
Help I Sexted My Boss
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In Help I Sexted My Boss, manners meets mayhem! Two wildly different worlds collide as William Hanson and Jordan North take on the hilarious challenges of modern life. Expect laugh-out-loud stories, brutally honest moments, and a friendship that’s as unlikely as it is unfiltered. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Episodes(40 episodes)
Season 2026 - Episode 25
Help I’ve Never Shaved My Pubes | And Jordan’s Buckfast Regret
The boys are back on the bus leaving the bonnie streets of Glasgow for the nostalgic sights of Manchester. Jordan is regretting getting overly excited with a half pint of Buckfast, while William is regretting agreeing to let Producer Ben read the dilemmas - even if it means saving himself from feeling carsick. After getting over Ben's monotone voice, they tackle your dilemmas involving accidentally sexting your barber and how to shave your pubes for the first time.If you want to get involved you can email us, and for more Sexted fun sign up to...
Published: Mar 31, 2026Duration: 40m 32s
Season 2026 - Episode 24
What’s A Gummer?! | And Backstage at Wembley Arena
Jordan has got the results from another of his "classic" polls, and this time it's about urinating. Meanwhile, William reveals a magically embarrassing reason for missing out on seeing the Grand Canyon as a child. The boys also respond to your correspondence on being too old for oral sex and reveal the gifts they got each other from a service station.If you want to get involved you can email us, and for more Sexted fun sign up to our free VIG&Diva newsletter. You can follow us and DM on Instagram and TikTok, and watch...
Published: Mar 27, 2026Duration: 21m 18s
Season 2026 - Episode 23
Help I Used Dirty Loo Roll | And We’re On The TOUR BUS!
The boys are on tour and behaving badly at the back of the bus! Jordan won't stop telling the WAGs off and William's making production crew give up their bunks for his personal belongings. But in between the horse anecdotes and train terrors, there's always time for your dilemmas, which include whether it's okay to sleep with your child's teacher or use someone's dirty toilet paper.If you want to get involved you can email us, and for more Sexted fun sign up to our free VIG&Diva newsletter. You can follow us and DM on...
Published: Mar 24, 2026Duration: 31m 44s
Season 2026 - Episode 22
Old People Foreplay | And Nostalgic LADS Mags
After William got a telling-off from Jordan for being too old to use certain emojis, the boys are back to debating all the things we're too old to do - and why some things are better when you're older! There's also plenty of discussion on lads' mags, seeing ghosts and why metal detectorists give William the ick.If you want to get involved you can email us, and for more Sexted fun sign up to our free VIG&Diva newsletter. You can follow us and DM on Instagram and TikTok, and watch the latest episode every...
Published: Mar 20, 2026Duration: 32m 10s
Season 2026 - Episode 21
Help He Slaps His Mum’s Bum | And Jordan’s The Star ⭐️
As soon as the boys entered the studio, an argument erupted after Jordan found out William and Producer Ben had been invading his happy place (the gym). There’s also a selection of dilemmas that will be sure to go down in Sexted folklore regarding jam jars, slapping bums, and farts.If you want to get involved you can email us, and for more Sexted fun sign up to our free VIG&Diva newsletter. You can follow us and DM on Instagram and TikTok, and watch the latest episode every Tuesday and Friday on YouTube.<br...
Published: Mar 17, 2026Duration: 52m 17s
Season 2026 - Episode 20
William's Masc?! | And Jolly Joke Surprise
Jordan has noticed something unusually ‘masculine’ about William that he’s been too scared to mention until now, while William has arranged a little Mother’s Day surprise for Jordan’s Jolly Joke. The boys also discuss their favourite names and Northern girls at weddings.If you want to get involved you can email us, and for more Sexted fun sign up to our free VIG&Diva newsletter. You can follow us and DM on Instagram and TikTok, and watch the latest episode every Tuesday and Friday on YouTube.Help I Sexted My Boss is pr...
Published: Mar 13, 2026Duration: 28m 10s
Season 2026 - Episode 19
Help His Allergy Gives Me The Ick | And William Needs To Grow Up
Jordan is over the moon after getting the call-up to the England team for Soccer Aid, while William is facing the reality that it might be time to stop living his 20s in his 30s and grow up! Plus, the boys solve your modern-day dilemmas regarding when it’s appropriate to reveal your private train collection to a date, and whether having a nut allergy can be considered an ‘ick’.If you want to get involved you can email us, and for more Sexted fun sign up to our free VIG&Diva newsletter. You can follow us and...
Published: Mar 10, 2026Duration: 42m 8s
Season 2026 - Episode 18
William Ruined Jordan’s Birthday | And High-Maintenance Boys
There’s fallout from Jordan’s birthday after William let a key part of the weekend slip through his carefully manicured fingers. There are also heated discussions about Blue Peter badges, Paddington Bear and the revelation that William has NEVER had a KFC.If you want to get involved you can email us, and for more Sexted fun sign up to our free VIG&Diva newsletter. You can follow us and DM on Instagram and TikTok, and watch the latest episode every Tuesday and Friday on YouTube.Help I Sexted My Boss is pres...
Published: Mar 6, 2026Duration: 34m 29s
Season 2026 - Episode 17
Help I’ve Been Probed In The Wrong Hole | And Jordan’s Got A Swell On
The boys are having a tough time lately. Jordan’s still recovering from having his wisdom teeth removed and is drooling everywhere, whilst William has ‘misplaced’ his passport - and it’s really not the sort of admin he wants to be dealing with right now. There are also plenty of dilemmas to tackle, including how to tell your mum her wedding outfit is horrible and what you should do when you get probed in the wrong hole.If you want to get involved you can email us, and for more Sexted fun sign up to our free...
Published: Mar 3, 2026Duration: 45m 23s
Season 2026 - Episode 16
He Unfollowed ME? | And Jordan’s Got The Itch
From the reason you unfollowed them to the words you've always mispronounced, there's plenty of your responses that give William and Jordan a giggle. There's also time for Jordan to revealing all about his chest and William's not happy about your birthday posts.
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Published: Feb 27, 2026Duration: 28m 6s
Season 2026 - Episode 15
Help I’m Not Charging Mum’s Vibrator | And William is HIGH Maintenance
Who's more high maintenance out of our favourite podcast pair? The boys can't quite decide in the studio as tensions run high, though they do love each other really. Elsewhere Jordan prepares to have his wisdom teeth pulled out, a G&Diva's mum has an unexpected battery-changing request and EPB shares an embarrassing story from a session in the gym - except he wasn't the one left embarrassed!
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Published: Feb 24, 2026Duration: 43m 36s
Season 2026 - Episode 14
Jordan FAINTS | And Sushi With Half Pints
There are a few things that stress Jordan out: to-do lists, unread messages, a missing dressing gown belt. But you’ll never guess the reason that made Jordan FAINT! The boys also cover their big plans for Jordan’s birthday and why Producer Ben is the Voldemort of Help I Sexted My Boss.
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Published: Feb 20, 2026Duration: 28m 11s
Season 2026 - Episode 13
Help There’s A Fishy Smell | And William Gets Chintzy
We’ve all been there. You’re trying to live your best life. Be the best version of yourself. Eat right. Sleep right. Exercise daily. But life has a cruel way of turning all your efforts against you. It’s just not very often that it manifests as you smelling like rotten fish. If that makes no sense, don’t worry - William and Jordan will explain all! Plus, the boys discuss whether you should ever get married on a Thursday and give some tips on how to answer the phone.
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Published: Feb 17, 2026Duration: 45m 17s
Season 2026 - Episode 12
Who’s The CAMPEST?! | And Taking Advantage Of Jordan
Jordan reveals the results from his latest ‘Jordan’s North Poll’ on towels and the G&Diva’s have inundated us with their most BORING work chats they’ve ever had. We also find out the meaning of the phrase ‘Burnley Wallet’ and the boys have a heated discussion over which one of them is the campest.If you want to get involved you can email us, and for more Sexted fun sign up to our free VIG&Diva newsletter. You can follow us and DM on Instagram and TikTok, and watch the latest episode every Tuesday and Fr...
Published: Feb 13, 2026Duration: 25m 50s
Season 2026 - Episode 11
Help He’s Got A P*ss Lolly | And Roleplaying As Old Ladies
Every now and again, we receive a very specific kind of dilemma that stops us mid-sentence. Your watermelon dilemmas. Your shoebox dilemmas. Your WOLFBAGGING dilemmas. Well, we’ve got another one to add to the list!The boys also discuss the differences between buying a Chinese takeaway in the North and South and have a go roleplaying as old ladies.If you want to get involved you can email us, and for more Sexted fun sign up to our free VIG&Diva newsletter. You can follow us and DM on Instagram and TikTok, an...
Published: Feb 10, 2026Duration: 43m 18s
Season 2026 - Episode 10
Is Slapping Bums Butch? | And Jordan’s Got A Surprise…
Around the world, William’s new sofa has been dividing opinion - and Jordan has planned an intervention to settle whether it’s hideous or not. That’s not the only surprise Jordan has in store, though, as he makes a strange admission about his views on bottom slapping. The boys also respond to your messages about which sport William would be most likely to turn professional in, and share a tanning bed story that will make you look at socks very differently forever.If you want to get involved you can email us, and for more S...
Published: Feb 6, 2026Duration: 35m 10s
Season 2026 - Episode 9
Help How Long Should I Give Fellatio? | And William Sees His First Fanny
Jordan’s been making brownies lately that have been so good even the local wildlife are wanting in on the action. Meanwhile, it’s a historic day for William as he is shown his first (and likely last) fanny. The boys also help with your dilemmas involving cleaning towels, lying about liking gifts, and how long is ‘too long’ to spend on fellatio?If you want to get involved you can email us, and for more Sexted fun sign up to our free VIG&Diva newsletter. You can follow us and DM on Instagram and TikTok, and watc...
Published: Feb 3, 2026Duration: 43m 43s
Season 2026 - Episode 8
Eating WHAT In BED!? | And William’s Got The ICK
The boys are getting nostalgic over old phones and Jordan claims that he was ‘one of the first people’ in the UK to have a Netflix account. There’s also plenty more correspondence about what YOU like to eat in bed and William is really starting to get the ick with Jordan.If you want to get involved you can email us, and for more Sexted fun sign up to our free VIG&Diva newsletter. You can follow us and DM on Instagram and TikTok, and watch the latest episode every Tuesday and Friday on YouTube....
Published: Jan 30, 2026Duration: 30m 12s
Season 2026 - Episode 7
Help I Don't Know Where To POO | And William's In The DOG HOUSE
The boys are feeling very butch today. William’s been getting handy around the house, and Jordan is showing off his darts prowess. The boys also tackle YOUR dilemmas, including using a phone mid-stream at the urinals and which toilet you should use when doing a number two at a friend’s house.If you want to get involved you can email us, and for more Sexted fun sign up to our free VIG&Diva newsletter. You can follow us and DM on Instagram and TikTok, and watch the latest episode every Tuesday and Friday on YouT...
Published: Jan 27, 2026Duration: 46m 54s
Season 2026 - Episode 6
Europeans LOVE To Get Their B*llocks Out | And The Weirdest Places YOU’VE Listened To Us
William and Jordan discuss your stories involving wild delivery drivers, unexpected moments of nudity, and whether it’s ever OK to wear pyjamas when going to a drive-thru. Plus, they hear from some G&Divas who want to know whether your 20s or your 30s are better - and whether a strange rumour about Jordan is actually true.If you want to get involved you can email us, and for more Sexted fun sign up to our free VIG&Diva newsletter. You can follow us and DM on Instagram and TikTok, and watch the latest episode ev...
Published: Jan 23, 2026Duration: 28m 37s