E555 - Morning 6-Pack - 6 Signs You're at a Lame Haunted House

Americans are absolutely in love with haunted houses — we literally pay to walk into a dark building where humans are employed to scare the crap out of us. I riff on why that weird business model works, from Depression-era basement scares to Disneyland’s Haunted Mansion flipping ghosts into theme-park glam and the horror-movie boom that turned chainsaws into a marketing plan. Then I pop open the Morning 6-Pack and count down the top six signs you’re at a lame haunted house — think mummies rocking Charmin logos and monsters who only moan because someone fed them Taco Bell. We poke...