E565 - Alabama Bama - SpaceX Stock

I pick up the phone and Bama's already plotting to invent kids so she can snag hypothetical SpaceX stock from Elon Musk. I try to talk sense into her, but she’s proud of having “invented fathers” for years and thinks rocket shares are just fancy Monopoly money. We fumble through the whole “stock vs. stock” joke — she once bought 14 cans of chicken broth instead of shares — and the self-checkout is apparently witchcraft. She says she’d use the windfall to buy back her pontoon and get matching “I knew you were my mama” T‑shirts for her real kids, while the imagin...