Sh**ged Married Annoyed

Sh**ged Married Annoyed

byChris & Rosie Ramsey

Comedy

The only way Rosie and Chris Ramsey can have a conversation without being interrupted by a toddler or ending up staring at their phones is by doing a podcast. They’ll be chatting all about life, relationships, arguments, annoyances, parenting, growing up and everything in between. Each week they will answer questions from the public and a secret celebrity.

Episodes(40 episodes)

Soft play beef, a public apology and some sibling trolling
On this week SMA, Chris has some Soft Play beef, he makes a public apology to friend of the pod, Carl Hutchinson and he reveals why he begrudges Nana Bridget the leftovers! Rosie hears from Kev with some low level (unintentional) trolling and she explains her love of clingfilm. All of this plus some fantastic WhatsApp messages 💨 and questions from the public...mint anyone?? If you want to get involved and have your stories and voice notes included on the podcast then get in touch! 📧: shaggedmarriedannoyed@gmail.com 📱: 07874 406650 Enjoy all these...
Published: Jan 23, 2026Duration: 1h 5m 49s
Please Keep Me Anonymous with Joel Dommett
Joining Chris and Rosie this week is the brilliant Joel Dommett! The trio bond over Traitors (spoiler alert if you haven't watched the Celeb version!) celebrity doctors and life with two children. Joel discusses his most recent procedure which has him in a fair amount of pain, Brazilian jiu jitsu and his new collaboration with TV's Ben Shepherd! All of this and SO much more! You can watch Joel host The Masked Singer on ITV and catch up on ITVX. You can also find Joel on tour throughout 2026 with his show 'Happy Idiot', find tickets at joeldommett...
Published: Jan 21, 2026Duration: 55m 10s
Medium to low level shaggers
On this week's podcast Chris and Rosie discuss the highs and lows of silly string, Rosie's fake tan and the politics of Christmas money! For the first time EVER Chris and Rosie listen to your voice notes and smas and das, you did not disappoint! We also have some questions from the public which include one of the most anti-social sex habits ever...  If you want to get involved and have your stories and voice notes included on the podcast then get in touch! 📧: shaggedmarriedannoyed@gmail.com 📱: 07874 406650 Enjoy a...
Published: Jan 16, 2026Duration: 1h 4m 16s
Please Keep Me Anonymous with Jordan North and William Hanson
It's the podcast crossover of DREAMS! This week Chris and Rosie are joined by the brilliant Help I Sexted My Boss lads, Jordan North and William Hanson. There's a lot that gets covered including where William gets his haircut, some lady like sitting, Chris's glow up and there's even a bro shake! As well as all of this William and Jordan read a brilliant PKMA for Rosie and Chris. It may even give the smas and das some welcome advice! Jordan and William are on tour with the brilliant Help I...
Published: Jan 14, 2026Duration: 48m 20s
A dance injury, the pig box of shame and the official SMA WhatsApp number
Happy New Year Smas & Das! Chris and Rosie are back and they discuss the right time to take down Christmas decorations, unacceptable amounts of takeaway and a dance injury that Rosie got at a recent party! Chris has a cheery quiz for the New Year and the Beefs cover haircuts and hats. All of this plus a couple of QFTP's and a quick call with Kate! And BIG news! You can whatsapp the podcast now. Send us your beefs, your stories, your drunken voice notes! The number is 07874 406 650 . Email...
Published: Jan 9, 2026Duration: 1h 4m 59s
Please Keep Me Anonymous with Bridget Christie
On this week's Please Keep Me Anonymous, Chris and Rosie are joined by the brilliantly funny comedian, actor and writer Bridget Christie. This episode goes in all kinds of surprising directions including Bridget's job on a farm, bad auditions, Chris' issue with beans on pizza AND Bridget discusses an unusual WhatsApp group. All of this plus a story from one of you lovely listeners and some chat about Bridget's new Tour 'Jacket Potato Pizza' (which is a story in itself!) For tickets to Bridget's tour go to bridgetchristie.co.uk Today...
Published: Jan 7, 2026Duration: 46m 40s
Bumper Christmas Best Off
This week we have a little festive treat until some normality resumes! We've gone back to Christmas' past and we have some highlights from the last few years of festive episodes! Expect to hear from Barry and Belinda Beef, a trip to Lapland and an ill advised hat. Festive QFTP's involve the legend that is Jackie, some sweaty veg and some very inappropriate public heavy petting! The podcast will return for a PKMA episode on January 7th. If you want to get in touch with the podcast email: shaggedmarriedannoyed@gmail.com <...
Published: Jan 2, 2026Duration: 49m 46s
Please Keep Me Anonymous with John Robins
This week Chris and Rosie are joined by comedian, podcaster and writer John Robins! As well as reading one of your gross stories John bring his own tales to share. Plus, the trio discuss comedy, John's podcast ‘How Do You Cope’ and his new book ‘Thirst’. You can find all episodes of How Do you Cope wherever you get your Podcasts.  Thirst: Twelve Drinks That Changed My Life is available for pre-order! Today, get Huel’s full Lite & Lean Starter Kit online with our code SMA30 for 30% off at https://huel.com/SMA30. New Custome...
Published: Dec 31, 2025Duration: 42m 19s
A Christmas Please Keep Me Anonymous with Carl Hutchinson
It’s friend of the podcast (and best friend of Chris Ramey) Carl Hutchinson! Carl joins Chris and Rosie in their studio for a good natter and some retelling of a few famous Carl stories! There’s a festive Please Keep Me Anonymous plus we find out how well Chris and Carl know each other in a Christmas edition of Mr & Mr!  Follow Carl on Instagram and TikTok: Instagram @carl_hutchinson_comedy TikTok @carlhutchinsoncomedy  Catch Carl at Newcastle City Hall on 24th October 2026 https://www.ticketmaster.co.uk/car...
Published: Dec 26, 2025Duration: 47m 10s
A Christmas Please Keep Me Anonymous with Sandra and Kate
The SMAs asked and we delivered! On this special episode, Chris and Rosie sit down with Sandra and Kate (separately) and get their thoughts on the festive season! They discuss Christmas trees, memories, songs and movies! They even have a festive Please Keep Me Anonymous to read. So, enjoy this special ep with the extended SMA family and have a very Merry Christmas! Email the podcast at shaggedmarriedannoyed@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Published: Dec 24, 2025Duration: 57m 54s
It always comes down to baths or crisps
It's the last Shagged Married Annoyed of 2025 BUT keep your eyes peeled because we have some lovely festive treats to fulfil all your Christmas Podcast wishes! This week on the podcast Chris is celebrating a milestone (kind of), Rosie reveals her potential favourite season and the pair discuss the future... The beefs are wild, literally, and Chris questions Rosie's parenting. All of this plus some great QTFP's which are not for the faint hearted! If you want to get in touch with the podcast email: shaggedmarriedannoyed@gmail.com <...
Published: Dec 19, 2025Duration: 1h 1m 17s
Please Keep Me Anonymous with Vogue Williams
This week on Shagged Married Annoyed, Chris and Rosie are joined by the unstoppable Vogue Williams! Fresh out the Jungle, Vogue spills the tea on what life was like in the camp and why she thinks Chris and Rosie should give it a go! They also discuss the fun Vogue had on this year 's Gladiator Celebrity Special (BBC ONE Christmas Day 3.35pm). Spot Bot anyone?! All of this plus a brilliant Please Keep Me Anonymous, doomed business plans and the start of a vlog! You can catch Vogue on Gladiators Celeb Special...
Published: Dec 17, 2025Duration: 35m 21s
Judge us separately
On this week's podcast Chris and Rosie chat about their trip to London and we get some Sunday Brunch BTS! There are some hoover beefs. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Published: Dec 12, 2025Duration: 55m 59s
Please Keep Me Anonymous with Ania Magliano
On this week's podcast Chris and Rosie are joined by comedian, podcaster and Taskmaster star, Ania Magliano! Ania does some couple's counselling with the pair and reveals why her and her partner called it quits on their couple's podcast. They also discuss facial hair and Ania's new Tour 'Peach Fuzz'. All of this plus a brilliant 'Please Keep me Anonymous' AND Chris learns how one particular swear word has been given a glow up! To book tickets for Ania's tour visit aniamagliano.com To get one of your weird and wonderful...
Published: Dec 10, 2025Duration: 34m 35s
Hot and Heavy
It's the first SMA of December which means it's decoration time! Rosie and Chris discuss Christmas trees, Chris' weekend away, a present from last year and an unusual use for medical syringes. There are also some dinner and bin based beefs plus QFTP involving bubble wrap, a driving instructor and a very very VERY bad commute. Keep sending your brilliant stories to shaggedmarriedannoyed@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Published: Dec 5, 2025Duration: 56m 9s
Please Keep Me Anonymous with Russell Howard
On Please Keep Me Anonymous this week Chris and Rosie are joined by super star comedian Russell Howard! As well as reading one of your weird and wonderful stories, Russell talks about life as a new Dad, stand up on less sleep and what his new Tour 'Don't tell the Algorithm' is all about! Plus Russell talks about his own podcast 'Russell Howard's Five Beautiful Things' For tickets to Russell's Tour visit russell-howard.co.uk Find 'Russell Howard's 5 Beautiful Things' wherever you get your podcasts! <...
Published: Dec 3, 2025Duration: 48m 58s
Chris is flammable and Rosie starts writing Geordie Porn
There is tons discussed on this week's Shagged Married Annoyed... Scented candles, boiled eggs, laundry, creatine and so much more! Chris has had the flu jab so if feeling particularly thirsty and Rosie cannot stop singing! As well as beefs and QFTP's Rosie finds out the difference between an exhibitionist and a philanthropist! Send your weird and wonderful stories to shaggedmarriedannoyed@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Published: Nov 28, 2025Duration: 57m 31s
Please Keep Me Anonymous with Joanne McNally
Guess who’s popping in for a natter? None other than Joanne McNally! Chris and Rosie get together with Ireland’s comedy queen for a riot of an episode! They discuss everything from what they would do in a Zombie Apocalypse, thoughts on Zodiac signs and why eating your own faeces might be the new trend! All of this plus Joanne reads one of your filthy stories! Joanne is currently on tour with her show Pinotphile and you can get tickets here: joannemcnally.com Joanne's podcast 'My Therapist Ghosted Me' which she hosts with...
Published: Nov 26, 2025Duration: 47m 36s
WhatsApp groups revealed and Rosie goes to see Five!
There is lots to be discussed on this week's Shagged Married Annoyed! Chris has been impressing Rosie's family with some basic DIY (and a trip to the shops), Rosie goes to see Five and has some beef with their security guard, whatsapp group names are revealed and they don't show anyone in a good light! All of this plus some tasty beefs and some great QFTP's involving a one hour developing service, some icky future planning and second hand mouthwash. If you would like to send a weird and wonderful story to Chris...
Published: Nov 21, 2025Duration: 1h 1m 51s
Please Keep Me Anonymous with Olly Murs
This week, Rosie and Chris are joined by the one and only Olly Murs who brings his trademark energy and cheekiness! Expect a deep dive into everything from being a dad to two under two, doing karaoke with Mark Wright and how his family and friends will always keep him grounded. All of this plus a brilliant 'Please Keep Me Anonymous' from one of you lovely SMAS! If you would like your story to be read out by a special guest, email the podcast shaggedmarriedannoyed@gmail.com Olly’s new Album ‘Knees Up’ is out on November 21st  You can...
Published: Nov 19, 2025Duration: 52m 23s