Turtle Time
byRiley Hamilton and Amy Scarlata
TVFilm
Sit back and relax as Amy Scarlata and Riley Hamilton talk about Bravo.
Episodes(40 episodes)
When Life Hands Liam Lemons (Next Gen NYC S2 Finale Recap)
Amy and Riley are hailing a "taxi" to the Big Apple to discuss the season 2 finale of Next Gen NYC - "Only God Can Judge Me".
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Published: Sep 10, 2026Duration: 1h 17m 48s
The Horse and the Snake (RHONY S16 E1 Recap)
Amy and Riley are flying like bats out of Hell's Kitchen to discuss the season 16 premiere of The Real Housewives of New York City - "Sai in FiDi".
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Published: Sep 9, 2026Duration: 57m 39s
Patreon Teaser: James Kennedy and Ally Lewber Get Diagnosed as "Twin Flames"
Amy and Riley discuss James Kennedy and Ally Lewber's tarot card reading on this week's Patreon episode covering Vanderpump Rules season 10, episode 7 - "Galaxy Gaslighting".
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Published: Sep 8, 2026Duration: 5m 33s
A Circle of Jerks (RHUGT: Roaring 20th E5 Recap)
Amy and Riley discuss this week's episode ofThe Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip: Roaring 20th (season 1, episode 5) - "Vicki the Drip". (9:40)
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Published: Sep 7, 2026Duration: 57m 29s
Miss Juicy (RHOC S20 E9 Recap)
Amy and Riley squeeze the juice out of this week's episode of The Real Housewives of Orange County (season 20, episode 9) - "Sincerely, Tamra Grudge".
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Published: Sep 4, 2026Duration: 1h 7m 0s
The Great Spiritual Leader of Our Time (Next Gen NYC S2 E11 Recap)
Amy and Riley are down under the Manhattan Bridge Overpass to discuss this week's episode of Next Gen NYC (season 2, episode 11) - "Krim-Mas". (4:30)
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Published: Sep 3, 2026Duration: 1h 7m 5s
Villa Rosa Film Society Presents - Twilight: New Moon (Abridged)
We proudly present an abridged version of our discussion of the film, Twilight: New Moon.
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Published: Sep 2, 2026Duration: 26m 34s
Patreon Teaser: Lala the Ultimate Hypocrite
Amy and Riley discuss Lala Kent's hypocrisy on this week's Patreon episode covering Vanderpump Rules season 10, episode 6 - "Divorce Party Crashers".
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Published: Sep 1, 2026Duration: 12m 45s
The Return of NeNe Leakes (RHUGT: Roaring 20th E4 Recap)
Amy and Riley discuss this week's episode ofThe Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip: Roaring 20th (season 1, episode 4) - "Altered Ego".
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Published: Aug 31, 2026Duration: 39m 40s
No Kids No Careers (RHOC S20 E8 Recap)
Amy and Riley squeeze the juice out of this week's episode of The Real Housewives of Orange County (season 20, episode 8) - "A Steak for Shane".
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Published: Aug 28, 2026Duration: 1h 2m 11s
Has Liam Told You Lately That He Loves You? (Next Gen NYC S2 E10 Recap)
Amy and Riley are down under the Manhattan Bridge Overpass to discuss this week's episode of Next Gen NYC (season 2, episode 10) - "The Bad Boy". (6:45)
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Published: Aug 27, 2026Duration: 1h 5m 27s
The New Housewives of Atlanta (RHOA S17 Reunion Pt. 3 Recap)
Amy and Riley discuss the final part of The Real Housewives of Atlanta season 17 reunion. (12:50)
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Published: Aug 26, 2026Duration: 1h 17m 38s
C'est Bonne C'est Bonne (RHUGT: Roaring 20th E2 + E3 Recap)
Amy and Riley are living the chic life as we discuss the second and third episode of The Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip: Roaring 20th.
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Published: Aug 25, 2026Duration: 1h 16m 46s
Patreon Teaser: Raquel Leviss Gets an "Idea"
Amy and Riley discuss Raquel Leviss getting an unshakeable idea in her head to hook up with Tom Schwartz on this week's Patreon episode covering Vanderpump Rules season 10, episode 5 - "Lovestruck at the Discopussy".
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Published: Aug 24, 2026Duration: 5m 12s
Who Found The Grand Canyon (RHOC S20 E7 Recap)
Amy and Riley squeeze the juice out of this week's episode of The Real Housewives of Orange County (season 20, episode 7) - "Jenny Stardust".
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Published: Aug 21, 2026Duration: 41m 39s
The Heightening (The Valley S3 Reunion Part 3 Recap)
Amy and Riley share their unbridled thoughts on the end of The Valley season 3. (6:15)
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Published: Aug 20, 2026Duration: 1h 4m 16s
How To Boil Water (Next Gen NYC S2 E9 Recap)
Amy and Riley are down under the Manhattan Bridge Overpass to discuss this week's episode of Next Gen NYC (season 2, episode 9) - "Friends Forgiving".
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Published: Aug 20, 2026Duration: 1h 5m 41s
Patreon Teaser: The Night of Scandoval
Amy and Riley relive the night of Scandoval and recap Vanderpump Rules season 10, episode 4 - "No Home Left to Wreck".
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Published: Aug 19, 2026Duration: 7m 27s
The Peach Life (RHOA S17 Reunion Pt. 1 + 2 Recap)
Amy and Riley discuss the first two parts of The Real Housewives of Atlanta season 17 reunion. (10:55)
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Published: Aug 19, 2026Duration: 1h 14m 19s
Next Gen MCB (The McBee Dynasty S3 Finale Recap)
Amy and Riley share their thoughts on the season 3 finale of The McBee Dynasty - "Working at the Car Wash". (3:25)
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Published: Aug 18, 2026Duration: 57m 52s