E537 - Morning 6-Pack - What Aliens Would Notice First

We’re counting down the Morning 6-Pack: the top six things aliens would say if they landed on Earth today. I riff on all the space-news hype — weird radio pulses, people getting excited, and us assuming every beep means little green pilots — then we flip it into six goofy lines those aliens might drop. We joke about sneaking a peek before Putin turns the place into a disaster, ask why everything smells like pumpkin spice, and vow that even aliens won’t miss foliage season. I even roast the whole “you look like Steve Buscemi” thing, because apparently we’re famous now...