Top Flight Time Machine

Top Flight Time Machine

byAndy Dawson & Sam Delaney

ComedySportsSoccer

Andy Dawson & Sam Delaney - used to be football, all over the place now. Coins, ghosts, digging, dis, dat... See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Episodes(40 episodes)

TFTM Gold: Sam Squaddie Car Sale
(Rec: 16/9/21 as ‘The Melchester Odyssey Part 120’) Sam tries to sell a car, Tubby puts his driving gloves on and craves white food, and we learn about Roy’s Bermudan links.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Published: Apr 3, 2026Duration: 31m 38s
TFTM Gold: The Twits Odyssey - Part 8
(Rec: 16/9/20) Screwing the banks, monkey weddings, more Dahl v Amis, backstreet vasectomies, and the Roly Poly Bird goes up the pub.   Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Published: Apr 1, 2026Duration: 37m 19s
IFS Unlocked: The Top Flight Time Machine Odyssey - Part 29
(Rec: 25/9/24) An IFS update, Jeffrey Chichester, avoiding the SAS, top hats, ortolan protection, and doing it four times.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Published: Mar 31, 2026Duration: 30m 52s
Broken Window Entry
TV and film clothing hunts, time-telling, BBC4 treasure, and the popularisation of nutting.    Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Published: Mar 30, 2026Duration: 35m 53s
Run Samba, Run!
An escaped Capybara, egg disposal, and a clever dog.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Published: Mar 27, 2026Duration: 35m 10s
TFTM Gold: The Twits Odyssey - Part 7
(Rec: 9/9/20) Entrepreneurship, mystical yogi people, the Puffin Club, Ron Dahl’s war on the censors, and a TFTM hero appears in the book.   Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Published: Mar 25, 2026Duration: 36m 8s
IFS Unlocked: The Melchester Odyssey - Part 276
(Rec: 19/9/24) Roy’s gas offer, new stories, bread rolls, Tubby’s battered eels, dialects, secret fencing, and the Crazy Gang.   Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Published: Mar 24, 2026Duration: 35m 12s
Chicken Cauliflower Balti
Spurs sympathy, derby fun, SNL UK, lots of your best bits, and a catering cock-up. Best bits at https://www.patreon.com/posts/best-bits-153510835   Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Published: Mar 23, 2026Duration: 43m 26s
Eight
Our birthday, golden memories, buttons, diggers, a gym clanger, wood turning, a circus, and illness fears. Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Published: Mar 20, 2026Duration: 50m 59s
TFTM Gold: The Twits Odyssey - Part 6
(Rec: 2/9/20) Is Quentin Blake top dollar or laddy? And is this a bird protection podcast now?    Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Published: Mar 18, 2026Duration: 33m 13s
IFS Unlocked: History Box - Andersen Visits Dickens Part 1
(Rec: 10/9/24) Some stalkerish conduct, walk-in baths, being patronised, a gadget, war on Superdrug, and a shave request.   Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Published: Mar 17, 2026Duration: 31m 58s
Vasectomy 15
A significant anniversary, a namesake, Bod, the Oscars, and respecting the ball.   Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Published: Mar 16, 2026Duration: 31m 27s
New Ayatollah Special
A look at Iran’s new Supreme Leader, and Sam’s new hearing aids are assessed.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Published: Mar 13, 2026Duration: 33m 27s
TFTM Gold: The Twits Odyssey - Part 5
(Rec; 26/8/20) Personal hygiene tips from Jesus, Mark Chapman’s teeth, Hercules Syndrome, and some stuff about The Twits.   Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Published: Mar 11, 2026Duration: 30m 5s
IFS Unlocked: The Top Flight Time Machine Odyssey - Part 26
(Rec: 4/9/24) Car podding, slapping a German, cashpoint woe, top floor filth, Manference, and a sadly departed jigsaw pal.   Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Published: Mar 10, 2026Duration: 38m 9s
The Traffic Shepherd
Football chat, a post-it note parking problem, a motoring predicament, lion style., and local robots.   Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Published: Mar 9, 2026Duration: 32m 34s
Live Finding
Donkey detective work, Turpin’s ghost, song legality, terrible curry night, and deafness benefits. Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Published: Mar 6, 2026Duration: 37m 12s
TFTM Gold: The Twits Odyssey - Part 4
(Rec; 19/8/20) Shrinking, the benefits of an iron ring, stretched wife insurance, and an adoption story.   Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Published: Mar 4, 2026Duration: 37m 57s
IFS Unlocked: The Melchester Odyssey - Part 273
(Rec: 29/8/24) A forgotten player, AI tactics, Taffy’s hair, Tubby’s eel diet, the magic of babies, and a new letters policy.   Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Published: Mar 3, 2026Duration: 32m 34s
Left Luggage Stand-Off
A crazy coach, a North West trip, headphone behaviour, canal abuse, and sausage talk.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Published: Mar 2, 2026Duration: 36m 35s