E542 - Elon’s Trillionaire Flex (He Sang About It)

Elon Musk is a trillionaire again — like, back to that cartoon-villain money level. Forbes says his net worth jumped a little over $30 billion in one day thanks to stock moves at SpaceX and Tesla, which is wild. I mean, I lose money at Sam’s Club and never pull off gains like that; we’re talking numbers that stop sounding real. It’s not cash in a vault though — it’s shares, so the title can evaporate just as fast, and Jeff’s sitting around $370 billion while Elon’s doing trillion-tier flexes. Oh, and he even celebrated by singing a braggy little...