Hard Factor

Episode 2034 Brought to you by our incredible sponsor: Ultra Pouches - Don’t sleep on Ultrapouches. New customers get 15% Off with code HARDFACTOR at takeultra.com!  00:00:00 Timestamps 00:05:25 Blind man in the UK drove 150 miles drunk 00:21:20 An Albuquerque man shot and killed his cousin over hot enchiladas   00:27:40 PA priest stole 740k from three churches and used it for heroin and gay sex 00:36:35 Guess that crime: Trailer park woman throws bucket of her poop on alleged adulterer  For more head over to patreon.com/hardfactor for weekly bonus...

Episode 2033 Brought to you by our incredible sponsor: Ultra Pouches - Don’t sleep on Ultrapouches. New customers get 15% Off with code HARDFACTOR at takeultra.com!  00:00:00 Timestamps 00:03:32 Michigan v Western Michigan controversy  00:06:47 Guardsman faces felony charges for pulling gun after grooming standards argument 00:26:06 The SEC meets on Thursday to Expel LSU 00:33:35 Rabid baby goats at NC petting zoo For more head over to patreon.com/hardfactor for weekly bonus episodes and most importantly HAGFD! Learn more about your ad c...

Episode 2032 Brought to you by Ultra Pouches - Don’t sleep on @ultrapouches. New customers get 15% Off with code HARDFACTOR at takeultra.com! #UltraPouches 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:01:00 Happy Birthday Hard Factor Mark!! Also, Football and Labor Day Shenanigans 00:10:55 MOST EMBARRASSING WAYS TO DIE: by Penis Enlargement Surgery 00:23:33 President Trump goes "Brunette" 00:32:12 Irate Passenger on American Airlines flight Restrained with Duct Tape by Fellow Passengers and Crew 00:38:06 New documentary from Nathan Fielder about to drop about Theranos, and it looks awesome ...

FREE PATREON PREVIEW FOR LABOR DAY FOR MORE, GO TO PATREON.COM/HARDFACTOR Mark and Will break down the most hilarious Florida stories of the week, including: Florida Woman caught giving the local construction crew a live sex show while laying on a wooden pallet Florida Man found nude in stranger's pool after multiple encounters with police in same day Florida Man smashes up Arby's with metal pipe right after getting out of prison for killing a swan The Ballad of "Crooked Jess" - the informant who knew too...

Episode 2031 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:01:22 Lindsay Clancy trial 00:09:04 Dumb Hikers use Computer Brain instead of Human Brain to Plan Hike, Rescued by Emergency Services 00:19:57 Mandatory US military Testosterone screenings in place 00:22:18 Viral Cat-in-the-hat trend 00:29:34 Georgia cops at it again. Want to arrest man who found $30 on the floor and didn’t turn it in For more head over to patreon.com/hardfactor for weekly bonus episodes and most importantly HAGFD! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode 2030 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:04:10 Butt sniffer video has been released   00:11:00 Man shoved a carrot up his butt at a UK park   00:21:00 Tiger got his driver’s license taken from him for five years  00:26:20 Grand opening of Indonesian bridge went poorly  00:31:00 Joe Paterno Football Experience Room announced by Penn State 00:34:00 Taiwanese man arrested for spying on cheating wife thanks to Roomba vaccuum For more head over to patreon.com/hardfactor for weekly bonus episodes and most importantly HAGFD! Learn more abo...

Episode 2029 - Brought to you by https://patreon.com/hardfactor - join our community for bonus pods, discord chat, trivia nights and more!! 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:03:07 Wes discusses the right way to 00:06:15 USS Abe Lincoln finally docking.... in THAILAND!! 00:15:35 Georgia - Pet Donkey "Hee-Haw" Slain, and 12 year-old girl found 00:25:25 Youth Football BRAWL between Coaches and Parents Erupts in Pittsburgh 00:36:05 The LA Butt Sniffer is BACK in Glendale Thank you for listening, we loves you and HAGFD!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit...

Episode 2028 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:05:10 New trend of men not showering before dates to attract women 00:14:10 Incredible heist of $70,000 worth of Pabst Blue Ribbon beer in California 00:19:40 Is taking way too much LSD actually good for you? 00:25:25 Belgian man was married to a biological man posing as a woman for 19 years 00:35:25 The latest crimes in Pat’s hood For more head over to patreon.com/hardfactor for weekly bonus episodes and most importantly HAGFD! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit me...

Episode 2027 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:00:50 Scottie cost the boys their Tour Championship bets 00:06:20 The FBI is reportedly lowering hiring standards to allow bestiality perps in  00:19:30 Milo Yiannopoulos was nabbed by ICE 00:25:10 Fast and Furious style heist in Egypt with crazy ending 00:30:25 The “Serial Defactor” in Tulsa might have been caught For more head over to patreon.com/hardfactor for weekly bonus episodes and most importantly HAGFD! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode 2026 Brought to you by our incredible sponsor:Lucy: Save 20% on your first online Lucy order at lucy.co/HARDFACTOR with promo code HARDFACTOR! 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:04:31 We got a new lake 00:09:35  Trump is threatening to destroy the Kennedy Center 00:19:53 Good Good/Callaway golf commercial that has caused quite the shitstorm over DV 00:35:17 Beat to death with dildo 00:38:24 Steak and shake florida man 00:41:22 Fat English Man caught on camera bricking drugs and phone into prison fence over and over again For more head o...

Episode 2025 Brought to you by our incredible sponsors: LUCY - Save 20% on your first online Lucy order at https://lucy.co/HARDFACTOR with promo code HARDFACTOR! 00:00:00 Timestamps and Landslides 00:03:40 Brooklyn Wedding in all caught Norovirus diarrhea from the catering staff 00:16:35 Northern Italian man busted for creating fake ancient amphitheater and charging admission 00:24:55 Belgian Man randomly become a Prince after finding out another Prince is his true father 00:34:54 Polish Man arrested for ordering up to 300 pizzas at a time to unsuspecting victims in over 1000 "Food Swatting" operation <...

Episode 2024  Brought to you by our incredible sponsor:Lucy: Save 20% on your first online Lucy order at lucy.co/HARDFACTOR with promo code HARDFACTOR! 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:01:00 RIP to Dolly Parton 00:07:05 We are one step closer to Wes’ Shacks becoming a reality 00:22:00 The owner of the 49ers was busted for getting a prostitute at a trailer park 00:32:00 Update on the Harvard morgue that was selling body parts 00:36:30 New pooping in pools trend, “The Brown Challenge”  is sweeping Spain 00:40:30 The USA & Canada trade war is heating up! ...

Episode 2023  Brought to you by our incredible sponsor:Lucy: Save 20% on your first online Lucy order at lucy.co/HARDFACTOR with promo code HARDFACTOR! 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:06:30 Major USPS employee check scam ring exposed for 20+ million in fraud 00:17:57 Reno fire update from resident Reno man Hard Factor Will  00:20:50 Terrible Chinese movie sets record as most profitable film of all time 00:24:50 Teen in West Bengal lives in the water due to unidentfied condition  00:34:50 UK couple runs fake horse semen business scam For more head over to pat...

Episode 2022  Brought to you by our incredible sponsor:Lucy: Save 20% on your first online Lucy order at lucy.co/HARDFACTOR with promo code HARDFACTOR! 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:07:02 - Big Big Marlin caught 00:14:46 2 Mexican Fishermen Survives 5 days at sea on a cooler 00:23:02 Dad leaves son on Mt. Fuji 00:35:21 Girl who truck sticked a football player on the field charged with assault For more head over to patreon.com/hardfactor for weekly bonus episodes and most importantly HAGFD! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit m...

Episode 2021 Brought to you by our incredible sponsor: Ethos: Protect your family with life insurance from Ethos. Get up to $3 million in coverage in as little as 10 minutes at https://ethos.com/hardfactor. Application times may vary. Rates may vary.  00:00:00 Timestamps 00:04:53 The "Sniffany Lions" in State College are turning on each other as the cocaine investigation unfolds 00:23:33 Random mystery person drops MYSTERY HUMAN SKULL at Michigan Goodwill in the dead of night 00:29:10 It's PHRIDAY - Old Ironsides, Florida Bad Girls, Brazilian Adult Child Scam, and Smiling through the Broken J...

Episode 2020  Brought to you by our incredible sponsor:Ethos: Protect your family with life insurance from Ethos. Get up to $3 million in coverage in as little as 10 minutes at https://ethos.com/hardfactor. Application times may vary. Rates may vary.  00:00:00 Timestamps 00:05:00 Hiring people to do tasks and when to hire a Mexican  00:09:15 The surrogacy/abortion case sweeping the nation 00:27:55 Fanimecon & the foot juice booths they have there for nerds 00:36:10 People dressed as Gandalf are protesting outside Peter Thiel’s house  00:39:50 Florida Man dog poop dispute turns...

Episode 2019 Brought to you by our incredible sponsor: Ethos - Protect your family with life insurance from Ethos. Get up to $3 million in coverage in as little as 10 minutes at https://ethos.com/hardfactor. Application times may vary. Rates may vary. 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:01:00 RIP Frank Beard (and TXCM victims, and #5) 00:05:42 Kentucky Middle School send out AI Slop Agenda on first day - Parents are FURIOUS 00:12:55 More Vicious Rabid Beaver Attacks on Maryland Teens 00:22:18 WHITE-OUT: PSU Frat Bro and Coke Kingpin Turns Himself In 00:33:44 Harvard Study finds...

Episode 2018  Brought to you by our incredible sponsor:Ethos: Protect your family with life insurance from Ethos. Get up to $3 million in coverage in as little as 10 minutes at https://ethos.com/hardfactor. Application times may vary. Rates may vary.  00:00:00 Timestamps 00:04:10 We take our first stab at the Lindsay Clancy case 00:10:00 New info on Eric Swalwell banging Fang Fang  00:16:05 Jon Ossoff make Trump banging White House aide Natalie Harp joke  00:22:10 North Koreans told to cool down during heat wave with dog meat soup 00:28:40 Woman gets park...

Episode 2017  Brought to you by our incredible sponsor:Ethos: Protect your family with life insurance from Ethos. Get up to $3 million in coverage in as little as 10 minutes at https://ethos.com/hardfactor. Application times may vary. Rates may vary.  00:00:00 Timestamps 00:04:49 University of Michigan Liberal Arts Majors getting it easy 00:11:49 Meta facing major trial this week 00:22:52 8th Grader Charged w/ Assault for Pelting Ex-gf in Gym Class Dodgeball 00:35:46: You can officially see through walls with wifi For more head over to patreon.com/hardfactor for we...

Episode 2016  Brought to you by our incredible sponsor: Mars Men - For a limited time, our listeners get 50% off FOR LIFE, Free Shipping, AND 3 Free Gifts at Mars Men at Mengotomars.com 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:04:25 Conditions on the USS Abraham Lincoln are allegedly not great for sailors 00:21:55 Revisiting “Sexsomiacs,” a bullshit trend that is on the rise amongst horny men who are full of shit 00:31:30 NASA forced to debunk viral claim about the Earth losing gravity for 7 seconds on August 12th 00:34:20 Shinto Shrine in Tokyo is outlawing cospl...