791xt AITA for telling my GF listening to audiobooks isn't reading? (ft. Cat)

Folks, some years ago, I went to Tampa, Florida to do stand-up comedy. A listener showed up with a hand-crocheted duck, aka Ducky Vega. She said we had spoken before, that she wasn't a huge fan of my commentary regarding "replacing dogs." Yet, here she was, having driven 5 hours just to see me bomb. LIfe is fascinating like that, right? WE LOVE CAT!!!

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