Turtle Time
byRiley Hamilton and Amy Scarlata
TVFilm
Sit back and relax as Amy Scarlata and Riley Hamilton talk about Bravo.
Episodes(40 episodes)
Caramella (RHOC S20 E6 Recap)
Amy and Riley squeeze the juice out of this week's episode of The Real Housewives of Orange County (season 20, episode 6) - "Buddy System".
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Published: Aug 14, 2026Duration: 53m 7s
We'll Always Have Paris Las Vegas (Next Gen NYC S2 E8 Recap)
Amy and Riley unpack this week's episode of Next Gen NYC (season 2, episode 8) - "Carrots and Brussels Sprouts". (08:00)
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Published: Aug 13, 2026Duration: 1h 12m 2s
The Bookos Vs. The Capernas (The Valley S3 Reunion Part 2 Recap)
Amy and Riley discuss part 2 of The Valley season 3 reunion - "Apologize to Colorado". (9:40)
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Published: Aug 13, 2026Duration: 1h 12m 28s
Space Cowboy (The McBee Dynasty S3 E9 Recap)
Amy and Riley share their thoughts on this week's wonderful episode of The McBee Dynasty (season 3, episode 9) - "Blair's First Rodeo". (11:30)
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Published: Aug 11, 2026Duration: 1h 3m 53s
The Center Symbol Holders (RHUGT: Roaring 20th E1 Recap)
Amy and Riley hop in an old jalopy and discuss the premiere of The Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip: Roaring 20th series.
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Published: Aug 10, 2026Duration: 52m 42s
Jeff’s Juke-Joint Judo Queen (RHOC S20 E5 Recap)
Amy and Riley begin by breaking down the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City season 7 trailer, and then squeeze the remaining juice out of this week's episode of The Real Housewives of Orange County (season 20, episode 5) - "The Gift That Keeps On Giving". (18:45)
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Published: Aug 7, 2026Duration: 57m 30s
House of Stassi: A Season 1 Rectrospective
Amy and Riley enter the House of Stassi and stay there for awhile.
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Published: Aug 7, 2026Duration: 1h 12m 30s
Mr. Big Vs. Mr. Pig (Next Gen NYC S2 E7 Recap)
Amy and Riley unpack this week's episode of Next Gen NYC (season 2, episode 7) - "The Big Apple Film Festival". (07:25)
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Published: Aug 6, 2026Duration: 1h 10m 42s
Trolled by Jax (The Valley S3 Reunion Part 1 Recap)
Amy and Riley discuss part 1 of The Valley season 3 reunion - "Jesse's Girl". (12:30)
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Published: Aug 6, 2026Duration: 1h 4m 7s
I Pronounce Thee to Be, Mr. And Mrs. McBee (The McBee Dynasty S3 E8 Recap)
Amy and Riley share their thoughts on this week's wonderful episode of The McBee Dynasty (season 3, episode 8) - "Kacie in the Chapel". (4:55)
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Published: Aug 4, 2026Duration: 1h 7m 34s
Real Housewives of Carmella (RHOC S20 E4 Recap)
Amy and Riley squeeze the remaining juice out of this week's episode of The Real Housewives of Orange County (season 20, episode 4) - "The Friend In A Box Game". (9:25)
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Published: Jul 31, 2026Duration: 57m 13s
The Return of Stassi Schroeder (House of Stassi S1 Premiere Recap)
Amy and Riley discuss the season 1 premiere of House of Stassi.
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Published: Jul 31, 2026Duration: 1h 6m 27s
Nepo Dad (Next Gen NYC S2 E6 Recap)
Amy and Riley unpack this week's episode of Next Gen NYC (season 2, episode 6) - "The President of Nickelodeon". (13:05)
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Published: Jul 30, 2026Duration: 46m 45s
Interview with Count Bookula (The Valley S3 Finale Recap)
Amy and Riley discuss The Valley season 3 finale - "Boot the Bookos or Cut the Capernas". (10:55)
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Published: Jul 30, 2026Duration: 1h 16m 51s
How to Date an Entrepreneur (In The City S1 Reunion Pt. 2 Recap)
Amy and Riley recap the end of In The City season 1 (9:35) and debate whether or not Lindsay Hubbard has an iconic catchphrase on her hands with "the boyz".
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Published: Jul 29, 2026Duration: 55m 39s
Home Is Where the Antlers Hang (The McBee Dynasty S3 E7 Recap)
Amy and Riley share their thoughts on Christopher Nolan's new film, The Odyssey, and then recap this week's episode of The McBee Dynasty (season 3, episode 7) - "Who Will Be Home When The Bankers Call?" (26:10)
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Published: Jul 28, 2026Duration: 1h 17m 51s
Patreon Teaser: The Inspiration for Tom Sandoval's Mustache
Ariana Madix reveals in the Season 10 premiere of Vanderpump Rules that she wanted Tom Sandoval to have a Top Gun: Maverick summer and grow a mustache.
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Published: Jul 27, 2026Duration: 5m 6s
El Regreso de Las Tres Amigas (RHOC S20 E3 Recap)
Amy and Riley have a frank conversation about this week's episode of The Real Housewives of Orange County (season 20, episode 3) - "Greyson's Manner". (9:25)
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Published: Jul 24, 2026Duration: 1h 8m 13s
Disappointed in Doute (The Valley S3 E17 Recap)
Amy and Riley discuss this week's episode of The Valley (season 3, episode 17) - "Kentucky Zack". (17:50)
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Published: Jul 23, 2026Duration: 1h 16m 45s
The Depths of Brooklyn (Next Gen NYC S2 E5 Recap)
Amy and Riley unpack this week's episode of Next Gen NYC (season 2, episode 5) - "The Chocolate Mountain Rocky Horror Hour". (6:30)
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Published: Jul 23, 2026Duration: 56m 51s