E560 - Morning 6-Pack - GTA6 Ruining The American Dream?

GTA6 drops November 19 and Rockstar is hyping it as ultra-realistic — like you gotta buy gas, deal with debt, housing costs, and apparently the “modern American dream” is owning a house and paying off your credit cards. I’m not thrilled about video games turning into budget meetings — I play to steal Ferraris and blow stuff up, not to check my APR. So we busted out the Morning 6-Pack and counted down the top six things that feel like the American dream in 2026. We riff on stuff like a phone that actually folds because it’s new (not because you sat on it...