Help I Sexted My Boss

The boys have been bumping into each other at the gym - and one of them is NOT happy about it. Jordan reveals he’s been doing something unusual in bed, which turns out to be very tragic, and William has been sent a thesis that’s right up his street. Plus, the boys tackle your modern-day dilemmas involving umbrella etiquette, laundry duty, and answering difficult questions from teenage boys.If you want to get involved you can email us, and for more Sexted fun sign up to our free VIG&Diva newsletter. You can follow us a...

What’s the correct way to eat a curry? Is Jordan a ‘modern’ bloke? Does Guinness actually taste good with Dubonnet? The boys answer all this and more - PLUS discuss your weirdest gifts and the times your parents have completely upstaged you.If you want to get involved you can email us, and for more Sexted fun sign up to our free VIG&Diva newsletter. You can follow us and DM on Instagram and TikTok, and watch the latest episode every Tuesday and Friday on YouTube.Help I Sexted My Boss is presen...

William reveals he’s just had the worst hangover of his life, but luckily for him, Jordan has a foolproof method for overcoming it. The boys also tackle your modern-day dilemmas, including delivering to people still in their underwear, TV chatters, and what to do when you’ve inherited the ashes of someone’s pet dog.If you want to get involved you can email us, and for more Sexted fun sign up to our free VIG&Diva newsletter. You can follow us and DM on Instagram and TikTok, and watch the latest episode every Tuesday and Fr...

What do you think 2026 has in store for William and Jordan? What have you been up to during Gooch Week? What does Jordan recommend you NOT do with a Wotsit? We have all the answers - plus an incredibly crude joke from William (trust us… it’s WILD).If you want to get involved you can email us, and for more Sexted fun sign up to our free VIG&Diva newsletter. You can follow us and DM on Instagram and TikTok, and watch the latest episode every Tuesday and Friday on YouTube.Help I Se...

The boys are back and fully refreshed after their festive break! William has started a new diary, and Jordan has received a new present that has everyone feeling a bit creeped out. They also tackle your dilemmas involving throwing parties for family members you don’t like, and what to do when your phone autocorrects your sick note in a sexual way.If you want to get involved you can email us, and for more Sexted fun sign up to our free VIG&Diva newsletter. You can follow us and DM on Instagram and TikTok, and wa...

It’s the most magical time of the year! And what better way to celebrate than waking up in bed next to your best friend for a good old Fistmas frolic. So get cosy and join the boys under the covers for presents, messages from Sexted royalty, and festive dilemmas. Plus, Jordan introduces William to a Dutch oven. Merry Christmas!If you want to get involved you can email us, and for more Sexted fun sign up to our free VIG&Diva newsletter. You can follow us and DM on Instagram and TikTok, and watch the la...

Jordan is really taking his co-creative director role for the upcoming tour seriously now, and his creative juices are leaking everywhere. While the rest of the team try to mop up and harness the power of the Jordan ideas machine into a poll about hummus, the boys test their knowledge on classic TV theme tunes and William reveals his favourite alternative word for semen.If you want to get involved you can email us, and for more Sexted fun sign up to our free VIG&Diva newsletter. You can follow us and DM on Instagram and...

What is Jordan’s favourite TV snack? What was William’s favourite TV show as a child? Who will make into the exclusive list of William and Jordan’s top TV shows of 2025? All will be revealed! The boys also answer your TV related dilemmas regarding people who can’t stop themselves revealing spoilers and how to tell your partner you’d really like to watch that saucy swinging show again.If you want to get involved you can email us, and for more Sexted fun sign up to our free VIG&Diva newsletter. You can follow us...

The Christmas break is fast approaching, and Jordan has a HUGE surprise lined up for William, though he isn’t exactly thrilled about it. Meanwhile, Jordan is deep in his creative era, coining his own life-improving abbreviations like JOMO and ASIH.The boys also dive into your dilemmas, including what to do with all your stationery when you move house, and how to throw your parents off the scent when you’re planning a ‘naughty’ sleepover.If you want to get involved you can email us, and for more Sexted fun sign up to our f...

Not satisfied with the traditional ‘agony aunts’ tag line, you have come up with some hilarious (and slightly offensive) alternative names for William and Jordan. The boys also review the most iconic songs in musical theatre, the ins and outs of Viagra (no pun intended) and finish off with a large helping of Dick (Van Dyke) chat.If you want to get involved you can email us, and for more Sexted fun sign up to our free VIG&Diva newsletter. You can follow us and DM on Instagram and TikTok, and watch the latest episode every Tues...

William is on a mission to ban queuing in pubs - and Jordan is outraged! The boys also discuss the BEST TV theme tunes of all time, whether it’s ever OK to use a spoon you’ve found in the bin, and they help with a dilemma involving a flannel and ‘man porridge’.If you want to get involved you can email us, and for more Sexted fun sign up to our free VIG&Diva newsletter. You can follow and DM on Instagram and TikTok, and watch the latest episode every Tuesday and Friday on YouTube...

It’s the opening day of Jordan’s Ad Agency, and the work is already flying in! Can Jordan come up with catchy marketing ideas for luxury dressing-gown belts, decorative shower mushrooms, and extra-large “beer” racks? The boys also dive into your most embarrassing sleep activities and the weird family habits that no one else could possibly understand.If you want to get involved you can email us, and for more Sexted fun sign up to our free VIG&Diva newsletter. You can follow us and DM on Instagram and TikTok, and watch the latest episode every Tu...

The Christmas decorations in the Sexted studio are finally up (much to William’s utter dismay), and the festive vibes are STRONG. Jordan is busy deciding which meat he’d like in his mouth on Christmas Day, and William is slowly coming to terms with the fact that not everyone’s childhood Christmas tree looked quite like his. The boys also tackle your dilemmas involving wine pairing etiquette, giving souvenirs as presents, and accidentally defecating on holiday.If you want to get involved you can email us, and for more Sexted fun sign up to our VIG&Di...

Some BIG questions are on the table this week. What’s the most iconic song in musical theatre? How smelly was Henry VIII? And what exactly did Jordan nearly do with Jon Sopel? All will be revealed! The boys also dive into your correspondence, tackling dream jobs, correct tie lengths and more.If you want to get involved you can email us, and for more Sexted fun sign up to our VIG&Diva newsletter here. You can follow on Instagram and TikTok, and watch episodes every Tuesday and Friday on YouTube.Help I Se...

William is finally ready to unveil the secret Sexted Christmas card design he’s been working on - and Jordan can’t decide whether to be angry or flattered. The boys also tackle a whole host of your modern-day dilemmas, including whether you should tell your partner you’ve been using 'sexual enhancers', whether 'slanking' is common behaviour, and the many perils of committing 'flatcest'.If you want to get involved you can email us, and for more Sexted fun sign up to our free VIG&Diva newsletter. You can follow and DM on Instagram and TikTok...

William and Jordan catch up on a brimming inbox and postbag, with some classic Northern parenting quotes and outrageous tales from the wild world of PAs and EAs. William's also got some very strong opinions on cheese boards, and Jordan's getting ready to sign a mountain of Christmas cards.If you want to get involved you can email us, and for more Sexted fun sign up to our free VIG&Diva newsletter. You can follow us and DM on Instagram and TikTok, and watch the latest episode every Tuesday and Friday on YouTube....

After William gets a stern telling-off for indulging in a midday martini, Jordan reveals some toilet behaviour that might just mark his lowest point yet. The boys then tackle your dilemmas regarding how soon is ‘too soon’ to bring your own tea into work, sharing your holiday pics with friends and restaurant vermin.If you want to get involved you can email us, and for more Sexted fun sign up to our free VIG&Diva newsletter. You can follow us and DM on Instagram and TikTok, and watch the latest episode every Tuesday and Friday on YouT...

Jordan has made another demand (we think a theme is developing here) and this time it was for some AI contributions to see if his job is really under threat. So please welcome the newest member to team Sexted… JI! As well as putting JI through its paces the boys discuss what it means to be a gentleman and hear an enlightening story from the streets of Berlin.If you want to get involved you can email us, and for more Sexted fun sign up to our free VIG&Diva newsletter. You can follow us and DM...

Jordan made a request for more dilemmas involving poo, and what Jordan wants, Jordan gets! Before the boys realise the ‘sh*t-suation’ they’ve found themselves in, there’s plenty of chat about northern parenting, Drag Race UK, and William becoming Jordan’s PA.If you want to get involved you can email us, and for more Sexted fun sign up to our free VIG&Diva newsletter. You can follow and DM on Instagram and TikTok, and watch episodes every Tuesday and Friday on YouTube.Help I Sexted My Boss is presented by William Ha...

William has started an online feud with a prominent TikToker and Jordan’s not doing anything to make it better. The boys also discuss what your Sexted nicknames would be and which spirit animals best define William and Jordan.If you want to get involved you can email us, and for more Sexted fun sign up to our free VIG&Diva newsletter. You can follow us and DM on Instagram and TikTok, and watch the latest episode every Tuesday and Friday on YouTube.Help I Sexted My Boss is presented by William Hanson an...