertie Cuthbert on why having a law that kicks you out of the House of Lords if you're mates with a convicted sex trafficker is "going too far"; and the policeman in charge of investigating the former Andrew Former Mountbatten Former Windsor, PC Bob Hancock, is having a really tough time, guys.Our Patreons will also get an interview with the host of the smash hit podcast Diary Of...

Harriet Langley-Swindon and Producer Martin speak to Chinese government spokeswoman Blank Peng about how Sir Keir Starmer's trip is going; Skeletor explains why he's defected to Reform; and Deputy Diversity Correspondent Athena Kugblenu dives in with a Hot & Spicy Takeaway Of The Week about Hampstead Ponds.Our Patreons will also get an interview with the woman behind TikTok's algorithm, Poppy Ticktock, which will never appear on the main feed. They will also get every episode early and without adverts, access to the full video of all our interviews, as well as this month's Patreon-exclusive Time For...

Harriet Langley-Swindon and Producer Martin speak to Britain's most patriotic columnist, The Daily Telegraph's Tim Quisling about what's just right for American is just great for Britain; Royal Correspondent Nicola Witchell updates us on the feud that's tearing apart Britain's most famous family; and Eshaan Akbar has a Hot & Spicy Takeaway Of The Week about, well, a load of crap...Thanks to Charlotte Skardon, who signed up to our Patreon this week. She, like all our Patreons, got this episode early and without adverts, and access to the full video of the interviews, as well as...

Harriet Langley-Swindon and Producer Martin speak to AI Producer Martin, who now works for Grok, about what's going on at X: The Everything App; we speak to the third-shortest-serving Chancellor in British history, Nadhim Zahawi, about how he definitely didn't ask for a peerage; and Eshaan Akbar has a Hot & Spicy Takeaway Of The Week about repressive regimes - but only after a surprise ApologyWatch....Thanks to Grace Thomas, who signed up to our Patreon this week. She, like all our Patreons, will also hear an interview with punctuality expert Lucy Clockman - but you can...

Harriet Langley-Swindon and Producer Martin speak to Latin American Correspondent Jeremy Byrne about the reaction on the streets of Caracas to Donald Trump's liberation of Venezuela; we also get an immediate reaction on that, as well as America's plans for Greenland, from Sir Keir Starmer; and Eshaan Akbar has a Warm & Cuddly Takeaway Of The Week about ZSL's 200th anniversary stocktake.Our Patreons will also hear an interview with an AI Actress - but you can only hear that by going to Patreon.com/NonCensored and signing up for just £4/£8 month. You'd also get every episode ea...

In this end of year special, Harriet Langley-Swindon and Producer Martin "unwrap" (play) some "presents" (voicenotes) from regular contributors Sir Keir Starmer, the Telegraph's Siobhan Connery, Lord Evans, General Dick Terrific of the 3rd US Airborne Tariff Division, chair man Jonathan Gullis and royal correspondent Nicola Witchell and her spiritual companion The Ghost Of Princess Diana.Our Patreons will also hear an interview with a Non-Ethical Non-Monogamist - but you can only hear or see that by going to Patreon.com/NonCensored and signing up for just £4/£8 month. You'd also get every episode early and without ad...

Harriet Langley-Swindon and Producer Martin speak to Scottish Correspondent Nicola Cromerty about Sandie Peggie's complete and total victory over NHS Fife; we hear from the man behind the Great British Railways rebrand about his fast-moving flags; and Eshaan Akbar has a Hot & Spicy Takeaway Of The Week about truth - or does he? We've also thrown in last year's interview with Spotify's Daniel Elk about how Wrapped works as a little Christmas bonus for you.Thanks to Priya for singing up to our Patreon last week. She, like all our Patreons, will also hear an interview...

There's no regular show this week, so here's the Time For Questions we made for our Patreons a few weeks ago, where Harriet, Producer Martin and Eshaan Akbar we answer our Patreons' questions:What would you like to apologise for saying at school?Which British politicians could rizz up Donald Trump?Is Die Hard a "Christmas movie"?...and more!To see the episode in full video, as well as to unlock all the other bonuses you get every week, head over to Patreon.com/NonCensored and sign up...

Harriet Langley-Swindon and Producer Martin speak to Chancellor Rachel Reeves about the similarities between this week's budget and the Communist Manifesto; Producer Martin goes undercover to expose two members of the House Of Lords who are willing to lobby - and more - for cash; Eshaan Akbar asks if Marjorie Taylor Green... is Woke?Thanks to Jon Blyth for singing up to our Patreon this week. He, like all our Patreons, will also hear an interview with a man who suffers from Replytis, a devastating condition that prevents you from shutting up online - but you...

Harriet Langley-Swindon and Producer Martin speak to Home Secretary Shabana Mahmood about her controversial new policies for asylum seekers; Larry Summers joins us to explain why he was asking Jeffrey Epstein for dating advice; and if music be the food of love, Eshaan Akbar has a Hot & Spicy Takeaway Of The Week about how it can also be the snack of anti-terrorism.Patreons will also hear an interview with the host of the Historical Numerology Podcast, Kevin Kisskiss - but you can only hear that by going to Patreon.com/NonCensored and signing up for just £4/£8 mo...

Harriet Langley-Swindon and Producer Martin speak to BBC Wokefinder General Robbie Gibb, who explains how he's de-woking the corporation; meanwhile, formerBBC journalist Helen Helen tells us how she was forced out of her job for holding perfectly legal beliefs about who should and shouldn't get her coffee; and Eshaan Akbar has a Hot & Spicy Takeaway Of The Week about how The Big Apple has turned into The Halal Apple.Patreons will also hear an interview an anonymous advisor to Sir Keir Starmer - but you can only hear that by going to Patreon...