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Opie and Ron the Waiter roast NYC's brutal Arctic freeze while ice slabs choke the Hudson River, flu ravages families, and Ron rocks a Burt Reynolds bathrobe like it's red carpet. From Bills fans mourning another playoff choke (and linking it to Jessica Pegula's tennis exit) to basement bug freakouts and wild tangents on shredded climbers and sugar mamas, this episode delivers non-stop, no-holds-barred laughs and real-talk chaos. Download now, crank the volume, and join the unfiltered madness—your morning needs this level of savage fun.