
Hard Factor
byHard Factor
Comedy
Cheat on the news with Hard Factor. Satirical daily news podcast, not hyper-polarizing and depressing like all the others. Drops at Midnight Eastern, 5 Days a Week, 24/7/365. Follow the pod on social @HardFactorNews. Hosts: @hardfactorMark @hardfactorPat @hardfactorWes @hardfactorWill. Full video episodes: YouTube.com/HardFactorNews Join our community: patreon.com/hardfactor Voicemail Line: 512.270.1480
Episodes(40 episodes)
Episode 2015
Which Towns In The UK Buy The Smallest & Biggest Dildos | 8.13.26
Episode 2015
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00:00:00 Timestamps
00:01:00 Wes returns, Japan recap part one
00:16:30 Man robs Shake Shack where he works and returns to work the next day
00:20:15 Arkansas high schooler practices with a cottonmouth snake in his helmet
00:23:30 Towns in the UK that buy the largest and smallest dildos
00:31:15 Wisconsin woman steals a volunteer fire truck and g...
Published: Aug 13, 2026Duration: 45m 20s
Everyone’s Gooning at the Dollar Tree | 8.12.26
Episode 2014
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00:00:00 Timestamps
00:03:00 The Patriot Games are taking place on ESPN+ and are not great
00:10:45 New alarming trend with dudes publicly gooning at chicks at Dollar Tree stores
00:22:30 FDA recalls blood pressure meds, Argentine beef recalled and Taylor Farms guac
00:26:40 Someone has seen a live playthrough of Elder Scrolls VI
00:30:20 Finnish man builds 20k s...
Published: Aug 12, 2026Duration: 40m 22s
Episode 2013
Stabbing at “Gathering of the Water Juggalos” Boat Event | 8.11.26
Episode 2013
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00:00:00 Timestamps
00:05:57 Stabbing at “Gathering of the Water Juggalos” Boat Event AKA Raft Off
00:22:14 The FAA Gamer Plan Worked - Most Nerds Ever Hired that Passed Flight Control School
00:28:17 Brittany is back with another crazy dance video
00:32:11 Polish athletes becomes first to swim across Baltic sea and almost died
00:34:01 Jared Leto is a cre...
Published: Aug 11, 2026Duration: 44m 6s
Mayor Allegedly Wanted "A Good Weiner-ing" Faces Investigation | 8.10.26
Episode 2012 (for real this time), brought to you by our incredible sponsors:
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00:00:00 Timestamps
00:01:00 Is it Episode 2021???
00:05:00 Weinergate 2.0 - "A Good Weinering" for St. Paul Mayor, allegedly
00:16:44 Mark Zuckerberg's Yacht Passed on Saving Stranded Boat, Cruise Ship goes 10-Hours to save them instead
00:23:00 Two ex-NBA Players declare for 2027 WNBA Draft
00:28:03 Texas Man arrested over...
Published: Aug 10, 2026Duration: 46m 13s
Episode 2011
Hawaiian Congressional Candidate KO’d For Being Drunk Menace | 8.7.26
Episode 2011
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00:00:00 Timestamps
00:02:00 Memories of 2011
00:10:56 Japanese woman arrested for placing billions in fake orders on anime site
00:15:37 Hawaii congressional candidate gets KOed for being a drunk menace
00:30:49 Man with history of purposely setting wildfires may have set wildfire
00:39:14 Three lions die at Japanese Zoo… Wes is unaffected
00:42:03 More police using FLOCK Cameras to stalk people
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Published: Aug 7, 2026Duration: 53m 43s
Worst Tinder Date Ever and Leprosy is Back FMF | 8.6.26
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00:00:00 Timestamps
00:05:30 Man attacks woman for laughing in the movie theater
00:16:34 Florida Man caught stealing a shitload of gas
00:21:10 Florida Man Busted for Ordering Kilo of Coke in the Mail
00:27:05 Tinder date goes wrong as old man goes psycho
00:36:15 Leprosy is Back in Florida Somehow...
Published: Aug 6, 2026Duration: 46m 37s
Naked Man Found INSIDE Wall of Fresno Plasma Center | 8.5.26
Episode 2010
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00:00:00 Timestamps
00:01:00 100% Creepy Weirdo Episode
00:03:14 Ohio congressional candidate Max Miller accused of marital violence by wife, GRINDR reveals, and a Michigan candidate that sounds like Ms. Rachel
00:21:40 Naked Man Found INSIDE Wall of Fresno Plasma Center, peeping through the walls at plasma donors
00:34:16 Angry Londoner destroys neighbor's fish pond over pump noise + Creepy Colombian unleashes Theater-clearing Fart at...
Published: Aug 5, 2026Duration: 48m 41s
Man Punches Kids on Cruise, China Hates Night Swimming and Camo Police| 8.3.26
Episode 2009
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00:00:00 Timestamps
00:02:15 Pat is dealing with an issue at his neighborhood park
00:10:50 Telegram owner Pavel Durov is being targeted by Russia for not giving up customers
00:14:20 China sends a police drown to yell at you to get out of the water at night
00:16:10 South Korea’s dopamine site trend is fake shopping and fake deliveries
00:21:30 Australian Parliame...
Published: Aug 3, 2026Duration: 48m 57s
Episode 2008
Wes Joins from Japan & Fools that work in schools | 7.31.26
Episode 2008
00:00:00 Timestamps
00:07:08 Update the poor NY male students will no longer have sexbot AI teacher after complaints
00:11:32 Wes joins from Japan, gives update on SOAP massage journey
00:16:45 Teacher expelled for burning boy’s private parts with knife for urinating in pants
00:21:50 Weed News: CBG is Crushing Fatty Liver, and “Cannaflavins” are now Crushing Cancer
00:30:11 Mitch McConnell update
00:33:15 Did Trump poo his pants?
00:36:45 U.S. FCC approves giant space mirror to deliver 'sunlight on demand,'
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Published: Jul 31, 2026Duration: 46m 3s
AI Is Now Eating Books... Literally | 7.29.26
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00:00:00 Timestamps
00:01:00 Wes is officially IN Japan (first Smoking Lounge review), and other headlines
00:07:25 AI companies, at least Anthropic according to lawsuit document, are buying pre-2023 books to literally eat them (to death) into their data training model for LLMs
00:19:48 ECommerce Bytes wins $50 Million from settlement with EBay + Meme News is the BEST
00:22:39...
Published: Jul 29, 2026Duration: 45m 0s
Man Hikes 10 Miles with Pole Fully Impaled Through Body | 7.27.26
Episode 2006
00:00:00 Timestamps
00:06:50 Some of the best clips from the White House Correspondence Dinner
00:21:40 The Unmasking Effect and Global Warming
00:31:40 Man impales himself all the way through with hiking pole then walks 10 miles
00:35:30 Influencer posts tik tok about her pedo husband and gets murdered
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Published: Jul 27, 2026Duration: 42m 24s
Episode 1005
Male only gym seeks to prevent Christian men from lust | 7.24.26
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00:00:00 Timestamps
00:05:34 Lil Wayne Interview recap 00:09:08 Male only gym seeks to prevent Christian men from lust
00:26:45 Bear electrocuted on electrical pole after rescue deemed too risky
00:34:18 Michelin star chef in South Korea facing jail over ant dessert
00:40:15 Orcas are now exploding Sunfish with tremendous force
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Published: Jul 24, 2026Duration: 50m 0s
Episode 2004
Gen Z Fashion Trend Is A Dad's Worst Nightmare & Sentient Goldfish | 7.23.26
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00:00:00 Timestamps
00:04:15 Jack sucks
00:08:25 First-ever instance of a chatbot hacking another AI without user direction, plus AI lawsuits for idiots
00:20:25 New unbuttoned jean fashion trend sweeping the nation
00:27:50 Woman suing McDonald's for fries that were too hot and perfect
00:36:12 Names of fallen soldiers from the Iran War
00:37:30 Argentina has ruled that two goldfish should h...
Published: Jul 23, 2026Duration: 48m 10s
Japan Creates Sweat-Powered Shirt | 7.22.26
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00:00:00 Timestamps
00:01:00 Wes' Japan trip is officially ALMOST here - Shows Monday, Wednesday, Friday next 2 weeks. Live taping going away soon. Send comments. Love you Hardo Hive.
00:07:42 Trouble on the High Seas: Chicago Speedboat, (12:28) Bloodthirsty Beaver, (15:11) Killer Whale Domination
00:18:37 Japan has invented personal refrigerators for fat people to cool down
00:26:07 Reverse Cowgirl Fake News??
00:29:45 Louisiana W...
Published: Jul 22, 2026Duration: 45m 53s
Apparently You Can’t Sign Your Prison Letters in Cum | 7.21.26
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00:00:00 Timestamps
00:03:20 Taylor Farms met with the White House and is trying to spin the diarrhea lettuce
00:15:00 Women set world records at the lumberjack world championships
00:18:40 Big girl in her underwear is stealing everyone’s milk in the UK
00:24:20 The former city planner of Sausalito tried to steal two yachts at 5AM
00:30:50 Prisoner gets in trouble for...
Published: Jul 21, 2026Duration: 41m 50s
Episode 2001
The Tate Brothers arrested for a 5th time | 7.20.26
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00:00:00 Timestamps
00:06:21 Israel going to use Nile crocodiles to keep Palestinians from escaping prison
00:18:55 Andrew Tate arrested in Blouse and Capris
00:27:48 Jimothy the raccoon
00:29:19 Bad groom grapes brides relative after rehearsal dinner
00:33:54 Pastor says your “gay” if you don’t tithe
00:36:29 Alleged Maryland bank robber brings stolen kitten along for attempted heist
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Published: Jul 20, 2026Duration: 46m 33s
Episode 2000
EPISODE 2000!! One Of The Greatest Insider Trading Scams Of All Time | 7.17.26
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00:00:00 Timestamps
00:06:30 Wildfire smoke is ruining Pat’s day, and many others in the US
00:17:45 Pelting other people's kids at the trampoline park
00:18:40 Trump’s teleprompter operator was insider betting on his speeches and making a lot of money
00:28:20 Turns out Taco Bell is to blame for the explosive diarrhea outbreak after all
00:32:15 Trump’s face a...
Published: Jul 17, 2026Duration: 52m 10s
Putting the Troops on TRT while Farting in the Senate | 7.16.26
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Episode 1999 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors:
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00:00:00 Timestamps
00:06:35 "Digital Kidnapping" is taking an even creepier turn somehow
00:19:25 Hegseth is putting the Troops on TRT
00:27:13 Peruvians are obsesses with Erling Halaand
00:30:35 New York to roll-out "Humanoid Robot" to teach kids... soft, supple silicone, humanoid robot...
00:36:00 Chuck Schumer Farts on the Senate Floor...
Published: Jul 16, 2026Duration: 44m 50s
Japanese Men Don’t Do Porn and Nepalese Elephants Never Forget | 7.15.26
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00:00:00 Timestamps
00:01:20 Pat was a bad boy last night
00:05:00 Both Facebook and the major news story suck
00:08:20 Japan has a mass shortage of male porn actors
00:18:20 Teenager pays $3 for 1972 Wilt Chamberlain NBA FInals warm up
00:23:30 A Nepalese elephant has killed 25 people and tortured a family for 14 years
00:29:50 25+ year revenge billboard in Norfolk VA f...
Published: Jul 15, 2026Duration: 42m 16s
Episode 1997
The Most Terrifying App Ever, Space Flashlights & Shit Sandwiches | 7.14.26
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00:00:00 Timestamps
00:02:20 Korea fun facts and culture
00:05:15 South Korea launches app which allows stalking victims to track their stalkers in real time
00:18:50 A new space flashlight that can illuminate 3 square miles is coming to a sky near you
00:28:05 Homeless man finally gets his day in court for shitting on business and wiping with sandwich
00:37:20 Japanese w...
Published: Jul 14, 2026Duration: 45m 51s