The Morning Blitz

The Morning Blitz

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The Morning Blitz is on 99.7 The Blitz LIVE from Columbus Ohio! Featuring Goose, Kelly, and Thick Rick! Listen to the podcast as Goose, Kelly, and Thick are Live & Local Every weekday from 6a-10am on WRKZ 99.7 The Blitz!

Episodes(40 episodes)

Season 4 - Episode 144
Dr. Amazon and FessHole - The Morning Blitz 8-12-26
He had a vasectomy behind his wife's back and she is pissedDr. Amazon might be one of the greatest services out thereWhat is the new asbestos that is killing us these days?Goose's crotch keeps causing the TSA scanner alarm to go offIf a cashier forgets to ring something up, do you say anything?
Published: Aug 12, 2026Duration: 1h 34m 3s
Season 4 - Episode 143
Drunk On Taste Tuesday and Hump A Rainbow - The Morning Blitz 8-11-26
Tell us what you were warned about, but you did it anywayA woman tries to hump a rainbow in her yardDo you preview a menu before going to the restaurant?Debate over vacationing to an old place or a new placeThe Great Bourbon Affair taste test
Published: Aug 11, 2026Duration: 1h 35m 37s
Season 4 - Episode 142
Shawn Wayans and Gummy Thoughts - The Morning Blitz 8-10-26
Shawn Wayans calls in ahead of his appearance at the Funny BoneGetting below fair market pay deserves below fair market effort in returnTell us how you benefit from getting around the rules of somethingYou have to be careful when you schedule events during football seasonSpending extra money on luxury things that are just not worth it
Published: Aug 10, 2026Duration: 1h 30m 54s
Season 4 - Episode 141
Letting Kids Win and Her Crazy Noises - The Morning Blitz 8-7-26
That terrible moment when you needed a bathroom in the worst wayDid you ever break up with somone because of crazy noises they made during sex?There is a new movie coming out called 'Wicker', and the women are all about itA debate on whether or not you should let your kids win at gamesYou can now go back to Blockbuster to rent a movie...virtually
Published: Aug 7, 2026Duration: 1h 28m 14s
Season 4 - Episode 140
A Dumb Debate and F My Life - The Morning Blitz 8-6-26
Goose discovered he likes to be the little spoonWho would win a fight between Jason Statham and Jean-Claude Van Damme in their prime?New extreme Texas Law banning weed vape pens is way over the topThe best punishment for finishing last in your fantasy football leagueMost unusual baby names of the past year
Published: Aug 6, 2026Duration: 1h 21m 4s
Season 4 - Episode 139
Family Lottery Drama and FessHole - The Morning Blitz 8-5-26
Goose created quite the smell through our buildingCelebrities who are suprisingly bad at their jobsWe read a crazy story from weird wide webA specific item at Chipotle is now making people sickThe new Buc-ee's in Huber Heights is not making any friends
Published: Aug 5, 2026Duration: 1h 29m 20s
Season 4 - Episode 138
Gross Spouse and Taste Test Tuesday - The Morning Blitz 8-4-26
What weird thing did a co-worker bring in to share in the breakroom?Gym bros are getting their protein from baby formula causing a shortage and high costsTell us the gross thing you did in front of or to your spouseA theater had to be evacuated during a showing of the new Spiderman movieStrange things people have to do for customers at their job
Published: Aug 4, 2026Duration: 1h 22m 54s
Season 4 - Episode 137
Sex At Work and Gummy Thoughts - The Morning Blitz 8-3-26
Tell us what you blurted out about someone and didn't know they could hear youA town finally got rid of 300,000 pounds of 20 year old fish sauce...so that's goodIf you got Cyclospora from Taco Bell, a class action lawsuit has begunA judge found himself guilty and fined himself the maximum penaltyHalf of all working people have had sex at work
Published: Aug 3, 2026Duration: 1h 7m 18s
Season 4 - Episode 136
One Bar Of Soap and a Timing Challenge - The Morning Blitz 7-31-26
Tell us what you currently possess that you shouldn't haveA grandfather is disappointed with his grandkids because they didn't party hard enoughYou have a family gathering at an AirBnB and everyone has to share one bar of soapHave you ever given or received a breakup gift?A policeman disguised as a bush busted 72 people driving on their phones in one day
Published: Jul 31, 2026Duration: 1h 24m 8s
Season 4 - Episode 135
Pig Dick Dinner and F My Life - The Morning Blitz 7-30-26
That awkward moment when you find out your ex is dating your new girlfriend's dadThings Gen X had to deal with as kids that would really frustrate kids todayDid you ever slap someone in the face or get slapped?What if your penis had its own soundboard?People would rather get no inheritance than go through all the junk when someone dies
Published: Jul 30, 2026Duration: 1h 28m 31s
Season 4 - Episode 134
Blitz Therapy and FessHole - The Morning Blitz 7-29-26
Rabid beavers are terrorizing New YorkersTell us where you your lost your kidThe most used men's and women's names in song historyBrides who only ask unattractive girls to be their bridemaidsWhen you find out your friends are cheating at the monthly poker game
Published: Jul 29, 2026Duration: 1h 27m 24s
Season 4 - Episode 133
Your Odd Skill and the Worst Mosh Pit - The Morning Blitz 7-28-26
We found the worst thing that ever happened in a mosh pitGoose's fiance wants to put their CashApp address under 'Just Married' on the car windowSomething you are very good at, but you don't talk about itTell us how a moving company screwed up your moveThe longest running rock bands that never broke up or went on hiatus
Published: Jul 28, 2026Duration: 1h 31m 30s
Season 4 - Episode 132
Mint Chill Dude Wipes and Gummy Thoughts - The Morning Blitz 7-27-26
Goose went all 'Get off my lawn' at Zoombezi BayWe were given Mint Chill Dude Wipes and our curiosity got the best of usPeople are now trying to get cyclospora on purpose so they can lose weightOne of the Island Boys was arrested here in ColumbusTell us how hard you spoil your pet
Published: Jul 27, 2026Duration: 1h 18m 5s
Season 4 - Episode 131
Christmas In July - The Morning Blitz 7-24-26
Our annual toy drive to benefit Nationwide Children's Hospital
Published: Jul 24, 2026Duration: 1h 14m 9s
Season 4 - Episode 130
Ride The Lie and F My Life - The Morning Blitz 7-23-26
Jimothy has become a national superstarTell us what specific food you could eat every single dayWhat lie was told about you in the past that you happily let continue?Reacting to someone having a serious conversation with themself in publicGuess the secret sound
Published: Jul 23, 2026Duration: 1h 25m 7s
Season 4 - Episode 129
A.I. Radio and FessHole - The Morning Blitz 7-22-26
Letting your young kid have a motorized vehicleA woman has gone viral for her itchy foot video on a cruiseWhat to do when you and your best friend's partner don't like each otherAn Oakland A's rookie kept playing through a crazy injuryA.I. radio personalities don't have emotions and it really shows
Published: Jul 22, 2026Duration: 1h 27m 39s
Season 4 - Episode 128
Naked On A Train and Pokemon Sex Toys - The Morning Blitz 7-21-26
Goose took his teenager out for his first driving lessonTell us what your ex ruined for youA new pregnant doll comes complete with C-section baby in amniotic sacGet the new Pokemon sex toys before they sell outAre you a fast walker or a slow walker and is it a relationship issue?
Published: Jul 21, 2026Duration: 1h 19m 46s
Season 4 - Episode 127
Family Secrets and Gummy Thoughts - The Morning Blitz 7-20-26
Would you marry a former bank robber?Tell us your legendary family secretThere are people who actually collect toenailsHiding drugs in every part of your bodyThe best sports nicknames of all time
Published: Jul 20, 2026Duration: 1h 15m 55s
Season 4 - Episode 126
Shaving Someone Else and Fesshole - The Morning Blitz 7-15-26
A listener is fed up with her man doing nothing but drinking everydayTell us why you shaved someone elseA new dating app plans your entire date out for youPolice were upset that Phish fans were doing drugs at the concertDon't Blow It For Everyone
Published: Jul 15, 2026Duration: 1h 25m 15s
Season 4 - Episode 125
Demolition Derbies and Old People Phrases - The Morning Blitz 7-14-26
Tell us what restaurant you ate at twice in one dayGoose and Thick Rick want to compete in a demolition derby at the county fairThe San Antonio Spurs play by play guy was fired, but should he have been?A real Florida man has sex with a vacuum on his front lawnWere you ever driving and left the ground Dukes of Hazzard style?
Published: Jul 14, 2026Duration: 1h 22m 51s