ShortHand: Wallis Simpson – The Nearly-Nazi-Queen of England

E192 - ShortHand: Wallis Simpson – The Nearly-Nazi-Queen of England

Published: March 24, 2026

Duration: 27:18

They said she'd mastered a Chinese sex technique that could "make a matchstick feel like a Havana cigar". Top Nazi Joachim Von Ribbentrop allegedly sent her 17 carnations for each night they slept together. After three botched facelifts, she became a bed-bound recluse scammed by her evil French lawyer.

Wallis Simpson – the woman King Edward VIII famously abdicated the crown for in 1936 – was no stranger to wild rumours: from exotic bedroom secrets to her not-so-secret love of fascism. But how much of the gossip was actually true? 

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