The Greatest Movie Ever Made

It's the return of everyone' s favorite Horrorthon Tradition as Tony Moschetti makes his auspicious return to the podcast to talk shlock as we dive into Frank Henenlotter's secretly woke trashterpiece FRANKENHOOKER! Tons of people explode, there's a whole lot of severed heads, and everyone's favorite chain-smoking horror movie mom makes an appearance-- what's not to love? And more importantly, could Frankenhooker possibly be The Greatest Movie Ever Made?Frankenhooker (1990) is directed by Frank Henenlotter and stars James Lorinz, Patty Mullen, Charlotte Kemp, Louise Lasser, and Joseph Gonzalez.Music: “Fractals” by Kyle Case...

ONE BY ONE WE WILL TAKE YOU. This week we return to the Evil Dead franchise with the Fede Álvarez remake of Raimi's goop-tacular classic. It may be bleaker, grimier, and nastier than its predecessors, but does this gorefest have what it takes to join the hallowed halls of The Greatest Movie Ever Made? Or will it be banished to hell along with Sean Connery? Plus: what if Dracula was a gun enthusiast? All this and more as TGMEM-iversary 3: Halloween Horrorthon 4: The Final Chapter marches on! Evil Dead (2013) is directed by Fede Álvarez and st...

TGMEMiversary and Halloween Horrorthon simultaneously kick off this week with a milestone episode covering Tobe Hooper's slasher masterpiece (slashterpiece?) THE TEXAS CHAIN SAW MASSACRE. It's a nice long chat this week as we dive into the many grimy nooks and crannies and examine this movie's ties to Vietnam, Ed Gein, factory farming, and... Attack of the Clones? Ok, we maybe get off topic once or twice, but it wouldn't be Episode 150 of our show if we didn't.The Texas Chain Saw Massacre (1974) is directed by Tobe Hooper and stars Marilyn Burns, Paul A. Partain, Edwin Neal, Jim...

It's fall and there's a chill in the air so grab your coziest sweater and snuggle up close with your life-sized silicone sex doll for a romantic night listening to us chat about LARS AND THE REAL GIRL! We promise to try to be mature about this because the movie is honestly very sweet. We barely even talk about Fleshlights at all! Lars and the Real Girl (2007) is directed by Craig Gillespie and stars stars Ryan Gosling, Emily Mortimer, Paul Schneider, Kelli Garner, and Patricia Clarkson.Music: “Fractals” by Kyle...

All hail Harry Dean God Damn Stanton! This week, David and Justus are talking about John Carroll Lynch's directorial debut, LUCKY. A hell of a movie for lovers of Guys With Faces, this picture also contains a lot of existential musings and a LOT of smoking. Mix yourself a Bloody Maria, light up an American Spirit and tune in to this week's episode of The Greatest Movie Ever Made! Lucky (2017) is directed by John Carroll Lynch and stars and starring Harry Dean Stanton, David Lynch, Ron Livingston, Ed Begley Jr., Tom Skerritt, Barry Shabaka...

Well, gang, it's the 25th anniversary of one of the worst tragedies in American history so you know David and Justus are gonna be extra respectful on this one! Or at least they'll be as respectful as Charlie Sheen and Martin Guigui were when they cooked up the misguided 9/11 chamber drama about 4 characters and 1 ill-defined Russian supermodel getting stuck in an elevator. Is this movie as bad as it sounds? Only one way to find out. Time to fasten your seatbelt as we lift off for another episode of The Greatest Movie Ever Made!9/11 (2017...

Whodunnit? David and Justus, in the podcast studio, with the microphones! That's right, today we're tackling cult classic camp comedy CLUE (1985). David and Justus attempt to give a respectful send-off to the legendary Tim Curry this week, but get sidetracked by a lengthy discussion about the ample cleavage on display in this film. Real classy, fellas!Clue (1985) is directed by Jonathan Lynn and stars Eileen Brennan, Tim Curry, Madeline Kahn, Christopher Lloyd, Michael McKean, Martin Mull and Lesley Ann Warren.Music: “Fractals” by Kyle Casey and White Bat Audio

This week David and Justus have chosen to cover The Book of Henry. May God have mercy on their souls. The Book of Henry (2017) is directed by Colin Trevorrow and stars Naomi Watts, Jaeden Martell, Jacob Tremblay, Sarah Silverman, Lee Pace, Maddie Ziegler, and Dean Norris.Music: “Fractals” by Kyle Casey and White Bat Audio

David and Justus close the casket on the lost episode of THX 1138 and piss on its grave by covering the only movie to mash up trucking, arm-wrestling, a terrible kid performance, and Sylvester Stallone. It’s an 80s film that could only come from the bizarre dream factory of the Cannon Group, and the boys are here to push it to the limit and winner takes it all through every cheesy montage, cliche, and awesomely bad moment from Over The Top! And for real, David hates this kid performance.Over the Top (1987) is directed by...

No episode this week because I am a big stupid dumb dumb who messed up the recording.- JustusNext week Over the Top starring Sly Stallone

David's out this week, so Justus has tagged in past guest Audrey Young to fill the host's seat and she brought some thrills and chills with her in the form of the 2007 vampire flick 30 Days of Night! Without David there's 80% less film knowledge and 200% more ADHD rambling, but Justus and Audrey still manage to get into the nitty gritty of this frozen gorefest. Hear them swoon over how dreamy Josh Hartnett is and puzzle over why Ben Foster is talking like that. All this and more on The Greatest Movie Ever Made?30 Days of...

Oh no! That dastardly Thing is creeping around another Antarctic outpost, and this time he’s a CGI abomination! Tune in to hear the highs and many, many lows of this studio-mutilated prequel to Carpenter’s most legendary horror film. The Thing (2011) is directed by Matthijs van Heijningen Jr. and stars Mary Elizabeth Winstead, Joel Edgerton, Ulrich Thomsen, Eric Christian Olsen, and Adewale Akinnuoye-AgbajeMusic: “Fractals” by Kyle Casey and White Bat Audio

Rob Zombie makes his second appearance on the show as the boys dig through the ditches of his Hellbilly Deluxified take on Michael Myers. For the first time, explore the difficult upbringing that turned a sweet little boy into a killer in a Shatner mask. Can Zombie and his cast of horror character actors create a unique Halloween film worthy of the franchise’s legacy or is he just another Carpenter Copycat?Halloween (2007) is directed by Rob Zombie and stars Malcolm McDowell, Scout Taylor-Compton, Tyler Mane, Brad Dourif, and Sheri Moon ZombieMusic: “Fractals” by Kyle C...

Join the boys as they snuggle up with Ethan Hawke, Larry Fishburne, and the hot chick from The Sopranos for a snowy siege in this remake of John Carpenter’s action classic. Also, John Leguizamo makes a startling reappearance and the boys still haven’t gotten over The Pest. Grab a smoke, hunker down, and take aim at this new episode!Assault on Precinct 13 (2005) is directed by Jean Francois Richet and stars Ethan Hawke, Laurence Fishburne, Gabriel Byrne, Maria Bello, and Drea de MatteoMusic: “Fractals” by Kyle Casey and White Bat Audio

David has taken the reins of the podcast for the month and is subjecting Justus to remakes of John Carpenter classics. We’re kicking things off with The Fog, a spooky seaside tale given a mid-2000s update in all the wrong ways. The Horror Master is taking a break this month and cashing checks. It’s Carpenter Copycats!The Fog (2005) is directed by Rupert Wainwright and stars Tom Welling, Maggie Grace, Selma Blair, DeRay Davis, and Kenneth WalshMusic: “Fractals” by Kyle Casey and White Bat Audio

It’s 4th of July, dipshits! Justus and David are celebrating all the things that make America the greatest country in the world: barbecues, ballgames, kicking the British in the nuts 250 years ago, and Nicolas goddamn Cage. Wrap your lips around a hot dog and join the boys for a whitewashed, sanitized, Disney friendly adventure through American history. Just ignore all the slavery and genocide committed by the Founding Fathers and you might just find a real treasure of an episode waiting to be discovered!National Treasure (2004) is directed by Jon Turtletaub and stars Nicolas Cage, Diane Kr...

David and Justus are sucking in their guts and smoothing out their wrinkles this week as they dive into the zany horror-comedy cult classic DEATH BECOMES HER! The star-studded cast and wacky body horror is sure to delight the boys, but will they drink the potion that gives this flick eternal life in the hallowed halls of the TGMEM canon? Or will Zemeckis's first film on the podcast take a header down a long flight of stairs? Most importantly of all, what comes up when do a Rule 34 search for this movie? Twist your neck back into place and...

HOO-AH! Al Pacino makes his illustrious debut on The Greatest Movie Ever Made this week in the color-drenched comic book noir DICK TRACY! Warren Beatty's ego knows no bounds as he unleashes a profoundly weird creative vision, complete with a bunch of character actors caked in prosthetics and a smokin' hot Madonna. Will David and Justus hop on the Beatty train and delight in this phantasmagoric thrill ride? Or does the "more is more" approach of this picture end up sinking it like a pair of cement shoes? Find out on The Greatest Movie Ever Made!Dick...

This is a free preview of the full episode, which can be found on our Bandcamp page here! You can pay-what-you-wish to download the episode there!David and Justus are trying out something a little different with their first-ever installment of a potentially recurring side show: TV Party! The inaugural episode finds them unraveling the tangled web of David Lynch's surreal experimental masterpiece Twin Peaks: The Return. Pour some damn fine coffee, pick up a box of donuts, and settle in for this super-sized chat about one of the strangest television events in history!Music: “Fr...

With the horrors of The Pest safely in the rear view, Justus and David turn their eyes toward the cosmos. The notorious Roland Emmerich has cooked up some wacky sci-fi hijinks with ancient aliens and space Egyptians, and all this will surely make for a better movie than what the boys had to endure last week. Drink seven beers, practice your bad Ray Winstone impression for some reason, and join Kurt Russell and James Spader to discover the wonders beyond the Stargate.Stargate (1994) is directed by Roland Emmerich and stars James Spader, Kurt Russell, Jaye Davidson, Viveca...