Billified: The Bill Moran Podcast

Billified: The Bill Moran Podcast

byBill Moran

Comedy

Billified is a free daily podcast hosted by 30 year radio personality Bill Moran. Bill shares his thoughts on current events, politics, relationships and welcomes a wide range of guests, all uncensored!Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/billified-the-bill-moran-podcast--5738193/support.

Episodes(40 episodes)

Episode 1021
Billified Bite - Scratch-Off Souls & UFO Files
Bill welcomes comedian, bartender, Uber driver and professional wildcard Doug Phelps back to the studio and yes… they briefly acknowledge the situation from Doug’s last appearance before immediately swerving into chaos.The guys dive into how terrifyingly easy it is to find your address, relatives, associates and entire existence online. At this point, becoming a conspiracy theorist almost feels responsible. Bill calls Doug “the last of a dying breed” — a 55-year-old man with no wife, no retirement plan and a long-term goal of maybe becoming a strip club DJ again. While most people built careers and 401Ks, Doug built...
Published: May 11, 2026Duration: 36m 39s
Season 1 - Episode 1020
Buffaloes, Boundaries & Broken Traditions
Bill welcomes Dan back to the studio and somehow the conversation goes from alleged NFL affairs to buffalo attacks to why moving Watkins Glen weekend feels like emotional terrorism in Western New York. Normal stuff.Bill and Dan clash over the Mike Vrabel and Diana Russini rumors as Bill argues human beings and relationships are far more complicated than internet outrage allows. Dan has a theory. Bill reluctantly admits Dan may be onto something while opening up about avoidance, emotional discomfort and how running from hard feelings can quietly shape an entire life.Then the episode...
Published: May 8, 2026Duration: 1h 33m 13s
Season 1 - Episode 1019
Billified Bite - Buffaloes, Boundaries & Broken Traditions
Bill welcomes Dan back to the studio and somehow the conversation goes from alleged NFL affairs to buffalo attacks to why moving Watkins Glen weekend feels like emotional terrorism in Western New York. Normal stuff.Bill and Dan clash over the Mike Vrabel and Diana Russini rumors as Bill argues human beings and relationships are far more complicated than internet outrage allows. Dan has a theory. Bill reluctantly admits Dan may be onto something while opening up about avoidance, emotional discomfort and how running from hard feelings can quietly shape an entire life.Then the episode...
Published: May 8, 2026Duration: 37m 3s
Nobody Talks About How Bad It Actually Feels to Fix Yourself | Billified Bite
Bill got a text from a listener who called himself a big fan and then said Bill sounds kind of dumb. Bill's response: he's not completely wrong. That text becomes the doorway into something much bigger. Bill just finished his second semester of grad school in mental health counseling and this semester required digging into things he had been carrying for a long time. Generational trauma. A father who told him on graduation day that kids dumber than him walked off with awards. Being molested at seven years old and spending decades not understanding what it did to him. Chasing...
Published: May 7, 2026Duration: 19m 25s
Season 1 - Episode 1017
Whiskey, Risk & Rockstars - The Hoochenanny Festival
Two guys walk into a bar…One used to play guitar in a band you definitely slow-danced to…The other figured out how to turn chaos into a business model……and somehow they both ended up throwing a whiskey-fueled music festival in Western New York.Bill sits down with Tommy Brunett and Sean McCarthy—the minds (and risk tolerance) behind the Hoochenanny Festival—to break down Hoochenanny 2026 (August 14–16), the new location, and the very real moments where this whole thing almost went off the rails.This isn’t a promo piece.This is what hap...
Published: May 6, 2026Duration: 45m 7s
Season 1 - Episode 1016
Like Father, Like Mess.com
We’re serving this one family-style—and it gets real, fast.Bill is joined by comedian, bartender, Uber driver Doug Phelps and his 81-year-old father, David Phelps—and what starts as a fun generational hang turns into something unexpectedly raw, honest, and hilarious.Bill opens by asking David for some old-school fatherly advice… and then proceeds to unload a story from the night before that is equal parts brutal, embarrassing, and (unfortunately) very relatable. This is Bill with the guard down—hurting, honest, and trying to make sense of it in real time. David meets him with kindne...
Published: May 4, 2026Duration: 1h 27m 17s
Season 1 - Episode 1015
Billified Bite Size: Like Father, Like Mess
We’re serving this one family-style—and it gets real, fast.Bill is joined by comedian, bartender, Uber driver Doug Phelps and his 81-year-old father, David Phelps—and what starts as a fun generational hang turns into something unexpectedly raw, honest, and hilarious.Bill opens by asking David for some old-school fatherly advice… and then proceeds to unload a story from the night before that is equal parts brutal, embarrassing, and (unfortunately) very relatable. This is Bill with the guard down—hurting, honest, and trying to make sense of it in real time. David meets him with kindne...
Published: May 4, 2026Duration: 38m 54s
Billified Bite Size: Self Care, Unspoken Rules & The Things Nobody Ever Explained to You
Bill got a Reiki session before recording and he feels realigned. Dan gets acupuncture for his migraines. Neither of their fathers would understand any of this. That is actually the point. Bill and Dan open with something that gets said a lot in therapy but never really gets unpacked: self care. Where they came from, you did not do self care. You smoked a cigarette, drank a beer, and kept going. The Irish did not process. The Italians hugged everybody but also did not process. You just plowed through. Bill's take is that men have always done self care. They...
Published: May 1, 2026Duration: 39m 32s
Self Care, Unspoken Rules & The Things Nobody Ever Explained to You
Bill got a Reiki session before recording and he feels realigned. Dan gets acupuncture for his migraines. Neither of their fathers would understand any of this. That is actually the point. Bill and Dan open with something that gets said a lot in therapy but never really gets unpacked: self care. Where they came from, you did not do self care. You smoked a cigarette, drank a beer, and kept going. The Irish did not process. The Italians hugged everybody but also did not process. You just plowed through. Bill's take is that men have always done self care. They...
Published: May 1, 2026Duration: 1h 38m 49s
Billified Bite Sized: Looksmaxxing, what actually attracts women
Rebecca and Jojo from 2 Fit Chicks pull up a chair at the Billified table and the conversation goes exactly where you would expect it to go and then a few places you would not. It starts with Bill accidentally becoming the dog sitter for his ex-wife's dog and ends with a 90 minute conversation about dating, attraction, confidence, and what men are doing wrong in all of it. Bill brings up looksmaxing, the online trend where young guys are literally measuring their skull dimensions and researching how to reshape their bone structure with a hammer because they think their face is...
Published: Apr 29, 2026Duration: 37m 58s
Looksmaxxing and What Actually Attracts Women
Rebecca and Jojo from Two Fit Chicks pull up a chair at the Billified table and the conversation goes exactly where you would expect it to go and then a few places you would not. It starts with Bill accidentally becoming the dog sitter for his ex-wife's dog and ends with a 90 minute conversation about dating, attraction, confidence, and what men are doing wrong in all of it. Bill brings up looksmaxing, the online trend where young guys are literally measuring their skull dimensions and researching how to reshape their bone structure with a hammer because they think their face...
Published: Apr 29, 2026Duration: 1h 30m 57s
Season 1 - Episode 1010
Draft Picks & Stolen Lemons
The Buffalo Bills trade out of the first round and stack 9 picks—because in the NFL, sometimes it’s not about the star… it’s about playing the odds.Bill breaks down Clemson edge rusher T.J. Parker, what “stalwart” really means, and the bigger truth behind draft night: you don’t have to be great forever… just long enough to change your life—and your family’s life—for generations.But here’s the part nobody talks about…For every name called, there are dozens we forget just as fast.Then it flips.Dan hits...
Published: Apr 27, 2026Duration: 1h 36m 9s
Season 1 - Episode 1009
Billified Bite Sized version of Draft Picks & Stolen Lemons
The Buffalo Bills trade out of the first round and stack 9 picks—because in the NFL, sometimes it’s not about the star… it’s about playing the odds.Bill breaks down Clemson edge rusher T.J. Parker, what “stalwart” really means, and the bigger truth behind draft night: you don’t have to be great forever… just long enough to change your life—and your family’s life—for generations.But here’s the part nobody talks about…For every name called, there are dozens we forget just as fast.Then it flips.Dan hits...
Published: Apr 27, 2026Duration: 43m 51s
Season 1 - Episode 1008
We’ve Lost the Plot (And You’re Posting About It)
Bill opens this one giving Dan credit for something rare—actually making him laugh. That turns into a conversation sparked by Is This Thing On?… and an idea that might be crazy enough to work. Or not. You decide.But then the episode takes a turn—from funny… to uncomfortably real.  Because Bill got called out: “You think you can be a therapist… and this is how you think?” Yeah.  That is how he thinks.And honestly… that might be the point.This isn’t anti-therapy.It’s anti-performance.“I’m healing.”“I’m s...
Published: Apr 24, 2026Duration: 1h 31m 58s
Season 1 - Episode 1007
Billified Bite Sized of We’ve Lost the Plot (And You’re Posting About It)
Bill opens this one giving Dan credit for something rare—actually making him laugh. That turns into a conversation sparked by Is This Thing On?… and an idea that might be crazy enough to work. Or not. You decide.But then the episode takes a turn—from funny… to uncomfortably real.  Because Bill got called out: “You think you can be a therapist… and this is how you think?” Yeah.  That is how he thinks.And honestly… that might be the point.This isn’t anti-therapy.It’s anti-performance.“I’m healing.”“I’m s...
Published: Apr 24, 2026Duration: 37m 56s
Season 1 - Episode 1006
Speakerphone Psychos, Broken Boyfriends & Fake Self-Awareness
Bill, Kevin, Laura and Mark are back—and this one goes off the rails in the best way.We start with a simple question: what the hell happened to public behavior?Speakerphone in public… full volume… no shame. Bill goes in, the crew piles on, and suddenly we’re questioning whether society has completely collapsed or if people just think they’re the main character now.Mark checks in after taking a new job in the same district—only to realize it wasn’t what he thought. He’s back in his original role and very happy… desp...
Published: Apr 22, 2026Duration: 1h 49m 9s
Season 1 - Episode 1005
Billified Bite Sized Version of Speakerphone Psychos, Broken Boyfriends & Fake Self-Awareness
Bill, Kevin, Laura and Mark are back—and this one goes off the rails in the best way.We start with a simple question: what the hell happened to public behavior?Speakerphone in public… full volume… no shame. Bill goes in, the crew piles on, and suddenly we’re questioning whether society has completely collapsed or if people just think they’re the main character now.Mark checks in after taking a new job in the same district—only to realize it wasn’t what he thought. He’s back in his original role and very happy… desp...
Published: Apr 22, 2026Duration: 45m 28s
Season 1 - Episode 1004
The Cool Only He Can Be: Tommy Brunett (Before Hoochenanny)
Before the stages. Before the crowds. Before Hoochenanny became Hoochenanny.This is where it started.Back in year one of Billified, Bill sat down with Tommy Brunett—the founder of Iron Smoke Whiskey, former guitarist for Modern English, and the guy who somehow turned Fairport into a vibe.From being homeless…to playing for 30,000 people…to building a whiskey brand Forbes put on the map…Tommy doesn’t just tell stories—he is one.Now, three years later, the Hoochenanny Festival has exploded—August 14–16 at Perinton Park, with artists like Grace Bowers, Guster, My Morni...
Published: Apr 20, 2026Duration: 51m 22s
Season 1 - Episode 1003
Surrounded. Triggered. Distracted
You can be in a room full of people… and still feel completely alone.You can keep it together all day… until one small thing sets you off.And you can have endless ways to feel good… but somehow feel worse.What the hell is going on?In this episode, Bill and Dan rip into three things nobody wants to admit—but everyone feels: 👉 Why we’re more connected than ever… and less known than ever👉 Why anger isn’t the problem… but what’s underneath it is👉 And why we’re not actually relaxing…...
Published: Apr 17, 2026Duration: 1h 29m 2s
Billified Bisized version of Surrounded. Triggered. Distracted
You can be in a room full of people… and still feel completely alone.You can keep it together all day… until one small thing sets you off.And you can have endless ways to feel good… but somehow feel worse.What the hell is going on?In this episode, Bill and Dan rip into three things nobody wants to admit—but everyone feels: 👉 Why we’re more connected than ever… and less known than ever👉 Why anger isn’t the problem… but what’s underneath it is👉 And why we’re not actually relaxing…...
Published: Apr 17, 2026Duration: 31m 37s