Mission Rejected

Section Chief Skip Granger must be stopped...at any cost.Written & Directed byPete BarryStarringChris Klaniecki as Skip GrangerNazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrathDave Stanger as Bowden MontcriefPaige Klaniecki as Gloria KovakFaith Dowing as Section Chief Zelda Anderswith Kirk White as Chet Phillipsand Katerina McGrath as The Mission VoiceAlso StarringAshley Banks as Athena O’BrienJill Ivey as Connie St. Stevensand Bob Killion as Security Guy, Steve Connors, and The AdmiralGu...

Terry Millionaire has almost completed his global surveillance system...and Section Chief Skip Granger has his finger on the button.Written & Directed byPete BarryStarringChris Klaniecki as Skip GrangerNazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrathDave Stanger as Bowden MontcriefPaige Klaniecki as Gloria KovakFaith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anderswith Kirk White as Chet Phillipsand Katerina McGrath as The Mission VoiceAlso StarringAshley Banks as Athena O’BrienJill Ivey as Ellie Mae Sederstromand Bob Killion as...

The night can play tricks on you in the big city…but not tonight. This really is another story about a clown.Written and Directed byPete BarryStarringPaige Klaniecki as Gloria KovakDave Stanger as Bowden MontcriefJill Ivey as Ellen FinklesteinPete Barry as Nate GundryBob Killion as Handsome Ralphand Kirk White as Chet PhillipsMusic, sound editing, and mixing byPete BarryA complete transcript of this minisode can be found here.Created and Produced by<br...

There are a million stories in the big city. This is one of the stupidest.Written by John DowginDirected by Pete BarryStarringPaige Klaniecki as Gloria KovakDave Stanger as Bowden MontcriefBob Killion as Jake MittensJ. Michael DeAngelis as Giuseppe ToroPete Barry as Mad Montyand John Dowgin as Sherman SticklerA complete transcript of the episode can be found here.Created and Produced byPete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John DowignAssociate Producer: Paige KlanieckiSee our website for...

The night is long in the big city. Almost as long as the long pancake.Written and Directed byPete BarryStarringPaige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak, P.I.Dave Stanger as Bowden MontcriefKirk White as Chet Phillipsand Bob Killion as Warburton and BoucherMusic, sound editing, and mixing by Pete BarryA complete transcript of this minisode is available here. Created and Produced by Pete Barry & J. Michael DeAngelis & John DowginAssociate Producer: Paige Klaniecki<...

It’s time for the EMF’s non-denominational holiday party! Gather round the fireplace as Bowden recites his own version of a Christmas classic.Written & Directed byJ. Michael DeAngelisAdapted from “A Visit from St. Nicholas” by Clement C. MooreStarringDave Stanger as Bowden MontcriefPaige Klaniecki as Gloria KovakNazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrathBob Killion as The AdmiralChris Klaniecki as Skip GrangerFaith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda AndersAshley Banks as Athena O’BrienJohn Dowgin as Dr. Biff Studebakerwith Kirk White...

The Porch Room’s Michael, Pete, and John have spent years crafting ridiculous spy craft stories for Mission: Rejected, but nothing they’ve dreamed up can quite compete with 1997’s The Saint. Join them as they serve as the guest contestants for What Did We Just Watch?: The Movie Trivia Quiz Show Podcast.On What Did We Just Watch?, three contestants put aside their better judgment to answer questions about movies that may not be on your watch list. Along with the audience they are challenged to remember character names, story beats, and plot details of this week's featur...

Oops! All Bards is an actual-play RPG podcast that does exactly what it says on the box. Five newly-minted bards are supposed to join their adventuring parties after graduating from the Shalomir University of the Magical and Martial Arts, but an incident at commencement means they might be their nation's only hope. Join the all-bard party for adventure, intrigue, and plenty of shenanigans in this new podcast featuring the cast of Mission: Rejected.Created and Directed by Jillian Ashley Blair IveyStarringAshley Banks as BelAnne Coleman as ClarisseRoss Currie...

The Porch Room sits down with other audio drama creators (and frequent Mission: Rejected guest stars) to discuss the making of Season Four and the art of producing audio fiction.The Porch Room: Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, John Dowgin, and Paige Klaniecki.Special Guests: David S. Dear (A Ninth World Journal) and Shannon K. Perry (Oz-9)StarringKaterina McGrath as “The Mission Voice”Written and Edited byJ. Michael DeAngelisMusic byPete BarryCreated and Produced byPete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John...

Terry Millionaire makes his move against the EMF…and Special Agent Chet Phillips is looking for Taylor Swift tickets. Season Finale.Written and Directed byPete BarryStarringChris Klaniecki as Skip GrangerNazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrathDave Stanger as Bowden MontcreifPaige Klaniecki as Gloria KovackFaith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anderswith Kirk White as Chet Phillipsand Katerina McGrath as The Mission VoiceAlso StarringAshley Banks as Athena O’BrienJean Barry as Quinn CorrinoJill Ivey...

The Cannes Film Festival is ground zero for a weaponized A.I. device…and Special Agent Chet Phillips is on a job interview.Written and Directed byJ. Michael DeAngelisStarringChris Klaniecki as Skip GrangerNazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrathDave Stanger as Bowden MontcriefPaige Klaniecki as Gloria KovakFaith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anderswith Kirk White as Chet Phillipsand Katerina McGrath as The Mission VoiceAlso StarringAshley Banks as Athena O’BrienJill Ivey as Child Star and...

A New Orleans retail estate tycoon threatens the city with a weather controlling machine...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is delivering donuts. Written byPaige KlanieckiDirected byJ. Michael DeAngelisStarringChris Klaniecki as Skip GrangerNazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrathDave Stanger as Bowden MontcriefPaige Klaniecki as Gloria KovakFaith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anderswith Kirk White as Chet Phillipsand Katerina McGrath as The Mission VoiceAlso StarringAshley Banks as Athena O'BrienJean Barry...

A former adversary needs the EMF to steal back experimental cloning technology from her ex-husband...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is catching up with an old friend.Written byPete Barry and Jill IveyDirected byPete BarryStarringChris Klaniecki as Skip GrangerNazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrathDave Stanger as Bowden MontcriefPaige Klaniecki as Gloria KovakFaith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anderswith Kirk White as Chet Phillipsand Katerina McGrath as  the Mission VoiceAlso StarringA...

The military secrets of a reclusive, hostile government are hidden in a soon-to-be released tabletop game...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is feeding the animals.Written byJohn P. DowginDirected byJohn P. Dowgin and J. Michael DeAngelisStarringChris Klaniecki as Skip GrangerNazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrathDave Stanger as Bowden MontcriefPaige Klaniecki as Gloria KovakFaith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anderswith Kirk White as Chet Phillipsand Katerina McGrath as The Mission VoiceAlso Starring<...

To retrieve stolen missiles, the EMF must infiltrate a dating app convention...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is on the front porch.Written byPete Barry & Paige KlanieckiDirected by Pete BarryStarringChris Klaniecki as Skip GrangerNazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrathDave Stanger as Bowden MontcriefPaige Klaniecki as Gloria KovakFaith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anderswith Kirk White as Chet Phillipsand Katerina McGrath as The Mission VoiceAlso StarringAshley Banks as Athena O'BrienJill...

McGrath's niece suspects there's something sinister happening on prom night...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is at a pool party.Written and Directed byJ. Michael DeAngelisStarringChris Klaniecki as Skip GrangerNazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrathDave Stanger as Bowden MontcriefPaige Klaniecki as Gloria KovakFaith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anderswith Kirk White as Chet Phillipsand Katerina McGrath as The Mission VoiceAlso StarringAshley Banks as Athena O'BrienJill Ivey as Miss October and Mindy McGrath<...

Government secrets hidden in NFTs are being auctioned off at a tech convention...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is talking to himself.Written byJohn DowginDirected byJ. Michael DeAngelisStarringChris Klaniecki as Skip GrangerNazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrathDave Stanger as Bowden MontcriefPaige Klaniecki as Gloria KovakFaith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anderswith Kirk White as Chet Phillipsand Kevin McGrath as The Mission VoiceAlso StarringAshley Banks as Athena O'BrienJill...

Arms dealers are vying for control of rare Earth materials hidden beneath a convent...and Special Agent Chet Philips is getting shock treatment.Written and Directed byPete BarryStarringChris Klaniecki as Skip GrangerNazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrathDave Stanger as Bowden MontcriefPaige Klaniecki as Gloria KovakFaith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anderswith Kirk White as Chet Phillipsand Kevin McGrath as The Mission VoiceAlso StarringAshley Banks as Athena O'BrienJill Ivey as Sister Mary Prudence<...

The EMF must infiltrate a mafia family dinner...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is in therapy. Written and Directed byJ. Michael DeAngelisStarringChris Klaniecki as Skip GrangerNazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrathDave Stanger as Bowden MontcriefPaige Klaniecki as Gloria KovakFaith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anderswith Kirk White as Chet Phillipsand Kevin McGrath as The Mission VoiceAlso StarringAshley Banks as Athena O'BrienJill Ivey as Senator Karen Sanford-Bipps and Child Starand Bob K...

Happy Halloween from Mission: Rejected! To celebrate the haunting season, Bowden attempts to record "The Raven."Starring Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief J. Michael DeAngelis as Larry Hastings Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger Ashley Banks as Athena O'Brien Bob Killion as The Admiral and Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice"The Raven" by Edgar Allen PoeWritten and Produced by J. Michael DeAngelisMusic by Pete BarrySound effects, used under Creative...