The Morning Blitz

What is that one movie quote you would get a tattoo of?A mayor likes to run around with no pants on and will no longer be mayorWomen admit that they weigh themselves before and after they poopWe reenact drama from social media about the school bus stop You will need medical help if an eel ACCIDENTALLY crawls up your b-hole

We want to know the best "Yeahs" in songsA.I. can now run background checks on first dates or anyone you wantA mom wants to know if it's ok to flirt with a coach to help her daughter make the team?Everyday inconveniences that drive us crazyThe NFL season kicks off tonight

Goose got some great therapy at his wedding thanks to Thick Rick's wifeFlorida tourism wants to cross promote the state with GTA6, but they don't know the gamePeople at Goose's wedding were confused by the family dynamic here at the radio stationMake $10,000 per month as an icre cream taste tester for Snoop DoggThe greatest sci-fi movies of all time

Goose had to go have a chat with a salon manager and defend Nora's honorBuckeye Hall Of Fame legend, Jeff Logan, joins us to talk Ohio State footballWalgreens has come out with what may be the worst product everWe break out the mythical coin of destiny to find out how things will go for Goose's weddingOne man shows us why you should never go skydiving with cats

Big Bird went online and asked how everyone was doing and did not get a great responseGoose is over the wedding prep after his rehearsal dinner took 17 minutesWhat do people think they are really good at until they run into a professional?Should there ever be a guest at wedding that slept with the bride or the groom in the past?The serial butt sniffer is back at it again

What adult thing did you think you would never have to explain to an adult?Things that some women do just like a manBefore you decide to go to the Burning Man festival, you better check out the rulesWomen love to start relationships with prisoners and now we have the reasons whyAccording to Ranker.com, Ohio does not put off very good vibes

Wagers are now being placed on Goose's weddingGoose thinks it's cheating because Thick helped his friend with his fantasy football draftKids love chicken nuggets...what are chicken nuggets in other countries?Tell us when you got into a big fight with your significant other before a huge eventGoose asked his fiance for one last day at home by himself before their wedding

There was Goose with a broke down car off the road while in dire need of a bathroomVin Diesel tried to sing Dolly Parton and it did not go wellThe strangest laughs from people on the internetCompact discs are making a comebackObetz Mayor, Angela Kirk, stops by the show to talk Zucchini Fest

Police are catching on to burying contraband on festival groundsDue to a possible medical issue with his dog, Goose went golfingFlorida has a dicso chicken problemThe mom drama on social media is blowing up over OreogateWhat is romance and does your partner think you are romantic?

Our full interview with comedian Dusty Slay

Rice Crispies created a train wreck of a day for GooseWhen were you the victim or beneficiary of accidental nakedness?A man thinks it is crazy that his wife washes the dog bowl after every mealA weatherman has gone viral for out of control laughing during his forecastKelly was sure Goose was a commando guy

Deshaun Watson was the big news in Ohio and then Jed York said 'hold my beer'How did your kid get in trouble at school already?We want to know if you would eat at this particular restaurantSenior citizens are really enjoying their weed these daysTell us the rule that was created at your work specifically because of what someone did

A ridiculous 'Would You Rather?' that no one wants to answerTell us what you can no longer raw dog and actually have to prepare forGen Z is now telling millennials what isn't cool anymoreThick Rick was ready to run away from the Hollywood CasinoDarth Vader showed up a city council meeting

If 5 kindergarteners came at you every 30 seconds, how many could you take out?We tell you about a conversation and you tell us if it was with a person or A.I.We are headed to Hollywood Casino for Goose's bachelor party tomorrowTell us which of these things just simply should not existWhat specialized insurance do you have to have for your business?

What a Gen Xer wants in order to get him to attend concerts againA teacher established a fart corner in her classroom complete with a signInsults in other countries that are superior to the United StatesIf you could set up a GoFundMe for anything, what would it be?Bluntman from the Gathering of the Juggalos has been arrested

A campaign wants people to seend their pee to cool data centersYou can't go online and say you are going to bomb Applebee'sBlitz Therapy: Her daughter is 19 and dating a 30 somethingWhat high school pranks were pulled on freshmen at your high school?Not realizing you just got stabbed or shot until someone else sees the blood

School starts this week...what is the best movie revolving around high school?Tell us the grossest thing you ever got on yourselfColumbia House is closing down the business after over 70 yearsThe four hosemen of a doomed relationshipDiscounts are great, but not when it comes to plastic surgery

Things get weird when local news people go off scriptAnimated videos of rock stars acting out their lyricsIs Thick Rick boring or is he just a simple kind of man?The strangest teams that Big 10 teams played against in the 1800sThe best states to visit if you are a swinger

Josh Homme takes Dave Grohl to Bass Pro Shops for the first time.Would you drink a liter of your spouse's bath water for $1,000?Funny insults that people don't realize are insultsGoose is very upset about the new Happy Meal topy at McDonald'sTell us who is on your concert bucket list

Should you have to reveal you are in a wheelchair before a first date?Tubi is loaded with movies that you have never seen beforeThere are people who will eat while sitting on the toiletChat GPT tries to help a woman get out of a whaleGoose is completely baffled by someone having a foot fetish