E566 - Morning 6-Pack - I Judge You By Your Halloween Candy

An HOA actually told neighbors to stop handing out full‑size candy bars so Halloween stays “consistent” and no one feels pressured — yeah, really. I think that’s bonkers, so I ripped into the whole thing (they’re literally coming for your Snickers). We crack open a Morning 6‑Pack of jokes about what the candy you hand out says about you — quick hits, sarcastic digs, and zero patience for HOA logic. I throw shade at everything from Milk Duds-level cheapness to the soul-crushing horror of Candy Corn, but I’m saving the top punchline for the show. Fast, silly, and definitely not...