The Morning Blitz

Would you vacation with your son's girlfriend's family without having met them?Oli Sykes from Bring Me The Horizon has a concussionBeware of a new scam that will steal your fingerprintsDoes anyone really have a wedding for their fifth marriage?The NFL Schedule for 2026

Separate bedrooms and separate bathroomsWho has the worst fans in pop culture?Meijer is adding the letter S to their name since everyone says it anywayTell us the odd living situation you are inScientific studies that were completely unnecessary

Kelly Quinn is back from vacation and all is right in the world againGoose finds more misheard lyricsHarry Baals may be getting a building named after himWhen you find a movie or TV show emulating your lifeThe best fads of the 90s

Comedian, Ian Bagg, stops by ahead of his weekend at the FunnyboneTell us what made your kid lose it and completely cry their heart outA listener calls in and helps us prank his momCould Hantavirus become the next pandemic?Things people do when they are alone

Tell us the earliest memory in life that you can recallThe CEO of Chipotle says if you need more food just ask for itWomen tell us what they would do if men disappeared for 24 hoursMore societal norms that are being ditched this yearMusic artists are getting blue dot fever

Goose is getting bombarded with texts from the Cologuard companyA listener got a custom Reds' jersey from his girlfriend and he refuses to wear itMen tell us what they would do if women disappeared for 24 hoursPeople in other countries are creeped out by great American smilesToys are back in cereal boxes, but they are on top and that is absurd

Goose had a couple of man moments that made him tingleTop guitar solos and the top played riffs at Guitar CenterTell us the moment you knew you were dating an idiotThere is a new trend of having soup for breakfast instead of cerealThe sporting event that literally gave you goosebumps

Huge rock bands without a Billboard #1 hit songSpirit Airlines just shutdown while people were waiting to flyWhen did you find yourself in a Fear Factor moment for real?The Christopher Columbus generation is in full effectChristian Slater is the younger version of Jack Nicholson

Steed or Weed? The name of a race horse or the name of a strain of weedYou have to follow some very strict rules if you want to go to MarsOur new metal song about $5 gasoline by Blitzhammer 614Tell us what you would put on your reverse bucket listAss Man and the Butt Nut

Facing forward or backward and other odd things we do in the showerNew cars may be coming with audio and video analysis to make sure you are being safeA text conversation between Goose and Nora gave us the Poop SongWords or phrases your toddler picked up and will not stop sayingThe new trend of fiber maxxing

80s rock albums that would be perfect if you removed one songGoose poked the bear by putting stamps on his wedding invitations crookedA dad is mad at his son's school's lack of common sense about prescription drugsGetting interrupted while you are watching your favorite TV showDo not have sex on the balcony of the cruise ship!

Tell us your desired super power, but with a conditionDid you ever end up on a second date with someone on accident?We taste test different water to see if we can tell a differenceThe best movies based on a true storyA woman used an 11 second clip to fake being at over 1800 work meetings

Don't get kidnapped, I have a tee time!The funny things that came out of the White House Correspondents' dinnerA.I. will now make your documents 'not perfect' so that they appear realTell us what everybody calls you for because you always have the answersThoughts from the NFL draft

Marijuana has officially been reduced to a schedule 3 drugThere are way too many parking spots designated for special conditionsPeople showed up to a naturalist event thinking it meant nudists would be thereA local Columbus floral shop has gone viral for all the wrong reasonsThe Subway slap heard round the world

A teacher should never hit a student, but once in awhile you understand whyComedian, Frank Caliendo, stops by ahead of his appearance at the Funny BoneYou might be living under the Cinderella Rule and not even realize itDave Grohl's doctor can't believe how great his vocal cords areDon't blow it for everyone

Have you ever removed the door from your kid's room because they wouldn't behave?Salmon and other fish in Sweden are acting odd due to ingesting cocaineTell us what outdated name you still call something byBands that got worse and bands that got better after losing a memberThe cost of condoms is about to go way up

Science explains why men turn into big babies when they get sickTell us your concrete self enforced rule when it comes to datingWe tried two new Oreo flavors for Taste Test TuesdayWe quiz Gen Z and Gen Alphas on old school thingsA bull fighter didn't care for a bull's horn shoved up his rear

Did your kid get in trouble at school but you were okay with it?Goose wants to know why a co-worker does not like himDid we really come from earth or were we originally dropped here?One airline will now provide bunk beds so you can sleep better on the planeGoose was mishearing lyrics again over the weekend

A waitress completely snapped at a Waffle House...have you ever snapped at work?You can make $180,000 per year by simply pooping a few times a weekLearn your fate with the Magical Coin of DestinyThe folks from Magnolia Thunderpussy stop by for Record Store DayYou can have a better figure if you would just get your ribs shaved down

A producer explains how fights broke out every week on the Jerry Springer showEveryone is a sucker for something...tell us what you just can't turn downWhat historical item do you wish you could own?Walmart is unhappy because people don't like to display their Great Value productsGoose drove 131 mph on 270 yesterday