Sh**ged Married Annoyed

Sh**ged Married Annoyed

byChris & Rosie Ramsey

Comedy

The only way Rosie and Chris Ramsey can have a conversation without being interrupted by a toddler or ending up staring at their phones is by doing a podcast. They’ll be chatting all about life, relationships, arguments, annoyances, parenting, growing up and everything in between. Each week they will answer questions from the public and a secret celebrity.

Episodes(40 episodes)

April Fool's, School Trauma and Chris's Unfortunate Lookalike
On this week's Shagged Married Annoyed, Chris and Rosie Ramsey deal with April Fool's Day, they discuss a recent trip to London, smelly cabs and of course there is a Carl update! Plus there is some issues with Chris's cap...and hair. They also talk about school streaming tactics, Rosie's GCSE's and they call Kev to get his thoughts on the Uppers & Lowers. There's beefs, voice notes, and some lovely questions from the public! AND... The Ramsey's get honest about hand jobs... If you want to get involved and have your stories and...
Published: Apr 3, 2026Duration: 1h 5m 44s
Please Keep Me Anonymous with Emma Doran
On this week's Shagged Married Annoyed, Chris and Rosie Ramsey are joined by the brilliant comedian, Emma Doran! The trio cover a whole host of topics including life as a parent and a comedian, the trampoline hack for Mam's and how they imagine the logistics are for being a Dominatrix... And of course, Emma reads one of your horrifying stories! Emma has extended her Emmaculate UK and Ireland stand-up tour up until 2027, including the London Palladium on 7th February 2027. Emma will also make her debut at the 2026 Edinburgh Festival Fringe, Pleasance Courtyard - Beside from 5 – 30th...
Published: Apr 1, 2026Duration: 45m 34s
The Oscars, the Return of the Motorhome and an Incident in the Shower
On this week's Shagged Married Annoyed, Chris and Rosie Ramsey discuss The Oscars, Rosie's ongoing want of a Motorhome, Cuppa Soups and the correct amount of times you should change your underwear! They are beefs, some brilliant WhatsApp messages, and QFTP's that cover a passive aggressive mother in law and a self inflicted show injury. If you want to get involved and have your stories and voice notes included on the podcast then get in touch! 📧: shaggedmarriedannoyed@gmail.com 📱: 07874 406650 You can watch the podcast on the Shagge...
Published: Mar 27, 2026Duration: 1h 0m 24s
Please Keep Me Anonymous with Mollie King and Matt Edmondson
On this week's Please Keep me Anonymous Chris and Rosie Ramsey are joined by Radio Royalty, the brilliant Mollie King and Matt Edmondson. Matt and Mollie are on to talk about their new podcast Novel Idea but in true Chris and Rosie fashion the conversation goes in all kinds of directions including fake tan, massages, sauna blankets and The Marvel Universe! Mollie and Matt also read a hilarious (and mortifying) story from a listener. You can listen to Mollie and Matt on Radio One, weekdays from 1pm and you can find their podcast...
Published: Mar 25, 2026Duration: 42m 57s
Heated Rivalry, a Balloon Fetish and a Self Inflicted Injury
On this week's Shagged Married Annoyed Chris and Rosie Ramsey discuss light mornings, delivery etiquette, sugar daddies and a self inflicted injury! Chris is still on tour, Rosie has been getting in to Heated Rivalry and the pair recount a recent trip to Dishoom (which led to a difficult train journey). All of this plus a beef from Chris, a reverse ick, balloon fetishes and the wildest Easter story ever. Enjoy! If you want to get involved and have your stories and voice notes included on the podcast then get in touch! 📧: shaggedmarriedannoyed@gma...
Published: Mar 20, 2026Duration: 56m 6s
Please Keep Me Anonymous with Seann Walsh
On this week's Please Keep Me Anonymous, Chris and Rosie Ramsey are joined comedian, podcaster and I'm a Celebrity Get me Out Of Here alumni, Seann Walsh! They discuss mistaken identity, nostalgic tv shows from the 90’s, the art of calling in sick and how Seann felt when he was in the jungle with Matt Hancock! Seann’s also explains why Gemma Collins is responsible for his new trainers and the trio get animated over Jonathan Ross's new show Handcuffed: Last Pair Standing In April Seann will be in the new series of I'm...
Published: Mar 18, 2026Duration: 44m 7s
Liberating hand towels on tour, Talk Radio and The Rosie Ramsey Guide to Sex
On this week's Shagged Married Annoyed Chris and Rosie Ramsey discuss videos of pimple popping, a new game called 'Jeremy', friend of the podcast Carl Hutchinson's latest odd behaviour on tour and why Rosie is fully in to Talk Radio! Beefs involve some low level theft and Questions From The Public cover a weirdly placed ribbon, an unfortunate plane incident and a new term of endearment...yes King! If you want to get involved and have your stories and voice notes included on the podcast, then get in touch! 📧: shaggedmarriedannoyed@gmail.com 📱...
Published: Mar 13, 2026Duration: 1h 0m 54s
Please Keep Me Anonymous with Maisie Adam
Joining Chris and Rosie Ramsey this week is comedian, podcaster and Taskmaster Series 20 winner, Maisie Adam! They discuss KPop Demon Hunters, teen crushes, ex partners and why Chris has had enough of weddings! Maisie talks about a recent wrestling injury and Rosie reveals what 'Tour Chris' is really like. All of this plus Maisie reads out one of your Please Keep Me Anonymous stories! Maisie's Tour 'Whatsherface' starts in September 2026, for tickets visit maisieadam.com You can also catch Maisie on her podcast Big Kick Energy, wherever you get your podcasts! If you...
Published: Mar 11, 2026Duration: 40m 26s
A bribe, a Tom Jones obsession and some hidden Easter Eggs!
On this week's SMA Chris and Rosie discuss their very different parenting styles, hidden easter eggs, late check outs and whether it's okay to bribe a child... They have a very unreasonable ick from a listener which neither Chris or Rosie are onboard with. They have a discussion about favourite colours which somehow leads to a conversation about The Mighty Ducks and a phone call to Kev! There is of course beefs, QFTP's, WhatsApp messages and loads more! If you want to get involved and have your stories and voice notes included on...
Published: Mar 6, 2026Duration: 1h 2m 46s
Please Keep Me Anonymous with Stevie Martin
On the podcast this week is actor, comedian, podcaster and Rosie's Taskmaster buddy, Stevie Martin! Chris, Rosie and Stevie cover all sorts of topics including veganism, awkward encounters, life at the Edinburgh Fringe and the efficacy of cough medicine! Plus, Stevie reads out one of YOUR awkward encounters in this week's PKMA. To catch Stevie's show 'Clout' go to steviemartin.com for tickets! If you want to get involved and have your stories and voice notes included on the podcast then get in touch! 📧: shaggedmarriedannoyed@gmail.com 📱: 07874 406650 You ca...
Published: Mar 4, 2026Duration: 39m 54s
A new crush, a tour update and the return of Barry Beef!
On this week's Shagged Married Annoyed... Chris has a tour update which of course involves friend of the pod Carl Hutchinson! Rosie has some dishwasher thoughts and she reveals a potential new crush. She has also started a new hobby/fitness regime, it turns out that it is quite difficult! All of this plus a handy Huel bottle, some gut updates, brilliant voice notes and QTFP's and the return of the OG Barry Beef! One last thing smas and das... what IS the correct way to pronounce Croissant? 🥐 If you want to get inv...
Published: Feb 27, 2026Duration: 1h 8m 3s
Please Keep Me Anonymous with Sara Pascoe
The brilliant comedian, podcaster and writer Sara Pascoe joins Chris and Rosie on today's Please Keep Me Anonymous. They discuss Book-Tok, coming to trends late, their first ever stand up kids and how life (and work) changes once you have kids! Sara also reads a very funny story from a SMA! You can catch Sara on tour with her show I Am a Strange Gloop, for tickets visit sarapascoe.co.uk/tickets Sara's podcast Weirdos Book Club which she hosts with Cariad Lloyd is available wherever you get your podcasts and you can...
Published: Feb 25, 2026Duration: 49m 56s
Emotions run high watching Lewis Capaldi and Chris has an awkward encounter with a Taxi driver
On the podcast this week Chris & Rosie share all the BTS from a charity event, including Chris feeling all the feels whilst watching Lewis Capaldi! Rosie shares some brilliant reverse icks and Chris gives a tour update which involves an awkward encounter in a taxi. All of this plus some imposter syndrome, a Geophysicist, dry robes and some classic 90's parenting! If you want to get involved and have your stories and voice notes included on the podcast then get in touch! 📧: shaggedmarriedannoyed@gmail.com 📱: 07874 406650 You can watch...
Published: Feb 20, 2026Duration: 1h 5m 29s
Please Keep Me Anonymous with Chris McCausland
On this week's Please Keep My Anonymous Chris and Rosie are joined by comedy giant and Strictly star, Chris McCausland! The trio discuss Chris's tour Yonks, remembering old material, the early noughties sitcom Coupling, the love of Pizza and why Chris could never be on I'm a Celebrity! Chris McCausland also shares a PKMA from one of you lovely SMAS. To get tickets to Chris McCausland's tour visit chrismccausland.com/tour To buy Chris's book visit Chris McCausland - Keep Laughing If you want to get involved...
Published: Feb 18, 2026Duration: 42m 20s
The reverse ick, a lost moon cup and why Rosie's alright for a safari
On the podcast this week the Ramsey's discuss reverse icks, safaris, adult panto why, in a social media age, we should be looking out for the boomers! Chris shares a new feeling, things get heated over packed lunches and QFTP's involve a missing moon cup, a DNA cocktail and Grandparents keyboard. If you want to get involved and have your stories and voice notes included on the podcast then get in touch! 📧: shaggedmarriedannoyed@gmail.com 📱: 07874 406650 You can watch the podcast on the Shagged Married Annoyed YouTube channel: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠youtube.com/@shagged.married...
Published: Feb 13, 2026Duration: 1h 0m 7s
Please Keep Me Anonymous with Fatiha El-Ghorri
Joining Chris and Rosie this week is comedian, writer and Rosie's Taskmaster pal, Fatiha El-Ghorri! As well as reading a brilliant (but gross) story, the trio chat about hotels, stand-up comedy, past jobs, weird superstitions and why you should never look at the comments! 🎤 Get tickets to Fatiha's 2026 tour Cockney Stacking Doll Tour + Live Dates | Fatiha El-Ghorri — Fatiha El-Ghorri 📖 You can also pre order Fatiha's upcoming book Perks Of My Hijab If you want to get involved and have your stories and voice notes included on the podcast then get in touch! 📧: sha...
Published: Feb 11, 2026Duration: 39m 53s
Vampires, slop duty and some misleading alarms
Were vampires ever real... and other thoughts from todays podcast! Guess who's back? That's right, Chris and Rosie return to discuss school dinners, vampires, tea towels and some undercover (literally) recording. We have some brilliant voice notes that involve funerals, a £20 note and an unfortunate bed incident. QFTP's cover bottle misuse, dog pooh and some porn star intel! If you want to get involved and have your stories and voice notes included on the podcast then get in touch! 📧: shaggedmarriedannoyed@gmail.com 📱: 07874 406650 You can watch the podcast on the...
Published: Feb 6, 2026Duration: 1h 5m 13s
Please Keep Me Anonymous with Mo Gilligan
On this week's podcast Chris and Rosie are joined by comedian, presenter, and cultural icon, Mo Gilligan! From viral sketches to sold-out tours Mo joins the podcast to talk about his days in retail and he shares how he became so knowledgeable of the Jo Malone archive! Chris and Mo reminiscence about an incident on a train, their shared love of gadgets and what the weirdest thing Mo ever received in the post was. All of this plus a brilliant PKMA! Mo is a busy guy but you can catch him on tour with his new show...
Published: Feb 4, 2026Duration: 42m 51s
Rosie's bad week, safety gadgets and the IMDB of Porn
On this week's podcast Rosie is on a 'bad week' but that doesn't stop the pair from having a good laugh! They discuss Rosie's dreams, safety gadgets, a potential new invention and testosterone! Plus Chris serves up some facts and gets Rosie to join in on his quiz. There's beefs and even a WhatsApp beef from a SMA ! Another fart medley and some brilliant QTFTP! If you want to get involved and have your stories and voice notes included on the podcast then get in touch! 📧: shaggedmarriedannoyed@gmail.com 📱: 07874 406650 Enjoy ...
Published: Jan 30, 2026Duration: 55m 39s
Please Keep Me Anonymous with Tom Davis
On this week's PKMA Chris and Rosie are joined by comedian, actor and podcaster Tom Davis! As well as reading one of your weird and wonderful stories, Tom discusses why he loves Newcastle, the legendry Nando's black card, what it's like being a girl Dad AND he reveals who he was a body double for before he made it big time! 🎧You can listen to Tom on his podcast Wolf and Owl with Romesh Ranganathan. 🎙️You can catch Tom on his tour 'Spudgun'. For tickets go to bigtomdavis.com 📺Look out for The Reluctant V...
Published: Jan 28, 2026Duration: 46m 25s