E562 - Morning 6-Pack - Six lazy ways to 'clean' your house

We still do the same lazy cleaning shortcuts we learned as kids — and I’m counting down the Morning 6-Pack: six hilarious ways people “clean” without actually cleaning. A new survey even says the average American leans on about five of these hacks — 40% just spray air freshener to mask smells, 37% light a candle, and a bunch of us make the bed while the rest of the room looks like a cyclone or shove everything in a closet. So yeah, adulthood = nicer furniture to hide your mess, not more responsibility. I riff through goofy ideas like painting your shower black to match t...