Opie Radio

​Carl Ruiz brings in a $3,000 bottle of Pappy Van Winkle bourbon, but the high-end tasting takes an emotional turn. Carl breaks down while explaining his "Life to the Tilt" philosophy in a raw, hilarious, and legendary moment. Chris Distefano and Sherrod Small join the crew to talk shop on the greatest comedies of all time. 5/8Best and Last Year of Radio is a look back at Opie's last year of radio.

​Today on Opie Radio: The bizarre $20M Mount Everest "diarrhea scam" exposed, the $167M lottery winner who can't stop burgling, and the latest on the Artemis II moon mission. Plus, a heartfelt message to my friend Ron Bennington following his recent health announcement.

​What was supposed to be a quiet visit to my dad’s grave turned into a total mystery: my mom isn't there. We break down the confusion and the dark comedy of family secrets. Then, since it's April Fool's season, Ron the Waiter and I go deep on the legendary Opie and Anthony prank that shut down Boston. I walk you through exactly what happened the day we told the city the Mayor had died and the fallout that followed one of the biggest stunts in radio history. Plus, a little talk about Trump to round things out.

In this edition of The Best of the Last Year of Radio, the energy is off the rails. Theo Von calls into the Opie show from an airplane for the sole purpose of roasting Chris Distefano, leading to a legendary back-and-forth you have to hear to believe. Plus, Chris tells the wild story of the time his father forced him to "play disabled" at age 12 just to snag better seats at a Yankees game. We also look back at the late, great Carl Ruiz sharing his hilariously unfiltered take on attending the Kentucky Derby. 5/8

​Opie breaks down Joe Rogan’s sudden change of heart regarding the "MAGA" crowd. Why wait until now to call them "dorks" when he had the chance to say it to the face of the movement? Plus, the truth behind the viral "Kash Patel" dancing video, Australia’s apocalyptic red skies, and why your dog is obsessed with the Earth's magnetic field.​Topics include:​Joe Rogan’s Trump bandwagon moment.​The Kash Patel video debunked.​Cyclone-induced red skies in Australia.​The science of dog bathroom habits.

​Rob Schneider wants to reinstate the military draft for all 18-year-olds—Opie breaks down the "Deuce Bigalow" foreign policy and the complicated reality of the war with Iran. Plus, why Sean Penn ditched the Oscars for a war zone, the hilarious viral "Zoom Court" driving fail, and why retail businesses are officially desperate in 2026.​Watch on YouTube: https://youtube.com/live/bneiIk_DeA0?feature=share

Is this the most hated woman in America? Wait until you hear what she did to her roofers. Plus: Why people are paying to chill in COFFINS, a dude with a Trump tattoo gets deported (wait, what?), and Opie finds something 'illegal' on the beach. Live from the ocean!

Chris Rock at Obama's going away party at Whitehouse! We look at the tell all Obama book by ex lover! Wrong body in the coffin! Opie joined by Jim Florentine, Sherrod Small, Stuntbrain and Rich Vos 5/4

Opie Radio dives headfirst into Baseball Opening Day — why it costs a fortune now and why kids don’t love the game anymore — plus Ron’s insane curb couch score, Matthew McConaughey’s giant head on Jay Leno, and the hilarious mistakes that became everyday classics.Timestamps:00:00 – Ron’s free luxury curb couch & haunted chair from Astoria08:45 – Singing “Take Me Out to the Ball Game” for Opening Day12:30 – National Waffle Day is a 500-year Swedish mistake18:20 – Popeye spinach myth, potato chips born from spite, Doritos from Disney leftovers35:15 – Why baseball tickets are now insane ($400 for a family at Citi Field...

No Arms, No Legs, Cornhole Champ Murders FriendA quadruple amputee pro cornhole champion — the guy who’s actually good enough to get paid and compete on TV — just got charged with first-degree murder after allegedly shooting his friend point-blank in the passenger seat during an argument, then telling the guys in the back to help bury the body. Wildest story we’ve had in a while.Then we get into the rest:0:00 – Cable company rant + the legendary hairy dump technician story5:30 – Air Canada plane crash at LaGuardia: flight attendant Solange Tremblay gets ejected 330 feet still strapped in her jump...

Trump Iran ultimatum: bomb their energy grid or negotiate—then claims “good talks” for a 5-day pause. Iran: zero negotiations, touch us and the Strait of Hormuz closes. We break down the drama, suspicious Polymarket bets, and market chaos. Plus sugar headache from movie candy, Andre the Giant plane stories, LaGuardia crash (pilots dead), Project Hail Mary review.Timestamps:0:00 – Sugar headache & Project Hail Mary~15:00 – LaGuardia crash~25:00 – Trump Iran ultimatum~45:00 – Polymarket scandalsSubscribe for raw, unfiltered episodes on Trump Iran news and real talk.

Comedian Mark Normand explains why Amy Schumer gets a bad rap and talks aboout why he doesn't think stand up comedian Amy Schumer is not a joke thief. Opie is also joined by Rich Vos and Carl Ruiz.*** Best Last Year of Radio series is the last year of radio Opie ever did.

Relive this classic Opie Radio episode where Robert O'Neill, the SEAL who ended Osama bin Laden, breaks down the entire mission in gripping detail—from the helicopter crash to the final shots. Intense, personal, and unforgettable. Also in studio comedians Mark Normans and Rich Vos 5/3** Best Last Year of Radio is episodes from Opie's last year of radio he ever did.  

Gas prices hit $4 a gallon nationally, oil barrels explode past $119, diesel at $5—FU Friday unloads on the Trump Iran war chaos.Opie rips into Netanyahu's botched negotiations dragging America into a conflict most don't want, Strait of Hormuz fertilizer shortages threatening farmers, and why solar (and the sun itself) is mocking our fossil fuel stupidity while aliens laugh at how we live. Highlights:0:00–15:00 — Gas/oil rant + Netanyahu/Trump war fallout15:00–30:00 — Aliens judging us, White House alien.gov domain, conspiracy tangents30:00–45:00 — NYC self-checkout theft, QR codes, pothole mechanic hustles, Hochul horse-face roast45:00+ — Cream cheese prices, Naked Cowboy legends, Trump Pearl Harb...

German tourist sues NYC taco truck Times Square spicy salsa lawsuit — a $100K claim over "medium" green salsa causing blisters, nausea, and heart rate spikes (proven by Apple Watch).On this Opie Radio podcast episode, we rant New York City absurdities: tourist traps in Times Square, old seedy 80s/90s vibes with pimps and XXX theaters, fast-food fights viral videos, cab fares breakdown, and living high above the streets. Plus Mossad efficiency taking out Iranian leadership, Netanyahu rumors, Beatles "bigger than Jesus" controversy, discontinued large bills trivia (Ron bombs), dancing robot malfunctions in restaurants going viral, AI replacing ac...

NYC cab rides cost $28 for 2 miles now—blame MTA surcharges, congestion fees, rush hour BS, and traffic meter charges. Also, ghost trains in Queens, kids subway surfing for likes, and families paying $40-50 daily just for school drop-offs. Ron Berman shares his unemployment nightmare (new 10-hour work rules, frozen payments, impossible phone holds), plus insane stories like getting arrested for weed delivery (saved by DA change), dodging muggings "around the corner," hippo zoo jumper risking death for clicks, and real dolls looking hotter than real wives. Raw comedy, current events rants, and behind-the-scenes NYC chaos. Subscribe for unfiltered Opie Radio ep...

NYC high-rise wind sway seasick wake-up call, St. Patrick's Day stories, New York City life struggles, poverty in NYC, TSA agents unpaid chaos, war spending rants. I got woken up at 3:30 AM feeling seasick because insane winds made our building rock like a ship—happens 2-3 times a year up high in New York City. From there, Ron and I rip into everything: garbage trucks vs. high-floor isolation, my dad's old dive bar St. Patrick's Day green beer puke fests, Lemmy Kilmister rum & Coke legends, brutal superchat roasts on Ron, shocking NYC poverty stats (even 100K+ earners can't afford basics), TS...

2025 Oscars recap: Why I watched the Oscars for Kylie Jenner front-row shots while the show bored everyone. Michael B. Jordan wins Best Actor for Sinners, Timothée Chalamet snubbed after ballet comments, Marty Supreme turns into a wild mix of hustling, sex scenes, and mafia vibes. Joined by Tony P for no-BS talk on Hollywood politics, plastic surgery perfection (Kylie Jenner glow-up), flat Earth arguments, Netanyahu AI conspiracy theories, and my post-Oscars Rocky Road regret. Raw, humorous, unfiltered conversations on current events, pop culture, comedy roasts, and real-life stories. Perfect for fans of edgy radio rants and behind-the-scenes chaos. Subscribe t...

Strait of Hormuz crisis 2026: Iran lays mines, closes key oil route, spikes gas prices, threatens global economy — we rant hard on why no backup plan exists after generations of warnings. Plus KC-135 refueling crash Iraq no parachutes military decision kills crew, Netanyahu six fingers devil conspiracy, Epstein Trump Putin connections, Bigfoot Sasquatch interdimensional aliens, flat Earth firmament debate, Ernie Anastos death legendary news blooper, pigeon poop car, overpriced Dunkin munchkins, and wild storytelling tangents. Opie Radio FU Friday live stream unfiltered comedy current events real talk.Subscribe now for weekly raw episodes — never miss the no-holds-barred takes. Comment your thou...

Pigeon shit on my leased car, a stolen 27-inch walrus penis bone from Donkey's Place in Camden NJ, Marco Rubio wearing giant clown shoes in the White House, Baron Trump alien hybrid theories, and why Melania Trump's documentary is one of the worst ever made—this episode of Opie Radio podcast has it all. Raw unfiltered stories from a misty beach and Astoria basement with Ronnie Babes, plus diner gossip at Lolly's (the 80-year-old owner who got her own spot instead of working at Friendly's), Ray Liotta starstruck moments, and Trump shoe-buying rants. Real talk, behind-the-scenes radio vibes, current events co...