Asmongold Got An Ultimatum From His GF: The Internet Is Largely On Board

Asmongold has a girlfriend — and she handed him a list of ultimatums.

In this episode of Based Camp, Malcolm and Simone break down Kai’Sa’s demands (clean the “contaminated” room, shower every other day, get the shorter haircut, cut the sugar) and explain why the majority of the nerd-right actually supports them.

Is this domestication… or a woman who actually wants him healthy, functional, and capable of having the family he says he wants?

We go through every confirmed demand, compare it to how real long-term partnerships work, talk s**t tests vs. genuine...