
Elis James and John Robins
bySignificant Productions
Comedy
Join the UK's youngest and most relevant broadcasters Elis James and John Robins for your twice-weekly dose of big laughs and top quality #content. Hilarious, welcoming and unashamedly ashamed, let these two best friends keep you company every Tuesday and Friday. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Episodes(40 episodes)
#560 - The Messi of Englyns, Warranty Wallies and Garth Olwg or Bust
If you like your podcasts jam-packed with top quality content, then boy do we have a show for you.First up: what’s it like to be in a creative powerhouse couple? A quite stressed Elis lifts the lid. And he explains why he needs Daniel Kitson to pull his finger out.Next John talks about being a lion of the plains, and walking into a saloon wearing all black. Admittedly it is quite confusing, but stick with it, as it leads to a big revelation and allows Elis to gleefully don his We...
Published: Jul 24, 2026Duration: 1h 11m 40s
#559 - Here We Hit It, The Calmru Connection and Darwin’s Flatmate Dave
Sad news everyone, Elis is retiring. We thought Johnny JR would go first, but Elis has beaten him to it. He’s peaked. He’s reached his zenith and there ain’t nowhere to go from there. But worry not, because he’s referring to his DJing career and not his podcasting one…Then it’s onto kids' parties and the big question: is John’s conduct in the Bureau de Change of the Mind the best training ground for dealing with 20 hungry kids? All this plus some top tier shame, a crackin...
Published: Jul 21, 2026Duration: 57m 23s
#558 - Drip Feeding Dross, Dave Kanchelskis and Oiling The Engine of Love
John, Dave and Calvin Harris are with you today to discuss all things DJ’ing. Incidentally, Calvin Harris can only DJ when there’s another wifi connection. If there isn’t then he rings his indie disco mate and the air turns blue. As well as hearing about all the hottest dance gigs, Dave drops an absolute bombshell within seconds of starting the record. Something he’s held back for years amidst the oceans of dross that this show has covered. Also, John deigns to tell Elis’s hero about his lovemaking backdrop, and ring the...
Published: Jul 17, 2026Duration: 1h 8m 4s
#557 - Live at the Crossed Wires Festival
It’s not often you get to experience a world first. But here you go, you’re about to hear the first ever documented Sheffield-first, podcast-second, terrestrial-radio-third broadcast. Is this a defining moment for podcasting? For entertainment? For global culture as a whole? Only time will tell.Elis, John and Dave recently graced the stage at Sheffield’s Crossed Wires festival, and here for your listening pleasure are some choice cuts. There’s all your podcast favourites; your Mad Dads, your Shame Wells, your Common Zense.Plus, Elis does his damnedest to connect with a W...
Published: Jul 14, 2026Duration: 1h 6m 51s
#556 - Un-Air Conditional, 296 Johns and A Pitta Pocket or Two
Our trio are on the old remote tricast today and John is, again, incredibly keen to emphasise just how well he is getting on during Operation Heatwave. But it’s also hot hot hot broadcasting as we hear of tupperware audits and controversy in the Dads Race. Does Elis remain unbeaten? Also, sound the Heartwarming Radio Bell as one of the team shares a delightful addition to his week. Fancy dropping us a line? Well it’s hello@elisandjohn.com if you do!And check out the latest...
Published: Jul 10, 2026Duration: 1h 6m 30s
#555 - Consent Cushions, A Cuddle Bath and Sitting Quietly in Ghent
It’s been a big old week for Johnny JR, but has he won again? Well it’s one in the win column for his much anticipated return to the small screen. But it would be helpful if he could remember the name of his own TV show…And then there’s the small matter of updating the firmware on the CarPlay in the Sportage. Will John win against 2017 technology? Or will Theresa May-era software prove his downfall?Elsewhere Elis attempts to remount the Cymru Connection horse, and there’s the return of Made Up Ga...
Published: Jul 7, 2026Duration: 1h 1m 6s
#554 - A Cream Spiral, Nude Dave and Dignity then Dignitas
It’s an evening pre-record this week, and it would be a little bit more jazz, a little bit more Soho and a little bit more laid back…if Dave’s train hadn’t been held up by cows, and John’s stomach wasn’t in confusion mode.And yet there’s no denying that we are totally committed to ‘keeping Britain moo-ving’ as we share treatments for tricky skin, reflect on Elis’s bed time pork pies and give yeast the big rebrand it has long-since deserved.Finally, we feel that sense of calm as John read...
Published: Jul 3, 2026Duration: 1h 1m 46s
#553 - The Orbit of Peel, Potentials & Tangentials and WD-Phwoarty
After doing what Status Quo failed to do, breaking America, Elis thinks it fitting to introduce the world of EJJR to those living stateside. So behold some dodgy accents, references to ‘mom’s apple tart’ and Elis, John and Dave’s personal Mount Rushmores.But having made his name doing what he does best, Cymru Connecting, how will Elis fare with all this added pressure? Will the weight of American expectation weigh him down too much? Will the man be able to live up to the hype?Then it’s onto a pair of all-tim...
Published: Jun 30, 2026Duration: 1h 9m 44s
#552 - Gloop, Love Bees and It’s Me Or The Lathe
The heat’s great isn’t it. As John points out, it’s no longer twee and fun headlines, instead it’s “Phew You’re All Going To Die Quite Soon”. What japes! Luckily we’ve got the cool cucumber balm of content for those toasty ears. And may we say, there’s some top notch correspondence today pertaining to love struck albums, lathes and crucial public health information on getting your bits checked every so often. After all it’s important to be health conscious. Plus there’s a fabulously topical Shame Well and a hot gloopy Ma...
Published: Jun 26, 2026Duration: 1h 3m 43s
#551 - Bumsyl, A Mind STD and Switchblade and Porky in Space
After a bout of promiscuous and unprotected thinking, John’s been in a panic sphere. He’s only gone and given himself a mind STD, but could some watermelon body wash be to blame?All this leads to a full circle moment for Elis. He might be headlining the Royal Albert Hall next year, but is the realisation of his long-touted ‘health podcast’ actually his career zenith?Listener JB sends in a cracking impressions-based Made Up Game, and we take a harrowing trip down John’s Shame Well.Do you want to fe...
Published: Jun 23, 2026Duration: 1h 6m 36s
#550 - By The Heart, CBDTea and Laughing in the Yurt with Charlize
It has been decreed that this is a football free zone. Well not until John nips out for a vape. Then when he returns, Elis, Dave and the production staff are all attentive and silent.But in this chill zone we imagine a chill world. One in which John has 5.2m followers overnight and has a wellness brand whilst dating a Hollywood heavyweight. You might think it’s a leap but rather a reality that was only one swipe away.Also, Elis also asks a very rare thing - a non-archaic question. Could Da...
Published: Jun 19, 2026Duration: 1h 4m 49s
#549 - Creativitine, Daily Life Stings and Ossification & Death
Who’s that co-hosting this week’s podcast; is it Jean-Paul Sartre? Is it Hannah Arendt? Is it Ronan Keating? Sure, they’ve all opined on the nature of existence, but has our very own philosopher Johnny JR finally hit the nail on the head?John presents a new thesis for existence, but Elis and Dave aren’t buying it…After watching a room full of people cheer Paul McCartney’s every word, Elis is inspired to tap into his own musical talents. Plus a cracking zen-based Made Up Game and a return to the Cymru...
Published: Jun 16, 2026Duration: 1h 9m 58s
#548 - Two Mice, Scrabble With Dixon and Leeds Train Baguette
Elis is fresh from the jolly japes of being surprised with being made to do a headline set in front of 5,000 people at an iconic venue. He’s just soooo totally cool about it.“Feel free to leave if it’s bad, but give the guy a chance.” So if you want to miss the rush during the gig then stay til the end. John revives an old, and at times deeply criticised, feature. We also hear some more good old fashioned Common Zense, which helps us ask the question, if the Dalai Lama spil...
Published: Jun 12, 2026Duration: 58m 49s
#547 - Pressure is a Privilege
Today’s show is all about one man: one of Wales’s greatest sons, one of the football terrace’s greatest sons, one of podcasting’s greatest sons. We’re talking about none other than the the cycling extraordinaire, the cagoule aficionado, the Cymru Connector-in-Chief, Mr Elis James. And what one thing does Elis hate above all else? Surprises. And what do we have in store for him? A surprise so big that John’s smirk can almost be heard from the opening drum beat. Josh Widdicombe is also on hand to crank up the tension. Strap...
Published: Jun 9, 2026Duration: 1h 14m 7s
#546 - Jimmy Corkhill, €57 of Tapenade and Remembering John’s Misdeeds
The UK’s stagnant economy is about to have a huge injection of growth, because Elis has got a big idea and a big observation. Strap in and let’s make millions.Whilst becoming billionaires is in the air, you know what are also in the air? Questions. Questions such as would you rather be a long boy or a boxy boy or a baggy boy? Is Christ going to be on Jools Holland? And do you have to ask what John’s mood is before you offer him a nice thing?We also d...
Published: Jun 5, 2026Duration: 1h 4m 6s
#545 - AudioDog, Jibber Jabber Media and Rubadubdub Productions
Today’s podcast is brought to you by a couple of big cheeses, a couple of real movers and shakers in the audio game. Because Elis and John have redefined what it means to give a keynote presentation at a podcast industry event.Elis will be pushing back on whatever you say, and John won’t be wearing no lanyard for no one; he’s the Lou Reed of the podcast-first-radio-second generation.But what of Producer Dave? Well he’s been banned from doing any DIY (read: superglueing things to walls) by his wife, so...
Published: Jun 2, 2026Duration: 1h 4m 21s
#544 - The Golden Texter, Wheels Through Wales and Common Zense
A few weeks ago Elis refused to accept the Buddhist idiom ‘the glass is already broken’. In so doing, did he set back mindfulness 10,000 billion years, or did he inadvertently birth a great podcast-first feature? We’re hoping it’s the latter; welcome to Common Zense.And top-tier podcasting doesn’t stop there, because Elis and John have also gone and created the Golden Texter, the Eagle Topic. Commercial digital indie radio, here we come (again).Elsewhere, Elis wants to nationalise headphones, John dissects his love of cowboys, and there’s another cracking TV treatment...
Published: May 29, 2026Duration: 1h 1m 17s
#543 - Lovely Pen, The Lumley Route and Unchopped for 15 Years
It’s a show that asks more questions than it answers. For starters, could Elis and John host Strictly? How are the boys related to classic board game Guess Who? And can you spell catastrophe without top rate cash?These amuse-bouches are followed up with meatier questions: why was John interviewed at a law firm? Why has Elis been under London’s strongest thumbs? And why is Dave telling a man called Ed that he’s ready to take his trousers off?Most of these are answered, plus find out what John had errone...
Published: May 26, 2026Duration: 1h 5m 43s
#542 - Junk Kerplunk, Big Low Bum and Is It Time For =?
Redemption for Elis James. After unspeakable failure 12 months ago, he rises from the ashes like a phoenix at this year’s charity football match. John also wears running shoes in goal and gets his baps out.Plus, we hear of some of your late relationship icks, Dave’s been sent to jail with Gok Wan and would John actually like to be the COO of a medium sized business? He’d get reserved parking, but he also already has this at home.Got a big ick relating to your partner of 35 years? Well get it...
Published: May 22, 2026Duration: 56m 23s
#541 - Hi Jacob, Big Brynn the Hill and 14 Connections by Tenby
After spending the last few weeks in the shadows of two of this country’s greatest runners, one podcaster has finally stepped out to make a name for himself.Elis James, the great Cymru Connector himself, has saddled up and attempted to cycle the great nation he calls home. And somehow, despite raising bucketloads of cash for charity in the process, it’s left him in dire financial straits…But he’s not the only one out of pocket, as Johnny Warbucks gets a dent in his wallet after a wily listener takes him up o...
Published: May 19, 2026Duration: 1h 10m 2s