WarHams - Narrative Declaration

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This is WarHams! Narrative Declaration's Warhammer 40,000 TTRPG show, where a team of TTRPG veterans, actors, and writers roll dice in the grim darkness of the far future and laugh their way through it. We play Wrath & Glory, Black Crusade, and other dedicated 40K systems as the adventures continue. Here you'll find the complete 30-episode original WarHams campaign that started it all, our full 16-episode Wrath & Glory campaign, and A Chaos Odyssey, our ongoing Black Crusade campaign — plus every campaign that comes after. Watch on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@NarrativeDeclaration Early, ad-free + exclusive shows: https://patreon.com/NarrativeDeclaration Merch, socials, an...

Episodes(40 episodes)

Season 2 - Episode 10

Wrath & Glory – Ep. 10 – Dark Bidding

The Bird of Paradise needs cogitators to escape the Gilead system. The only supplier is a Forge World Fabricator General who communicates through exploding servitors and demands the crew retrieve a stolen stasis coffin -- contents unknown, questions forbidden. Aloysius has an orc head wired into the ship's comms. The crew descends into the underhive to find answers, and instead finds a chop-shop, a gang with red bionic arms, and an economy built entirely on backstabbing.Website: https://www.narrativedeclaration.com System: WH40K Wrath & GloryClick here to watch a video of this...

Published: Feb 27, 2025Duration: 2h 35m 33s

Season 2 - Episode 9

Wrath & Glory – Ep. 9 – Blown out of Proportions

The crew discovers a storeroom full of smuggled Emperor's Tarot decks and a monk who broke his vow of silence. A kitchen full of Gretchin becomes a three-hour war crime that nobody asked for. Aloysius tries to build a car engine inside a Grot. The thigh bone is reportedly in the solarium. Getting there requires surviving Roos's creative problem-solving.Website: https://www.narrativedeclaration.com System: WH40K Wrath & GloryClick here to watch a video of this episode. Creators & GuestsZoranTheWizard - HostThurston Hillman - HostSpeakerD - GuestOdo - GuestHulkyKrow - Guest<...

Published: Feb 13, 2025Duration: 2h 17m 33s

Season 2 - Episode 8

Wrath & Glory – Ep. 8 – Worthy & Chosen

After six hours of unconscious napping in a monastery bathroom, Captain Alden wakes up to find Kelrana and Aloysius playing rock-paper-scissors and Roos spinning on a pole wearing a paper hat. The War Boss is dead. The orcs are scattered. Somewhere in this building is a sacred thigh bone, and nobody has checked the obvious room yet.Website: https://www.narrativedeclaration.com System: WH40K Wrath & GloryClick here to watch a video of this episode. Creators & GuestsZoranTheWizard - HostThurston Hillman - HostSpeakerD - GuestOdo - GuestHulkyKrow - GuestClick...

Published: Jan 30, 2025Duration: 2h 33m 7s

Season 2 - Episode 7

Wrath & Glory – Ep. 7 – Sacrifices Were Made

The monastery is now a full orc infestation. A room full of Burna Boys with flamethrowers nearly kills the captain. Kelrana goes unbound with her psychic powers. Roos considers stealing Alden's tricorn hat to become interim captain. The thigh bone is still, somehow, nowhere to be found. At this rate the orcs will run out before the crew's patience does.Website: https://www.narrativedeclaration.com System: WH40K Wrath & GloryClick here to watch a video of this episode. Creators & GuestsZoranTheWizard - HostThurston Hillman - HostSpeakerD - GuestOdo - GuestHulkyKrow...

Published: Dec 29, 2024Duration: 2h 43m 21s

Season 2 - Episode 6

Wrath & Glory – Ep. 6 – An Ork Problem

Battered and bleeding after the Kommando ambush, the crew regroups inside the monastery only to discover a mad dok Pain Boy performing surgery on a pet squig in the next room. Ten Gretchin are lifting weights somewhere. The thigh bone is still missing. Every hallway smells like fungus and poor decisions.Website: https://www.narrativedeclaration.com System: WH40K Wrath & GloryClick here to watch a video of this episode. Creators & GuestsZoranTheWizard - HostThurston Hillman - HostSpeakerD - GuestOdo - GuestHulkyKrow - GuestClick here to view the episode transcript.<...

Published: Dec 12, 2024Duration: 2h 32m 36s

Season 2 - Episode 5

Wrath & Glory – Ep. 5 – Vow of Silence

A saint's sharpened thigh bone. A silent monastery on an unnamed island. A traitor of the Arch-Enemy hiding among monks who took a literal vow of silence. The crew arrives by naval barge to find the monks won't talk, the staircase is rigged with tripwire grenades, and Ork Kommandos have already moved in. Stealth lasted about forty seconds.Website: https://www.narrativedeclaration.com System: WH40K Wrath & GloryClick here to watch a video of this episode. Creators & GuestsZoranTheWizard - HostThurston Hillman - HostSpeakerD - GuestOdo - GuestHulkyKrow - Guest...

Published: Nov 22, 2024Duration: 2h 36m 6s

Season 2 - Episode 4

Wrath & Glory – Ep. 4 – Grenades Solve Everything

Deeper in the Drukhari-infested ruins, the crew negotiates an uneasy truce with a Craftworld Eldar sniper and wades into a xenos torture chamber. Roos has a grenade. The Drukhari have a Webway gate. The solution to every problem is the same -- pull the pin and pray to the Emperor it lands where you aimed.Website: https://www.narrativedeclaration.com System: WH40K Wrath & GloryClick here to watch a video of this episode. Creators & GuestsZoranTheWizard - HostThurston Hillman - HostSpeakerD - GuestOdo - GuestHulkyKrow - GuestClick here to...

Published: Nov 7, 2024Duration: 2h 9m 38s

Season 2 - Episode 3

Wrath & Glory – Ep. 3 – The Assault Begins

The crew commandeers a battle tractor named Ethel and drives straight into a mob of cultists blocking the road to ancient ruins. When intimidation only scatters half of them, flashbangs and frag grenades finish the argument. Below the ruins, Drukhari raiders, a damaged Webway gate, and a lone Craftworld ranger who really does not want to come out.Website: https://www.narrativedeclaration.com System: WH40K Wrath & GloryClick here to watch a video of this episode. Creators & GuestsZoranTheWizard - HostThurston Hillman - HostSpeakerD - GuestOdo - GuestHulkyKrow - Guest...

Published: Oct 31, 2024Duration: 2h 20m 6s

Season 2 - Episode 2

Wrath & Glory – Ep. 2 – Children of the Dawn

Buried inside a pyramid of bureaucrats, the crew discovers every record in the Administratum has been falsified. Workers are vanishing, productivity is tanking, and the local adept is hiding something behind locked data-vaults. The paper trail leads nowhere -- because someone already burned it.Website: https://www.narrativedeclaration.com System: WH40K Wrath & GloryClick here to watch a video of this episode. Creators & GuestsZoranTheWizard - HostThurston Hillman - HostSpeakerD - GuestOdo - GuestHulkyKrow - GuestClick here to view the episode transcript.This is an improv show — so...

Published: Oct 10, 2024Duration: 2h 34m 15s

Season 2 - Episode 1

Wrath & Glory – Ep. 1 – Litanies of the Lost

A rogue trader with an empty pantry, a tech-priest who dissects things for fun, an Eldar who shouldn't be here, and an Ogryn who wants to be a tractor. They land on Ostia to beg for grain -- and walk straight into a turf war between the church, the cog-boys, and something nobody's talking about. The food run just became an investigation.Website: https://www.narrativedeclaration.com System: WH40K Wrath & GloryClick here to watch a video of this episode. Creators & GuestsZoranTheWizard - HostThurston Hillman - HostSpeakerD - GuestOdo...

Published: Sep 26, 2024Duration: 2h 38m 0s

All WarHams episodes are now on the new WarHams feed: https://feeds.transistor.fm/warhams-a-chaos-odysseyScarbrand is screaming. A C'tan is loose. And the only way to cage a star god is three hands on a Necron plinth while a daemon the size of a building tries to kill you. Chonkus throws Pi Brain like a bullet. Reeb finds de Fuckerby dying under rubble, grants him one final monologue, and grinds a boot heel into his skull. The prison reactivates. The crew limps home to a standing ovation from ratlings, gang members, and one very relieved child...

Published: Nov 18, 2021Duration: 2h 58m 19s

Season 1 - Episode 30

WarHams – Ep. 30 – The Finale

Scarbrand is screaming. A C'tan is loose. And the only way to cage a star god is three hands on a Necron plinth while a daemon the size of a building tries to kill you. Chonkus throws Pi Brain like a bullet. Reeb finds de Fuckerby dying under rubble, grants him one final monologue, and grinds a boot heel into his skull. The prison reactivates. The crew limps home to a standing ovation from ratlings, gang members, and one very relieved child. Reeb makes Interrogator. Pi Brain gets recalled to Lemuria -- a real tech priest at last. Zedek...

Published: Nov 18, 2021Duration: 2h 58m 19s

The Confrontation

All WarHams episodes are now on the new WarHams feed: https://feeds.transistor.fm/warhams-a-chaos-odysseyCyclonic torpedoes are falling. Lorne catches one with his mind and flings it back at Inquisitor Melchior's ship. A rattling army launches planetside in double-stacked Arvis lighters blasting Skeleton Warriors at full volume. On the surface, de Fuckerby has already activated the prison -- a C'tan shard tears free, Scarbrand erupts from the warp behind it, and Lorne burns himself out of reality to stop the summoning. Three chuckle fucks and one ogryn are all that's left between two warring gods and...

Published: Sep 26, 2021Duration: 3h 22m 56s

Season 1 - Episode 29

WarHams – Ep. 29 – The Confrontation

Cyclonic torpedoes are falling. Lorne catches one with his mind and flings it back at Inquisitor Melchior's ship. A rattling army launches planetside in double-stacked Arvis lighters blasting Skeleton Warriors at full volume. On the surface, de Fuckerby has already activated the prison -- a C'tan shard tears free, Scarbrand erupts from the warp behind it, and Lorne burns himself out of reality to stop the summoning. Three chuckle fucks and one ogryn are all that's left between two warring gods and a galaxy-ending mistake.Website: https://www.narrativedeclaration.com System: WH40K Wrath & Glory<...

Published: Sep 26, 2021Duration: 3h 22m 56s

Home Sweet Home

All WarHams episodes are now on the new WarHams feed: https://feeds.transistor.fm/warhams-a-chaos-odysseyThe Webway spits them out through Zedek's sentient closet and back onto the Debt Collector -- cleaned, repaired, and occupied by the enemy. Belba Creepfoot has been living in a cardboard box the whole time, commanding a potato-squad of ratlings from the shadows. De Fuckerby took the Tot. The crew descends into the sewers for the third time, reconciles with Gamu 4224 -- who has discovered that perfection without chaos is its own kind of hell -- and arms up for the final...

Published: Sep 13, 2021Duration: 2h 49m 27s

Season 1 - Episode 28

WarHams – Ep. 28 – Home Sweet Home

The Webway spits them out through Zedek's sentient closet and back onto the Debt Collector -- cleaned, repaired, and occupied by the enemy. Belba Creepfoot has been living in a cardboard box the whole time, commanding a potato-squad of ratlings from the shadows. De Fuckerby took the Tot. The crew descends into the sewers for the third time, reconciles with Gamu 4224 -- who has discovered that perfection without chaos is its own kind of hell -- and arms up for the final push to the Strategium. One frag grenade. One Lemurian box. One very long crawl.Website...

Published: Sep 13, 2021Duration: 2h 49m 27s

All WarHams episodes are now on the new WarHams feed: https://feeds.transistor.fm/warhams-a-chaos-odysseyReeb's personal code opened a Biologus lab that thinks he's its master, and now the Chaos Gods are taking turns. A squid-shaped Khorne entity offers Pi Brain a demonic Skitarii legion -- then tells him he's already a servant of the Blood God, every murder on the lower decks a skull offered without prayer. Pi breaks. Zedek talks him down. Then a zombie horde pours through the blast doors, the crew runs, and Church wakes up in cryo on the other side...

Published: Aug 29, 2021Duration: 2h 50m 2s

Season 1 - Episode 27

WarHams – Ep. 27 – The Choice

Reeb's personal code opened a Biologus lab that thinks he's its master, and now the Chaos Gods are taking turns. A squid-shaped Khorne entity offers Pi Brain a demonic Skitarii legion -- then tells him he's already a servant of the Blood God, every murder on the lower decks a skull offered without prayer. Pi breaks. Zedek talks him down. Then a zombie horde pours through the blast doors, the crew runs, and Church wakes up in cryo on the other side -- alive, confused, and two thousand years late to the conversation.Website: https://www.narrativedeclaration...

Published: Aug 29, 2021Duration: 2h 50m 2s

Xenos Intervention

All WarHams episodes are now on the new WarHams feed: https://feeds.transistor.fm/warhams-a-chaos-odysseyThe suicide mission is over. The crew wakes up in a cave on the wrong planet -- dragged through the webway by an Eldar ranger who watched them fail and decided they were still useful. De Fuckerby isn't just a thief. He's collecting shards of gods older than the Eldar themselves, and the Farseers say this idiot Rogue Trader crew is the only blind spot in his warped reality. The price of passage: walk the Dark Road, a warp-breached corridor where Slaanesh...

Published: Aug 4, 2021Duration: 2h 21m 36s

Season 1 - Episode 26

WarHams – Ep. 26 – Xenos Intervention

The suicide mission is over. The crew wakes up in a cave on the wrong planet -- dragged through the webway by an Eldar ranger who watched them fail and decided they were still useful. De Fuckerby isn't just a thief. He's collecting shards of gods older than the Eldar themselves, and the Farseers say this idiot Rogue Trader crew is the only blind spot in his warped reality. The price of passage: walk the Dark Road, a warp-breached corridor where Slaanesh keeps the lights on. Zedek gets a ballroom full of sycophants, the sound of his dead father's...

Published: Aug 4, 2021Duration: 2h 21m 36s